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9122081 No.9122081[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Which 2hu's butt would you most enjoy sniffing?

I think I'd enjoy Patchy's big round butt.

>> No.9122084

>>9122081
Was Marisa returning a boo-

Haha, fat chance.

>> No.9122089

>>9122081
Alle

>> No.9122097
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9122097

Tengubutts

>> No.9122123
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>>9122081
You calling Patchy a fatass?

>> No.9122128
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>>9122123

Patchy a fatbutt

>> No.9122149
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>>9122128
But i approve.

>> No.9122156
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9122156

I'm sure Alice's butt smells like the rest of her; clean with a hint of strawberry.

>> No.9122157

If you substitute 'sniffing' for 'spanking' this is suddenly a good thread instead of a bad one.

>> No.9122181
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>>9122157
*realization*

>> No.9122186
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>>9122157
in that case I would love to spank Koishi

>> No.9122195
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>>9122157
fuck yeah spanking

>> No.9122219
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>>9122157
>>9122181
>>9122186
>>9122195

Pleb taste; refined people enjoy the aroma of a fine butt more than slapping it like a monkey.

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>> No.9122248

I have the feeling patchy's butt will stink because of her neetness.

>> No.9122243
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>>9122219
Tea leaves.

>> No.9122252

>>9122243
Eww gross. Her body is all lumpy and shit.

>> No.9122255

>>9122248

That's what makes it so delectable

>> No.9122263
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Definitely Ran.

Patchy in 2nd place.

>> No.9122272
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9122272

Seconding Alice.

>> No.9122276

>>9122219
you must love the smell of shit. refined people don't have something so disgusting as scat fetish as your post implies. that's a taste of a true pleb.

>> No.9122283
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>>9122276

You'd be shocked how many "sophisticated" people had scat and fart fetishes and such.

Of course, being a true plebeian, you fear and shun all fetishes that you do not have, and lack the ability to enjoy the pleasure that each can bring you.

>> No.9122284
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>>9122276
Scat is disgusting. Buttholes and their scent is not.

>> No.9122286

>>9122276
You're a fucking retard. Enjoying the smell of someones body isn't scat, you pile of human refuse.

>> No.9122294
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Isn't liking shit the literal definition of having shitty tastes?

>> No.9122297

>>9122294
No, that would be eating shit.

>> No.9122300

>>9122297
liking shit doesn't imply you eat it.

>> No.9122301
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9122301

>i don't like shit or the smell of shit
>i just like sniffing the hole that oozes the smell of shit where shit comes from and leaves shit residue

I hear /b/ loves being edgy and liking disgusting things to appear counter culture. You should definitely check it out, and stay over there.

>> No.9122303

>>9122301
You should be the one leaving if you don't even know how to use the quote function properly.

>> No.9122304

>>9122301
I hear /v/ loves misusing greentext. You can also have your ~feels~ there.

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>>9122283
>>9122286

>> No.9122308

>>9122304
>>9122303
Neo-/jp/ exposed. Screenshot for posterity.

Only newfriends get trolled by some green words.

>> No.9122309

>>9122305
you forgot to name your image "looking chinese touhou ripoff"

>> No.9122313
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>>9122308
pretty ``please''

>> No.9122316

>>9122313
``Please'' this
*whips out dick*
*grabs dick*

>> No.9122317
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Don't you just want to put your nose right against her anus and sniff?

>> No.9122320

>>9122317
I'm more interested in the sweat buildup in her crack.

>> No.9122322

>>9122317
Nah because real human beings don't enjoy the smell of body waste in their nostrils. Only edgy /b/tards enjoy disgusting things.

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>>9122317

Yes, I do. However, I would want to savor sniffing her through her dress, then lifting it to sniff through her panties, then finally pressing my nose to her bare flesh for the strongest whiff.

Also, Clammy, you're my favorite tripfag because we both love butt sniffing.

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>>9122301
>>9122303
>>9122304
>>9122308
>>9122313
>>9122316
Shitty thread just got shittier.

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>>9122320
I bet it would taste nice.

>>9122324
>I would want to savor sniffing her through her dress
That would be my favorite way to do it. The clothing adds.

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>>9122322
In other words,
>only edgy /b/tards enjoy things I don't.

>> No.9122337
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I prefer to sniff one's crotch rather than the butt. I wonder what Yuuka's flower smells like?

>> No.9122333

ITT:
Soon-to-be scat fetishists looking for words of approval for their fucked up shit smelling fetish.

>> No.9122335

You guys are crazy. Nue butt is best butt.

>lewd image here

>> No.9122336

>>9122300
But you said the literal definition of shit tastes.

What is literal tastes?

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>>9122337

Also a nice place to sniff. I enjoy body odor in general.

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>>9122333

You're a faggot. I'd say most here are like this guy >>9122320 . This has nothing to do with shit.

>> No.9122350
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Sweaty butts are the best.

>> No.9122351

>>9122345
Nothing to do with it ....yet.

>> No.9122354
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>>9122345

True, but it is kind of funny how butthurt /jp/ of all places, is getting over a scat fetish.

I mean, you faggots live in your own garbage, piss in bottles and worship cocks, but this is where you draw the line? Getting mad about scat is normalfag behavior.

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>>9122341
Me too. I can't stop touching and sniffing myself if I get stinky enough. I have to take a shower to stop this filthy behavior.

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>> No.9122363

>>9122354
>I mean, you faggots live in your own garbage, piss in bottles and worship cocks, but this is where you draw the line? Getting mad about scat is normalfag behavior.
Good, good...
You too are well on your way. Soon your appreciation for scar won't be limited to mere acceptance!

>> No.9122366

>>9122350
>>9122360

I want patchy to sit on my face and let me sniff her while she reads a book.

>> No.9122368

>>9122354
Getting upset about any fetish is actually truly stupid, even though people
probably shouldn't put a big part of them into practice, the fact that they feel
aroused about certain things just can't be helped.
Screw you prudes

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>>9122363

Are you implying that I don't already shit in tupperware, and store it under my bed, using it as lube every night before bed, and ejaculating into my used tupperware dish and eating my own remaining feces with my cum as a bedtime snack?

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>>9122366
I think I would prefer it if she was on her stomach reading, so I could have full control over sniffing her butt.

>> No.9122372

>>9122354
>you faggots live in your own garbage, piss in bottles
Yeah... no. those are just trolls.

>worship cocks
liking cocks is not a fetish at all. the very definition of "fetish" is something that you attribute sexual qualities to while it isn't normally supposed to.

>> No.9122375

Keep it up, guys! Maybe we can end up on Something Awful's “Best of the Weekend Web”!

Normalfags pls go! xDD

>> No.9122390

>>9122354
Worshipping cocks isn't a fetish

It's only natural for little girls

>> No.9122392

/a/ tripcancer shitting up the board again.

Why do you even bother removing your tripcode when making these shit threads?

>> No.9122393
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>> No.9122394

>>9122372

If you're male, liking cocks is unnatural and thus a fetish.

>> No.9122400

>>9122392
You know, we could write a book about how how much you want to shit up this thread.
Seriously, I'm sure you have better things to do than get mad on the internet.

>> No.9122408

>>9122400
>Seriously, I'm sure you have better things to do than get mad on the internet.
;____________;

>> No.9122409

>>9122400
If you reply to a thread, it means that you are mad, right?

In that case, why are you so mad?

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>> No.9122418

>>9122394
A fetish is usually for non-living objects. Like some people have fetishes for types of clothes or furniture. Attraction to a particular part of the body (buttocks, breasts, armpits, whatever) is a partialism. Abnormal sexual deviations like being attracted to children or animals are paraphilias.


But who gives a shit. Semantic change has happened, "foot fetishes" are now a common thing, so I have a children fetish, a breast fetish, a vagina fetish, a cock fetish, a futa fetish, and a cat fetish.

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>>9122371
You reminded me of the best Patchy doujin.

>> No.9122424
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I want to smell the scent that's built up around the ass of her dress.

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Posting dojin cause I can

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>> No.9122441

>>9122432
>>9122437
The second this gets any more NWS I'm going to report you so hard your whole country will be banned.

>> No.9122442

Don't hink about dumping R18 material, Clammy. This isn't /a/.

>> No.9122444

>>9122418
>Abnormal sexual deviations like being attracted to children
that's not abnormal. it happens in the nature all the time, so it's natural.

if you want something unnatural and abnormal, look no further than 18/21 years old age limit between kids and adults.

>>9122394
this too, gay sex happens among all kinds of animals all the time, so it's natural.

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>>9122442
I'm not the one posting the doujin.

>> No.9122455

>>9122432
>>9122437
It's nice when people dump doujin, even if I had already read them on Exhentai. I can't always be arsed to open a link and read it there. It's nice to glance over the images in here.
>>9122442
Hmph.

>> No.9122459
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Why is everyone so lewd?

>> No.9122468

>>9122444
"Abnormal" doesn't mean "unnatural". There are baboons who have sex with mushrooms, doesn't make it normal.

In fact psychologists and sociologists have all these crazy ideas about "abnormality" and "social norms" and even though they're reasonably well-defined and usually based on hard statistics, the fact is that abnormality is dependent on the society it's in. There have been plenty of cultures where it's fine to fuck kids, but unfortunately for pedophiles in the modern, Western world, that's no longer the case.

>> No.9122472

>>9122459
Everyone with a working pair is such by nature.

>> No.9122480

>>9122432
Oh god.... I just wanna rub my cock all around suwakos butt, I could only imagine how soft it be....

>> No.9122491

This thread was good until the shit-sniffer Clammy tripcunt turned up and ruined it.

>> No.9122512

>>9122459
>>9122468
>>9122480
>>9122491
This thread is /jp/ in a nutshell.

>> No.9122518
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>>9122195
I second the motion for a spanking thread.

>> No.9122524
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>>9122518

Then fuck off and make your own thread. This is about butt sniffing, nerd.

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>> No.9122533

>>9122524
lol nerds calling other nerds nerds

>> No.9122544

>>9122533
lol i know rite? xD its liek a paradox ;p

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>>9122524
You can sniff butts while you spank them you triple autist.

>> No.9122663

>>9122524
>>9122532
Those don't look like 2hus to me.

>> No.9122692

>>9122663
Idols have nice butts too, albeit a lot cleaner than most already being discussed in this thread.

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>>9122692

You think Yayoi cleans herself? I don't think so.

>> No.9122996

>>9122768
A kitchen faucet and unheated water.

>> No.9123032

How does it feel to give a toohoo a nice big kick in the butt?

>> No.9123086

>>9123032
It gives a sinking feeling.

>> No.9123106

>>9123032
isn't kicking touhou's arses what you usually do in touhou? Metahorically speaking.

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>> No.9123161

1. You have never sniffed a real girl's butt so you don't know what you're talking about.
2. I do not sniff butts because I am not a dog, nor am I a faggot.
3. You're talking about imaginary character's buttsmell. How pathetic can you be?

>> No.9123175

>>9123161
Are you lost?

>> No.9123181

>>9123175
No. He is right.

>> No.9123183

>>9123161
Are you angry at us for enjoying our lives ?
Are you from the fun police, telling people how to have fun and how they shouldn't ?
It's called god complex, and you should download an entire bag of dicks.

>> No.9123184

>>9123161
1. I have sniffed a girls butt and it can be quite nice
2. What is gay about girl butts?
3. Come on let's keep this shit semi-real. What does it taste like, that is a better question.

>> No.9123185

>>9123111
T-this... is my fetish

>> No.9123199

>>9123184
>1. I have sniffed a girls butt and it can be quite nice

Does a girl's shit smell different from a boy's shit?

>> No.9123225

>What does it taste like, that is a better question.
you mean what does a girl's butt taste like?

>> No.9123237

>>9123199
if your butt itself smells like shit, you're not keeping proper hygiene.

>> No.9123249

>>9123199
My butt doesn't smell like shit and I haven't showered in three days.

>> No.9123275

This entire thread, and not so much as a single Reisen butt cheek. That's as many as zero rabbit butts, and that's terrible.

>> No.9123276

>>9123249
...how in the world did you smell your own butt?

>> No.9123322

>>9123275
rabbits a shit

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