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9118376 No.9118376[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You wouldn't suck a .....dick?

What?

>> No.9118383
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9118383

I don't get it either. Some people...

>> No.9118390

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>> No.9118388

I'd a /jp/sie any day.

>> No.9118392

>>9118376
it's called not being a faggot.
about 98% of the earth's population is this way, I suggest you put some research into it.

>> No.9118400
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9118400

Huh?

>> No.9118406

>>9118392

I still don't get it, why would you not suck a dick?

Would you suck a girls dick? How can you possibly defend your opposition to sucking a perfect cock, it's irrational.

>> No.9118408

>>9118392
You sure about that? You realize that the earth's population includes girls, right?

>> No.9118409

epic wiener am i rite neet gay pride worldwide

>> No.9118416

>>9118392

>about 98% of the earth's population

because we're a great sample population that correlates highly with the net population of the earth

>> No.9118418

>>9118408
Most girls don't want to suck dicks. Even the slutty ones. Oral sex has been around a long time, but it's not a desirable thing to do.

No, only gay men want to suck dicks.

>> No.9118421

When you imagine yourself sucking a cock, are you the submissive one or do you prefer to suck the dicks of girly submissive guys? I switch between the two every so often.

>> No.9118424

>>9118418
Right. I'm sure you know plenty about the sexual preferences of girls. Tell your mom I said hi.

>> No.9118427

/jp/ is not actually full of faggots, despite what you may believe.

>> No.9118429
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>>9118418
>Most girls don't want to suck dicks.

Is dis nigga srs?

>> No.9118430

>>9118416

NEW THREAD DIRECTION:

What would Earth be like if we "scaled up" the population of /jp/ to be Earth's new inhabitants?

>> No.9118431

I would imagine that the average girl actually wants to suck a dick about as much as the average guy wants to eat out a vagina.

For obvious reasons, imagination is the only thing I have to go on.

Don't fail me now.

>> No.9118434

>>9118430
Sharp population decline.

>> No.9118435
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>>9118427

I got some bad news for you bro, straight people are a minority on /jp/...

>> No.9118438

>>9118435
Like Saten haters and people who don't want video game threads?

>> No.9118440

>>9118431
No. Men do not enjoy cunnilingus, and this is fairly obvious. Women do, however, enjoy fellatio. A good portion at least, possibly a majority, but perhaps not all.

>> No.9118442

>>9118430
armagedon

>> No.9118443

>>9118438

There are people that hate saten on here?

>> No.9118450

>>9118435
Despite what a few tripfags lead you to believe, /jp/ is not about: performing fellation, discussing anime, discussing video games, blogging, et cetera.

>>9118443
I would not mind Saten if he did not manage to convince people /jp/ is a majority of homosexuals.

>> No.9118452

>>9118421
Always submissive. Also when I imagine getting spitroasted.

>> No.9118444

>>9118430
Male domination. The very few women we'd have would either be there for the sake of procreation or sexual entertainment for the sick fucks that don't want to suck a dick.

>> No.9118447

>>9118443
Yes, and they're both awful people.

>> No.9118455

You wouldn't suck a dick.
You wouldn't suck an aspie's dick.
You wouldn't suck a /jp/sie's dick.
You wouldn't let him cum all over your face.
You wouldn't send pictures to the /jp/sie's depressed father.

Sucking a dick is gay. If you do it, you will face the consequences.

>> No.9118457

>>9118450

No no no, you misunderstood, the majority of people here are not straight.

Just because you're not straight, doesn't mean you're a homosexual.

>> No.9118462

>>9118457
Do not try and pull the trans bullshit. Seriously. I will be willing to give you ``bisexual,'' but all that means is you are a flaming faggot who still likes lolis.

>> No.9118466

>>9118440
Is that really the case? I can't imagine how it would be fun, it's probably not actually delicious or anything, which case you're only getting off from knowing that you're pleasuring your partner, same as for guys.

>> No.9118467

>>9118450
Get a load of this newfriend.

>> No.9118474

>>9118466
No, it really is the case. Women enjoy giving fellatio, men do not enjoy giving cunnilingus.

>>9118467
I will not act like a raging faggot just so you can feel better about being a weak-willed little bitch who turns into a moaning cockslut because of one individual's posting.

>> No.9118483

>>9118474

I have seen many men claim to enjoy cunnilingus, so that's bullshit

>> No.9118491

/jp/ - sex experts

>> No.9118492

>>9118466
I'd imagine that sucking a guy's dick would bring up the submissive side of girls, as though they're bowing down to the guy before them and treating him like a king.

>> No.9118494

This thread is just brimming with cock hungry boys.

Just accept it and give in to your desires.

>> No.9118495

>>9118483
You know how some men are not considered men? ``Betas'' by /fit/ or ``vegetarians'' by the nips? They do not count.

>> No.9118496

>>9118457
true, but I think the majority of all those "not straight" "not homo" /jp/ers would suck a dick or at least fantasize about it.

Which brings us to OP's question.

Personally, I'm with the minority that wouldn't suck a dick, I mean as long as they are 2D it isn't that bad, but a 3D dick grosses me out pretty much, and the smell is just horrible.

I never tasted my cum but I have a pretty strong impression that it would be like eating my mucus if not worse.

>> No.9118502

when i'm having sexual fantasies it's almost everytime about fellatio, either in the giving or in the receiving way.
i don't really find see any excitement in vaginal or anal penetration.

>> No.9118509

no way >_>

>> No.9118514

>>9118474
exactly were did you get that idea?

Sure it's not as comfy, it's even hard to breath since you really need to press your face to the crotch, but eating a pussy is good.

>> No.9118512

>>9118495

That's a logical fallacy friend.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

>> No.9118519
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>>9118509
That's a lie and you know it.

>> No.9118516
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9118516

/jp/ needs an irony meter. Every time you make a post, you include a numerical rating of how ironic your post is intended to be. It's strictly meta and hidden by default. So even if you make a post intended to troll, it's considered gentlemanly to at least say you're a 4 on the irony scale. Of course some newbies would abuse it at first and we'd be back to the original problem, but it's generally easy to distinguish nonlurking cross-board subhumans and regular /jp/ posters anyway.

Then I'd finally know whether all these cock sucking posts and Saten supporters are serious. Obviously the original spam/memes (in both cases) weren't, but I'd like to know if we've really attracted these sort of people or they're just taking the joke a little too far.

>> No.9118529

>>9118496

Absolutely they think of sucking cock.

But you can suck a cock without being gay you know? You're not gay unless you only like guys, and have no sexual interest in females.

>> No.9118528

>>9118519
no way it isnt you pervert
I DONT WANT TO

>> No.9118526

>>9118512
Is there a fallacy of namedropping/pointing out fallacies on the internet in a weak attempt to discredit legitimate arguments? Like the "argumentum ad high school philosophy class" or something.

>> No.9118527

>>9118494
I do find fellattio the most interesting of sexual act with whatever remains of said sex drive, but could only possibly act as the recipient. I also would likely care for few performers other than lolis.

>>9118512
Ahem, I do believe there is an argument I can supply in turn. Something along the lines of ``Everything I say is right.''

>>9118514
Because you are a miserable excuse for a man. There is nothing appealing about it, save for animal instincts.

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9118535

Reported as fuck.

>> No.9118538

>>9118527
You seem to be a bit self-righteus my friend.

>Sucking a dick is great because I like it
>Sucking a pussy is disgusting because I'm a faggot

Yeah okay, whatever you say...

>> No.9118546

>>9118538
I said neither of those things. I said that women tend to enjoy giving fellatio and men tend to not enjoy giving cunnilingus. My personal opinions were, while immensely relevant as always, factored in only after making the initial assertion.

>> No.9118548

>>9118529
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men

All this spectrum stuff is confusing. For example, does this apply to biological males who identify as females? Or biological females who identify as males?

Really we should come up with a "binary sexuality" system. That is, you're born as one of two sexes--let's call them "M" and "F"--and if you like or have consensual sexual relations with the same sex, you're a homosexual. If it's the opposite sex, you're a heterosexual. And if it's both sexes, you're a bisexual.

Shame it'd never catch on.

>> No.9118552

>>9118546

You didn't directly say those exact words of course, but you said the equivalent.

>> No.9118558

/jp/ - "We're discussing penises, would you like to join?" Culture

>> No.9118555

>>9118546
And I'd like to know where exactly you got that data from?

Are you such an expert on women and sexual behavior in general? Or is it a claim that comes from your few experiences wih hentai and eroge?

>> No.9118563

>>9118548
The name is the very definition of homosexual. How in the hell does anybody try to come up with this shit?

>>9118552
Not only is that not what I said, it is incorrect. You are both illiterate and incapable of properly operating the basic functions of the site.

>>9118555
Actually, I do have a rather firm understanding of people. I just do not like enjoy their company overmuch.

>> No.9118565

>>9118548
are you trying to oppress me?

>> No.9118576

>>9118563
>The name is the very definition of homosexual. How in the hell does anybody try to come up with this shit?

What's your definition of "male"? Because there are females who consider themselves it, regardless of chromosomes or genitalia.

I hate this new fad of rejecting labels and I hope it dies out. I know there have been some genuine concerns that go back hundreds of years, but people have taken it too far. It's like one day we're going to sit down and standardize all this shit and come up with exactly what we had in the first place.

>> No.9118579

shut up fags

>> No.9118585

>>9118563
>Actually, I do have a rather firm understanding of people. I just do not like enjoy their company overmuch.

No you don't, you are just delusional. And to be honest there's a lot of people like you, and they are often wrong.

>> No.9118587

>>9118576
I define ``male'' as a biological creature of a reproductive species carrying one ``X'' and one ``Y'' chromosome and, as such, is equipped with a penis, testicles, a larger and more logical brain, more aptitude for physical activities, et cetera.

>> No.9118600

>>9118565
Yes, but it's for the semantic convenience of the greater good.

>> No.9118598

>>9118585
I am going to make this very clear, and then I am leaving this argument because you are going to repeat this same post. I am not like most people. Most people are fucking retarded. I actually do know what I am talking about.

>> No.9118612

>>9118598
lel comedy gold

>> No.9118615

>>9118598
I've never met a retard that recognized he was a retard and that didn't think most people were retards unlike himself.

I'm not saying this proves you are a retard, but you certainly can't prove your point that way.

>> No.9118620

>>9118615
No, I can not prove my point. You have chosen to disbelieve me, and nothing I say can or will change your mind, such as it is.

>> No.9118627

>>9118620
nice evasion
keep going, i want to see more of your stuff

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/jp/~

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>>9118535

>> No.9118656
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9118656

This is what happens when a tripfag who makes horrible posts posts in dick threads and attends a /jp/ meetup. Let this be a lesson to all of you.

>> No.9118669

Why are /jp/ dicks so much cuter than normal ones?

>> No.9118670

>>9118656
I wanna be able to suck my own dick like him.

>> No.9118688

>>9118495
>``Betas'' by /fit/
Gets me every time.

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