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Which 2hu would you summon from gensokyo to help you with everyday tasks, or just be there for company.


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Her energy and motivation might be just what I need in my NEET world

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Sanae, because no matter what anyone says she'll always be a good girl.

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>> No.9134251

Yuuka would stop weeds from growing in my garden and stop squirrels from eating the flowers.

>> No.9134243
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Kaguya

>> No.9134272

>>9134200

I'd want to summon Marisa too, but I'm pretty sure she'd just find me boring and fly away, never to come back.

>> No.9134278

Yamaxanadu to scold me and act as my conscience

>> No.9134288
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Sakuya is a maid, so she is best suited for everyday tasks.

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>>9134213

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I'd invite the good girl over.

>> No.9134296

>>9134243
Summoning Kaguya to help her with everyday tasks?

Sure.

>> No.9134313

>>9134296

/jp/'s everyday tasks consist of watching anime, playing games, and making microwave ramen. She'd be perfect.

>> No.9134314

>>9134313
>making microwave ramen

Yeah, if you're a weeaboo maybe.

Pot Noodle 4 lyf

>> No.9134322

>>9134314

I'm sure her skills would be transferable.

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>>9134314
These two are the best Pot Noodles. If you disagree, you have bad taste. I was going have a mini pizza, but now I think I'll have a Pot Noodle.

>> No.9134330

>>9134322

Transferable skills? I'd get Okuu then and use her as my WMD and start up a rogue state composed of /jp/ers, threatening nuclear annihilation on anyone who doesn't recognize its sovereignty.

Its capital will be the /jp/ mansion.

>> No.9134334

>>9134330

That sounds like a lot of work.

I think I'll stick to playing Monster Hunter with Kaguya.

>> No.9134336

I made fried rice today, but I cooked the rice in the soy sauce and baked the chicken, then chopped it up and mixed it with the rice. It tasted the same, but can I even call it fried rice?

>> No.9134338

Lily because she is the least annoying fairy.

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To help with tasks? obvious answer

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I'd summon good old Udongein.

It'd be hard to resist such a fluffy soft tail.

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Does making babies with Okuu count as everyday tasks?

>> No.9134393

>>9134387

Well, are you planning on doing it every day?

>> No.9134394

Ran or Reisen. Ran's practically the servant among servants, but she'd probably be a bit overbearing and motherly.

>> No.9134395

>>9134393

Yes.

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I would love to spend aimless days with Koishi by my side.

>> No.9134443

Kaguya, we can spend all day and night shitposting on /jp/ with each other

>> No.9134448

I want Reisen.

Oh gosh kyun~

>> No.9134463

>>9134448
>>9134394
Reisen is literally the shittest 2hu ever. Don't even make me make an anti-Reisen thread.

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>>9134463
How could you be so cruel?

>> No.9134469

>>9134463
She's so lovable.

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>>9134463
She isn't that bad. Hipsters hate her because she's too mainstream.

>> No.9134480

>>9134463
No, this man is right.

To answer the question, probably Remi. She'd be too classy and unwilling to help, but that's why it'd be fun.

>> No.9134484

>>9134463
New Reisen is pretty terrible, but how can you hate Udongein? Is it because she dresses like a schoolgirl?

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>>9134484
There's a new Reisen? What?

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Oh the fun I'd have...

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>>9134463
No taste

>> No.9134497

>>9134490
The lunartwats' new pet.

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All I need is a gardener.

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>>9134496

>>9134497
Well, I still loves me some Udongein.

>> No.9134554

OK. I apologize for insulting Reisen. It's just that I get a little annoyed how she overshadows mai waifu Tewi with more fan attention. I also don't like her clothing, it's shit. I also think being shorter is better.

Please continue with your Reisen circlejerk. Tewi wouldn't be good at everyday chores anyway, so I won't post her.

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>>9134554
Tewi would make everyday chores interesting, much more interesting.

Combine Tewi and Udongein, and suddenly chores are even more exciting, if not only for all of the pranks Tewi would pull.

Also, I was under the impression Tewi was more popular, hmm.

>> No.9134578

>>9134568
She seems to have more fans when both of them are discussed. I love the loli rabbit threads when there's a Tewi general but I avoid Reisen generals.

My tongue and dick would be inside Tewi almost 24/7, there's no way on earth she'd be productive in helping me do chores, she would be too much of a distraction.

Maybe the initial lust would wear off after a few months - who knows.

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>>9134578
Here's hoping you get something done eventually!

>> No.9134598

>>9134596

Even in purely visual gags, you still have to explain the joke, Japan?

>> No.9134617

Mokou. I don't feel lust for her, just brotherly feelings. That would be moderately fun.
Brotherly feelings to a character. I cringed while typing. Somehow, it sounds so sad.

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Remilia is my favorite Touhou but I dont think she would make a good familiar. Nor would Flan or Tewi.

I think it would have to be Nazrin. Loli and mature and she can look for water wells and buried treasure. We can go out on the weekends and have adventures.

>> No.9134658

Ran. I would love and appreciate her 5 times as much as Yukari does. Also I'd fall asleep in her tails every night, snuggled up right next to her butt.

>> No.9134666

Flan.

>> No.9134675
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Yuyuko so no tasks would ever get done.

>> No.9134679

>>9134675
I'd be having too much fun.

>> No.9134745
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Watch as I give birth to a new race of demigods in a human realm..
Watch me rule this world with Suwako by my side.

>> No.9134760

Ran. There's really no contest. She can cook and clean, she's god-tier with arithmetic, strong, and motherly. Plus fluffy tails. She's the total package.

>> No.9134763

>>9134760
She has the worst hat though.

Can you bear looking at that all day every day?

>> No.9134765

>>9134760
You dont have a mother?

>> No.9134770
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Why Tenshi? Because If I summon a good touhou they might be something totally different than expected, in a bad way.

With this, I cannot be disappointed, things can only go to expectation or better.

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>>9134770
>Fictional characters
>Being something different than canon

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>>9134777

>> No.9134791

Summer is coming so Cirno.

>> No.9134795

>>9134763
I'd take the hat off.

>>9134765
I can't make an army of half-fox freaks with my mother.

>> No.9134799

>>9134795
Would they have 4 and a half tails and both sets of ears?

>> No.9134808

I don't know if children with youkai is a good idea.

After 100 years or so, your touhou is a single mother raising a bunch of half breeds. I doubt they'd be well accepted by society either, but if there were such a place it would be gensokyo.

Also half-umbrellas.

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I'll take Meiling for private magic kung fu lessons, fuck yes.

>>9134598
and to explain that picture for you, the joke is that Tewi is a prankster asshole (as seen by the shovel on her back indicating that she is the one that dug the hole and set the traps in the first place) but she also works for Eientei which is kind of like a hospital with Eirin there.

Meiling fell in the hole just because.

>> No.9134813

>>9134809
Why would China be out in Eientei? She is the gate keeper.

>> No.9134818

>>9134808
It reminds me of a doujinshi where a good human friend of Suika starts to avoid her because he knows he will die before her and make her sad.
But then she tells him that she will just use her powers to extend his life and that he shouldn't be silly. Then they get shitfaced.

>> No.9134821

>>9134809

I was referring to the fact that the artist felt the need to put an arrow next to the shovel to say HEY GUIZE THE JOKE IS THAT TEWI WAS THE ONE WHO DUG IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, which is something Japanese humor does way too much.

>> No.9134827

>>9134763
Fuck you she has the best hat after Koishi.

>> No.9134834

>>9134808
If 2hus are real, 2hu magicians are as well. Become youkai magician, attain long life.

>> No.9134836
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best 2hu, best hat, best companion.

>> No.9134839

>>9134836
>The queen of No Fun Allowed
>Best companion.

>> No.9134849
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>>9134839
can't see a contradiction there

>> No.9134886
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I would summon Keine to help me with my studies. I'm rather undisciplined and lazy, especially with my reps.

>> No.9134900
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I would like to summon Yukari and I would ask her to border us to Gensokyo and for one more thing.

>> No.9134907

Patchouli. I'd show her the wonders of human technology and she'd be warm to sleep with.

>> No.9134909

I don't know...I don't think they would like getting ripped from their home to mine.

>> No.9134921

>>9134900
What thing?

>> No.9134922

>>9134900
Im suprised it took this long are the usual "Yukari take me to Gensokyo" Response.

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>>9134909
I think the same, but it would be easy for Yukari to return home and I would have chance to ask her for these things..

>> No.9134935

Pick one of the batshit ones for hijinks and easy money.

>> No.9134936

Mokou. We're gonna have fun. And she will see how much time she wasted on an impossible revenge that doesn't even fulfill instead of exploring the ever changing world. She should stop shaming human race with her way. I doubt she even learned to play an instrument or something.

>> No.9134972

Alice!!

>> No.9135010
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Suwako, for fucks sake.
I'd spend most time on her...
...feet!

>> No.9135026

>>9135010
>Motivational
This is it, I'm leaving until september.

>> No.9135035

>>9135026
Fare thee well, try not to die. At least do not try to die.

>> No.9135093 [SPOILER] 
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>>9134921
Now, that would be the secret!

>> No.9135259

Sakuya or Youmu. Both of them excel at chores, seem cool enough to talk with and befriend (should things go well), and might give some training to blade's fighting.

>> No.9135381

>>9135093
YOU WANT TO BE AYA?

>> No.9135516

>>9135259
I thought all Youmu could do was gardening.

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>>9135516

I know another thing she can do.

>> No.9136152
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koakuma would be cool, it would be a step further to spiritual enlightment and self education or something.
She probably have a better sense of humor than Patchouli.

>> No.9136508

>>9134791
If cirno was your AC, don't you think she'd fuck it up? I mean she is bakas after all.

>> No.9136515

>>9136101
What are you implying, here...?

>> No.9136561

>>9136515

Make his bed, obviously. Look at it. It's a mess.

>> No.9136571

>>9136561

Then why is she saying "Sleep with me!" ?

I sure am confused

>> No.9136635

>>9136571
She's obviously afraid of the dark silly anon.

You can't be selfish and expect her to fix your bed for you while you don't pay her back with some one to protect her from the monsters at night.

>> No.9136641

>>9136635
>afraid of the dark
>half ghost

>> No.9136643

>>9134777
Why does he need glasses if he's retarded?

>> No.9136646

>>9136571
Women never say what they mean

>> No.9136650

>>9136641
Half of her is afraid of the dark.

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>>9134795
>taking the hat off a 2hu

>> No.9136669
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Alice, she can have her army of dolls do chores while we make sweet love.

>> No.9136673

>>9136662
the legend says if you take a 2hu's hat off they die.

>> No.9136674
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You all are missing the most obvious choice

Reimu

This bitch single-handedly maintains and operates Hakurei Shrine, often has to handle incidents of all types, and is also a human, so you can at least have that in common.

>> No.9136677

>>9136674
But I hate most humans, so that doesn't help.

>> No.9136684

>>9136673
Marisa takes her's off all the time.

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>>9136673

>> No.9136694
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Going around town tormenting and manipulating people into murdering each other sounds like cool times

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Eirin would be nice to have around. Probably have good conversation and good drugs among other things...

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>>9136641

>> No.9136740

>>9136696

Is that cosplaying Mokou?

>> No.9136796

Youmu, so I can play survival horror games with her or make her to play them...

>> No.9136855

Ran. If I end up becoming her shikigami that's fine too.

Move over, Chen.

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>>9136796
That seems somewhat mean.

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