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9120533 No.9120533[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys, I've been getting some complaints from Patchy that your shitposting is causing a real racket and make it hard for her to concentration.

You guys mind keeping it down?

>> No.9120545

no

>> No.9120548

>hard for her to concentration

>> No.9120555

Patchy doesn't even use the internet.s

>> No.9120562

patchy a shit

>> No.9120572

HAHAHA LOL OP, THATS FUNNUY XDDDDD

YOU DID IT LIKE TOUHOU ACTUALLY EXIST XDDD
HAHAHAHA
GOOD ONE XDDDDDDDd

>> No.9120587
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9120587

What is this shit-posting you speak of? Please provide an example.

Oh, you already have?

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>>9120562
What the fuck did you just say about Patchy?

>> No.9120659

Point taken, but where is my Piss Bottle General?

>> No.9120694

>>9120572

Before you tell me that Gensokyo is a fiction, there's something that you need to know, that you have to understand.

My life sucks. I was studying chemical engineering in hopes of getting a job at the local Dow plant. I spent four years getting a degree in a field I legitimately dislike, because I wanted a secure future in a job that I could use to provide for my family.

They closed that fucking plant. I guess offshore labor's cheaper. Can't pay extra for your fucking ant poison. Now I have an essentially useless degree. When my girlfriend realized I'd be unemployed, she left me. I don't blame her. There's nothing to do anymore. No one has any money because that place was where everyone worked. I rarely leave my room at this point, and it's probably wise not to, because roving gangs of poor teenagers are prowling the town.

Last fall, I started buying castor beans in bulk. At first, it was just a minor experiment, but at this moment, I've got twelve gallons of liquid ricin brewed and ready to spray. I have no hopes, no goals, and no future, and literally the only reason I have not popped the can and killed everyone in this miserable Godforsaken city is because, when I die and go to Gensokyo, I don't want Marisa to hate me.

So before you tell me that the one bright spot in my life is fake, consider this: It's all I have.

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>>9120694

>> No.9120729

>>9120694
How pathetic. Keep on keeping on though man. Believe its real even though it isn't.

>> No.9121244

>>9120694

Japanese bird cooking copypasta

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