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9121660 No.9121660[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Walk into Walmart
>See this

Who do you help?

>> No.9121662

/jp/ go home
free /prog/

>> No.9121668

Help /prog/ because it has a vagina

>> No.9121663

The obvious answer is that we help /v/ stand there doing fucking nothing.

>> No.9121666

Sure I'll help those kids beat that guy up and steal his girl. We can rape her out back.

>> No.9121667

>implying there's walmart where i live

>> No.9121674

>>9121668
Don't forget the titties.

>> No.9121670

>>9121663
/v/ has the important job of glaring and reducing /jp/ and /prog/'s attack power by 20%.

>> No.9121671

>>9121666
get out satan

>> No.9121679

>>9121668

Do you gain /prog/'s trust and then go in for the surprise rape, or just stick it in right then and there?

>> No.9121676

Nice physique for someone who has no friends and sit around playing video games all day. What the fuck.

>> No.9121680

I'd beat all those nerds up, then get some delicious meat.

>> No.9121683

>>9121679
/prog/ isn't for rape, /prog/ is for love.

>> No.9121686

Only youkai, jews and autists can program. Girls can't.

>> No.9121687

>>9121683

Sorry, I can't differentiate those things.

>> No.9121688

I break /v/'s neck, and then pick up /jp/ and smash it in to the floor and break his bones and then I take /a/ home with me and suck his dick 24/7 because he is sexy. I take /prog/ with me too because she's the single most attractive female ever created in an anime and she will get my dick.

>> No.9121691
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>>9121688

>> No.9121694

>>9121687
Being Assburger is suffering.

>> No.9121698
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9121698

>>9121660
>You punch like someone who isn't American

>> No.9121699

/prog/ a shit.

I'd honestly rather fuck /v/ in the ass, and that's saying something.

>> No.9121705

>>9121660
I'd help myself to the chocolate milk and pack of smokes I was there for then leave, smacking sena/prog/ on the arse as I left.

>> No.9121710

>>9121660
That mustard satchet exploding all over those fries in the background makes me :(

>> No.9121820

>>9121698
seriously, /a/ obviously doesn't know how to box for shit; never gonna get that poon like that

>> No.9121825

>>9121705
Is there a reason for the spoilers?

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