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Would you like to be eaten by a youkai?

>> No.9135606 [DELETED] 
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Fart fetishes are more natural and normal than vore fetishes.

>> No.9135603

No, you can't eat me.

>> No.9135612

How can someone with such a pretty face devour humans?

>> No.9135613 [DELETED] 

>>9135606
Once I have reached the point where I like farts or vore why would I still care about normality?

>> No.9135614

>>9135606
Get out normalfag

What kind of freak wouldn't want to be devoured by a youkai

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>>9135614

>> No.9135622 [DELETED] 

>>9135606
>>9135617

Farts don't look like that. Keep this unrealistic baloney off /jp/.

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>> No.9135652
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>>9135603
Oh yes I can~

>> No.9135742

>>9135652
No, you can't!

>> No.9135748

>>9135594
Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

>> No.9135749 [DELETED] 

As long as its jsut a little big of me.

>> No.9135750

>>9135652
Oh.
Well, please don't. I don't want to die.

>> No.9135754
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didnt post my picture

As long as its just a little bit of me.

>> No.9135758

>>9135652
No, no biting or nibbling. Or ripping or anything close to it.
However I shall allow you to lick me all you want and turn me into your personal human popsicle.

>> No.9135759

I need to know if I'll be chewed up or swallowed whole.

>> No.9135760
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>Officially strongest youkai.
Seriously?

>> No.9135767

>>9135760
>chado
>anything near canon

>> No.9135768

>>9135760

This. Yukari would fuck Yuka up so hard it's not even funny.

So would Flan, Rem and Suika.

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>>9135760
Yuuka is so cute.

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>>9135742
>>9135750
>>9135758
It will all be over soon

>> No.9135794

>>9135786
It will, because this whole time I was hiding a revolver in my pants!

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>>9135794
>Anon vs Yuuka.gif

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Oh shit, I'm sorry

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>>9135813
Dont be cutie~

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>>9135786
Don't hurt me, I can serve you in better ways!

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I like to play as Yuuka in Mystic Square and watch her hips sway side to side as she moves.

>> No.9135843
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This is why no one likes you.

>> No.9135854

>>9135843
gosh I just want to cheer her up and keep her company

she can do anything she wants to me, eat me, beat me up every day, love me just as long as she is happy

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>>9135854
Really?

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>>9135594
ok.....

>> No.9136402

>>9136373
yes!

>> No.9136403

You'll die someday anyway

Why not become part of a beautiful touhou

>> No.9136408

Would you bend over for Yuuka

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>>9136403
CRAZY

>> No.9136456

>>9136403
Because that's a stupid way to die. If you're in gensokyo you might as well try to learn magic or become a youkai or something else that will extend your life.

>> No.9136472

>>9136456
You can become a parasite youkai or the youkai of shit

>> No.9136479

I didn't think I would let a youkai eat me, but a few months ago I was falling asleep and thinking of Flan. I dreamt she bit my shoulder, like to suck my blood or something, but then actually crushed some of my bones in her teeth. It didn't hurt, and feeling that helpless actually made me feel good. I got hard, and she started to rape me while chewing on the flesh of my shoulder, telling me that I'm a big pervert while she rubs her hips against me and runs her hands up and down my cock, spraying my own blood all over me. She licked it all up sensuously, urging me to cum before I bled out in her arms, my body wet with sweat, blood, and her sweet pussy juice.

Now I have the same fantasy about Mystia, Rumia, and Yoshika.

I think I'd be okay being eaten.

>> No.9136480

>>9136472
Well, now that's just a stupid way to become a youkai. Stop making stupid choices.

>> No.9136588

>>9136480

How about you go fuck yourself, pal. The way to a touhou's heart is through her stomach.

>> No.9136603

I like gigantress. But I don't think I want to die. Why can't she just love me?

>> No.9136606
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>>9135813

Sorry for what? Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks.

>> No.9136608

>>9136588
Maybe for Rumia. But not for most Touhous.

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>>9136479
>sensously
www.wiktionary.org

>> No.9136647

>>9136611
So he can edit sensuously to mean what he wants it to?

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>>9136606

>> No.9136658

>>9136651
But it's so tiny...

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You're lucky all Yuuka did was scare you.

Why don't you take a nap? You look exhausted.

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>>9136658
Wanted a bigger one?

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>> No.9137037

>>9136959

Oh God, imagine running from place to place, scared for your life because every girl that said it was okay for you to stay and relax had a high chance of eating you in your sleep.

If I somehow made it into the Scarlet Mansion, I'd just curl up in a ball in a corner and cry myself to sleep, desperately hoping that I'd ever wake up again.

>> No.9137053

>>9136994
>likely to be knocked out by the crowbar and then eaten.

I'm alright with this.

>> No.9137062

>>9137037
>not running off to the hakurei shrine
It's your own fault for making stupid decisions

>> No.9137106

Guys, here's a fun fact: we're pretty much toxic. As in, modern human's meat is poisonous. We get too many chemicals into our bodies during our lives.
So if something eats you it's more likely than not to get sick. Maybe even die.

>> No.9137143

>>9137062

The scenario I'm describing is one in which you are hopelessly lost. Of COURSE going to the Hakurei shrine or a human village would be the obvious choice, but if those weren't available, I'd think that a BUILDING would be a place in which a person would try to find shelter. If you were running for your life, saw the Scarlet Mansion, and didn't know what it was, you'd try to get inside it somehow.

>> No.9137144

>>9135594
>>9135652
Why is she smiling like that?

I've never smiled that way towards a burger or a pizza

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>>9137144
That's just what Yuuka's smile looks like.

It can't be helped.

>> No.9137179

>>9137144
A burger never had the fear of death in its eyes.

>> No.9137194

>>9137157
Why does she look depressed?

>> No.9137212

>>9137144
Women make that face when they want you inside them badly

>> No.9137309

>>9137212
How would YOU know, sperglord?

>> No.9137449

>>9137309
Because your mom is always eyeing me, kid

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