/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I unironically offer all my spilled semen to Suwako as a prayer.
You should do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWAKOOOOOOOOO~

IN THE RAINNNNN~

LA LA LALALA~~~

[Anonymous No.]

I always imagine impregnating my waifu when I climax.
It always felt like the sensible and most natural thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy FUCK her torso is long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9128753
nah its just a long dress and short skirt part so its an optical ilusion also foreshortening

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Suwako have all the best H material known to man?
Seriously, the only tag I need on Ex is her name..

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>>9128804
I've always wondered this as well, I mean it's not like shes even the first blonde loli in touhou, what makes her so special?

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>>9128810
Canon slut who has experienced cock

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>>9128812
>Canon slut who has experienced cock

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>>9128818
..I prefer her as a canon unvirgin slut though.
So much more attractive and delicious when she knows how to make her hips move on their own

[Anonymous No.]

Penny! I thought I had told you time and time again that you should stop posting as one of those "Toho" whatever deities, posing on the Internet!

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>>9128841
cartoon characters often look the same


am i funny yet

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>>9128841
Holy shit its inspector cock.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Suwako had a sister/brother that had sons and then it went like that until they had Sanae? Maybe Suwako is still virgin.

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>>9128865
I doubt it. Isn't Suwako also a fertility goddess?

[Anonymous No.]

shes biologically like 13 guys

13 y/os cant have kids which is why pedos are against what god made

[Anonymous No.]

Suwako reproducts by mitosis she doesn't need intercourse

[Anonymous No.]

>>9128873
Fertility as in fertility of earth/field

She is not the goddess of sex and love for fucks sake

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>>9128884
Fucking finally, someone said it. /jp/ is full of people who don't know shit about touhou and are just here for the image dumps.

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>>9128889
People say it all time, however /jp/ sluttiness is so great that they must project it in all touhous.

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>>9128874
13 y/os can have kids in most cases.
Menstruation can start as soon as 8. She can take le dick just fine.
Besides, she's a god, so how can she be against what god made?

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OH BOY here comes the Suwako is a virgin squad.
Sanae is her direct descendant. Also, no real evidence that she's got siblings.

At her physical age look, women were already getting fucked and getting pregnant in the past so you can't even use that as an excuse. If you were a guy at 13, you were a man and did MANLY things at that point.

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>>9128892
Suwako is a virgin just like most of the other touhous. The only touhou that is canonically confirmed for losing virginity one day is Sanae and Akyuu, for obvious reasons. (No, Sanae is not a slut, but she must continue the legacy of the shrine maidens of the moriya temple)

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>>9128884
>>9128889
I bet she's so fertile you can impregnate her from the mouth.

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>>9128901
here comes the horny teenager squad

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>>9128901
Except, you know: shes a god. Why do you think gods reproduce the same way humans do?

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>>9128884
>A fertility deity is a god or goddess in mythology associated with fertility, pregnancy, and birth. In some cases these deities are directly associated with sex, and in others they simply embody related attributes.

The reason fertility goddesses, even those that are primarily part of the earth/harvest, is because humans linked the new harvest to the giving of birth. Most of the time, fertility of earth is equated with fertility of women. That's why fertility deities are normally women.

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>>9128910
According to most myths and legends, yes.

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>>9128915
Learn some mythology, noob.

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>>9128912
According to most myths and legends, no.

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>>9128903
>suwako
>virgin
>has a descendant that's half-human
Only way that's happening is if she fucked a dude.

YOU JUST MAD THAT SUWAKO NEVER CHOSE YOU FOR A FUCKBUDDY.

DEAL WITH IT

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>>9128915
The hell are you talking about? gods fuck using dicks and vaginas according to myth.
Only shitty christianity has remote impregnation bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>YOU JUST MAD THAT SUWAKO NEVER CHOSE YOU FOR A FUCKBUDDY.
This.

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>>9128917
My weeabotaku denial is stronger than your logic.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Suwako would use me as a fuckbuddy, It's just that she's too far away.
But she loves cock and people who worship her so why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9128917
She's a goddess, it could have been immaculate conception.

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>>9128812
Just because Suwako enjoys sex, it doesn't mean she's a slut. Maybe she only has one guy per human generation.

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I wonder why /jp/ is the only one that vehemently against Suwako having any sort of sexual experience with men before?

In Japan, she's a sexual being and considered as such because she's a direct ancestor of Sanae, who they also consider sexual because she came from modern Japan, where they believe a majority female over the age of 13 is no longer a virgin.

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So she got pregnant once, hundreds of years ago. Unless it's canonically stated that she keeps fucking man from the village, I fail to see how this is something to get buttflustered about.

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>>9128935
/a/ here, We have just as much denial as /jp/.

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>>9128935
>In Japan, she's a sexual being and considered as such because she's a direct ancestor of Sanae, who they also consider sexual because she came from modern Japan

Fanon bullshit

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>>9128914
>In some cases these deities are directly associated with sex, and in others they simply embody related attributes.
>In some cases

Suwako is not one of those cases.

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>>9128947
>not one of those cases
sure she ain't

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>>9128935
Sanae a slut xD

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>>9128947
Suwako makes my cock super hard, so she obviously has divine sex powers that can bring fertility.

[Anonymous No.]

>My waifu cant be sexually experienced, then I would be unable to preform as good as the last man she had sex with 1000 years ago.

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>>9128952
But that doesn't mean she utilizes them.

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>>9128951
>>9128951
I'm sorry, but has Sanae even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that's right. She hasn't even made contact with a man since she went to Gensokyo. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Sanae is a holy maiden now and she was been the purest maiden in the Touhou series for how long? Reimu is still a whore. Sanae is the best heroine in all of Gensokyo, she has the best design. Sanae almost won the popularity contest in 2012. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Sanae is proven a better touhou than any other in Gensokyo. Marisa tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her some books or mushrooms. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Sanae threads because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like a heroine because they're canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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>>9128944
No, it just means they don't give a fuck in Japan as much as /jp/ does. For some reason, they're more mature about it than people in this board.

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>>9128955
your waifu disapproves of you misusing the greentext function

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>>9128957
Was my irony not obvious enough, sperglord?

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>>9128955
Suwako is a frog god, dude. For all we know she left some of her eggs on a lake and a dude passing by decided to take a bath on that lake and jerk off while he was at it.

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>>9128955
Who are you quoting?

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>>9128958
Sure, twisting a characters nature to satisfy their fetishes or whatever is very mature.
Weeaboo.

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>>9128958
>Japanese Otaku
>Mature

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>>9128963
Human form, man.
Human form.
If she were actually a frog, I'd agree. But she ain't.

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>>9128955
Take your greentext, reaction image, waifu bullshit back to /a/.

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>>9128966
They can accept that Suwako's had sex. That's mature.
You can't. That's not mature at all.

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>>9128968
Who are you quoting?

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>>9128968
Obviously more mature than /jp/ posters.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ likes to project their own cock hunger into touhou characters, more at 11

[Anonymous No.]

>>9128969
Who says she can't turn into a frog?

(please don't destroy me with a ZUN quote saying it's impossible)

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>>9128961
It's a pasta, newfag.

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>>9128982
Oh shit, you must be a master detective or something. I had no idea that that was a rip off of the Luca kopipe. You sure showed me, I better pack my bags and leave, /b/ro.

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>>9128976
Nah, most of what goes on in Japan carries over to these boards. As much as most of /jp/ likes to pretend otherwise, this board is full of weeaboos. Japanese otaku have probably just gotten over their Suwako denial but /jp/ has not gotten there yet. There is always some jet lag with these things.

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>>9128972
Never said Suwako never had sex, nerd, learn to read first before talking shit.
I can't accept you perpetuating this fanon bullshit about Sanae though.

And the only reason they "accept" it is because it makes for good masturbation material.You are a damn delusional, literal weeaboo if you think horny losers from japan are much different from horny losers in the west.

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>>9128978
> When a portion of her spirit is enshrined elsewhere, she often takes the form of a frog, and in those circumstances it seems she can grant blessings of safe travel (Safety Frog: makes you return safely), financial upturn (Fortune Frog: makes you able to buy soon), or transfiguration (Beauty Frog: makes you look better than ever).

She can. I'm quoting SoPM.

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>>9128984
That's right, go back to reddit. You don't belong here.

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>>9128991
Shut the fuck up natsuchuu. Your post isn't worthy of bumping this thread, I think you need to take what you're saying to heart before telling other people to leave.

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>>9128991
Ladies first.

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>>9128990
>Beauty Frog: makes you look better than ever

Now we know why Sanae is such a beauty. I bet the guy saw Suwako in her beauty form frog while she laid eggs and he turned into someone so beautiful he developed a narcisist complex and jerked off righ then and there.

[Anonymous No.]

thread got even more epik than b4, good job /a/nime /b/ros

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>>9128963
For some reason I find this hilarious. Such spontaneous lineage for Sanae.
Though I have nothing against this girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>insecure posters because of japanese fan belief that sanae and suwako are not virgins
So much insecurity in this thread. Are you buttdevastated that you guys aren't the faceless men that Suwa and Sanae have sex with? Seems like it.

[BasementFlan !fOS0n8t2CY No.]

>>9128990
Don't forget this, which is also from SoPM
>While a common misunderstanding as she is often thought to be in the form of a frog, be aware that she actually is not a god of frogs.
>If you happen to make a request like "The frogs in the rice fields are so noisy that I can't sleep, could you do something about it?", she might make your fields barren.
>It seems like she simply loves frogs.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, it's this thread again.

Well, we haven't had it in a while.

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>>9129014
epic ween bro
u sure owned thse nerds
nobody mess with /a/

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>>9129028
Reported for non-english.

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>>9129014
>touhou
>faceless men

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>>9129034
Please review the global rules before posting

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>>9129040
That's right, you secondary as heck for not knowing Gensokyo has a 50 percent male population as ZUN said.

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>>9129014
>Suwa

because that additional 'ko' is so much effort.

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>>9129046
>indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"

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>>9129054
Globa rules tell you not to announce when you're reporting someone.

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>>9129056
>50 percent male population

That's a really precise number. What happens if there's a year where there are more male babies being birthed than female babies?

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>>9129059
Your still reported.

[Anonymous No.]

your 2hu gets raped by faceless men lmao canonically confirmed u mad?

iam edgy yet

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>>9129063
That wasn't even my post, dork.

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>>9129063
Keep crying secondary homolord, got so buttangered that you couldn't hanndle it amd had to report me like the bitch you are.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread's fucking awful. Anyone else want to join me in sexualizing Touhous without trying to explain or justify it?

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>>9129089
You're my kind of man. Let's do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9129062
You already know the answer.

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>>9129089
What's your favourite suwako doujin bro?

Do you prefer the doujins where Suwako is a sexually aggressive Rustle-style loli or do you get off better on the ones that have her blushing while her insides are changing to the shape of a cock?

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>>9129106
Not the guy you're talking to, but I like it when she's a happy-go-lucky prankster who sees sex as a fun activity to enjoy with the people she likes.

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>>9129089
Thats the thing you cant justify it. Post away though. Its not like lewd thread are uncommon.

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>>9129089
>中に誰もいませんよ？

im inside to rape ur mum xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9129089
im sexualigin ur mom ROFL

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>>9129106
I'm not much into Suwako myself. But I prefer assertive girls.

>>9129109
This also.

>>9129111
I know. But that's why fantasy is so great. And I wasn't going to start posting any lewd.

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>>9129124
Define "assertive"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9129124
Then you're gonna love this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9129089
I want to, but I don't know where to start. Lead the way!

[Anonymous No.]

Watosato's recent one was okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9128892
>le
>>>/reddit/

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>>9129148
LOL

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>>9129148
I am sure you meant to be ironic, but try harder next time.

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>>9129106
>What's your favourite suwako doujin bro?
OP here.
Those happiness milk doujins...

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>>9129136
Not much into yuri but that one was quite fun, yes.

>>9129147
Haven't read that yet.

>>9129128
Sexually.

>>9129142
Don't join in <insert Touhou> is a slut discussions.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit this thread, I didn't know suwako's unvirgin status was enough to set you all off so much.

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>>9129337
>unvirgin status
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9129348
You can quote this
*whips out cock*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9129356
>*whips out cock*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9129348
>desial

[Anonymous No.]

>>9129365
>>9129361
>>9129356
>>9129348
Morons...

[Anonymous No.]

For all we know she peed on some tadpoles and one of said tadpoles grew into Sanae.

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>>9129389
wud b laff

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>>9129136
>>9129218

>Tineye both of these
>0 results for either one

God damn it.

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>>9129557
http://www.tokyotosho.info/search.php?terms=%E8%82%89%E6%AC%B2%E7%A5%9E%E4%BB%B0%E4%BF%A1

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>>9129557
The best source is lurking more.

[Anonymous No.]

I offered my sperm for Jesus today as a prayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9129557
Fucking faggot, I even said the name of the circle, how retarded can you get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9129557
>tineye

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>>9129573

>One is in Japanese
>The other is likely to also be in Japanese but I can't tell because no one appears to be seeding it

I'm not even after the porn, I'm after the funny antics that result in porn.

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>>9129636
yeh but wh u qot?

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>>9129636
but at least you know what it is named now

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=New+carnal+story+touhou

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>>9129218
Yup... shame there's 2 of them left untranslated...

[Anonymous No.]

Nevermind about the downloads anyway. The images I'm finding don't contain funny antics so much as they focus on close-ups of privates and SEMEN EVERYWHERE. That's not funny at all!

Sorry to be such a dick about everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry dewd, but she's my waifu

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>>9129557
Fuck off back to /v/ with your green text.

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>>9129800
>greentext
>implying you aren't mad
>>>>/a/