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9112184 No.9112184 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Satori would never need the affection of a human.

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Satori has seen into the minds of men.
And what she saw was horrifying.

>> No.9112621

You don't need to be able to read minds to know that.

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>> No.9116924

I would fill up Satori's womb with my affection.

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I don't the like the way he shades pics, makes everything seem like horrible guro.

>> No.9116942

nothing horrible about guro

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I wouldn't be so put off it was just guro. Spread vaginas is more his thing.

>> No.9116975

the same as you OP

>> No.9116986

but she'd need a good big fat human dick to gobble

>> No.9117010

Her pets have bigger dicks

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>> No.9124550

What's it like to cum inside of Satori?

>> No.9124571

bags of sand

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Better than sex

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I want to read Satori's books

>> No.9124604

But I need the affection of Satori.

>> No.9124606

Satori is Tomodachi?!

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i want to feel her delicate hands softly brushing through my hair as we cuddle

>> No.9126205

I want to rape satori so bad.

>> No.9126232

Would you tell her to bite the pillow as you go in dry?

>> No.9126515

Satori's third eye would reveal my pure love for her acceptance of her ability to read my mind, she would undoubtedly be pleased to see a human be so kind to her and love me back.

>> No.9126591

nobody needs that.
though many think they do.

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Abuse thread?

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>> No.9126679

Just a few minutes of reading minds and she'll be glad she has a fancy underground mansion to live in.

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>> No.9126685

Totally epic troll meme dude

>> No.9126691

What makes you think I'm trolling?

>> No.9126723

Insult Satori = I'll kill you
Have lewd thoughts about Satori = I'll kill you
Make Satori cry = I'll kill you
HURT Satori = I'll fucking kill you

You're fucking D E A D if I catch you faggots.

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She's fine calm down.

>> No.9126761

I think I'll call your bluff and hit her with a folding chair while telling her I think her dress is stupid and popping a boner. What you gonna do about it, faggot?

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What the fu­ck d­id you just fu­cking say about me, you little bit­ch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fu­ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fu­cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh­it to me over the Internet? Think again, fu­cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fu­cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh­it. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fu­cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godd­amn idiot. I will s­hit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fu­cking dead, kiddo.

>> No.9126825

Alright, that's fucking it you pin-dicked pygmy. Just now I called up my friend moot and asked him for the IP address your post came from and he gave it to me without a second though. Then I called my brother at the police department and asked him to triangular your GPS using it and BAM, now I know where you are you fucking faggot. You have about 20 minutes to get ready before I show up at your door fully loaded and ready to beat your scrawny shitlicker ass into the ground and bury you. Do you know what I'm capable of? Let me tell yo this, son, NO ONE who has ever crossed me has been able to take a shit since, and NO ONE who hurts me has any body parts left on God's green Earth to identify. So you better go wake up Mommy and Daddy and cry to them and beg for them to help you like the bitch you are. Oh, wait, no one can help you now, you stupid nerd. Just get the fuck ground, face down, ass up, and get ready for the anal rape you're about to receive by my hands. Time's almost up, shitposter.

>> No.9126841

Does anyone have the "I'm the pinnacle of man both body and mind" copypasta?

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>> No.9126868

Okay. Seriously. Would Satori love a human? I need to know. Please.

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>> No.9126872

>how do I use the archive?

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sadly no

>> No.9126886

Please explain your reasoning

>> No.9126893

She went underground to stay away from them, you think she's just going to change her mind for some mentally unstable neckbeard?

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I ship Satori with Reimu for reasons I don't understand.

>> No.9126899

I'm Satori, believe me.

>> No.9126901

Yes? Maybe?

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>threat/human friendship
>Satori: Very High/Nothing

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Doubtful, highly doubtful.

>> No.9126912

My dream is to move into a farm in Oregon and start a black metal band with Satori

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Satori is mai sister!

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This made me laugh uncontrollably, I have no fucking idea why.

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Face it anon, she wouldn't want to be your friend with that sex-obsessed mind of yours.

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But Satori is a shoegazer

>> No.9137984

Best Touhou.

>> No.9137994

This should help solve the debate.

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>> No.9141478

Such lonely thread.

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Satori-sama~❤ (*´▽`*)


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I want to kiss Satori's womb

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I want to kiss Satori's womb

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>> No.9146169

What a horrible doujin that was. It even failed at being pretentious.

>> No.9146203

It was fun. I really liked it.

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>> No.9147939

Youkai in the Throne Room

>> No.9147975

Why Oregon?

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It's possible, but unlikely.
You would have to be incredibly honest and have the mental discipline to not think of inappropriate things in the presence of the one you love without actually thinking of not thinking about them.

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I think it'd take a long time though.

Which forms a depressing and somewhat bizarre thought.

What if you were to slowly convince Satori to warm up to humans more, but die of old age before it comes to fruition, only to have Satori finally gather confidence to be with a man/humans after your time.

Not sure if I'd be happy or feel NTR'd.

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Solution: Learn magic, become magician, disregard age.

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>> No.9156139

Now I get how come Pluto is not longer a planet.

>> No.9156154

The one covering her should be Uranus.

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Tiny Satori is the best.

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>> No.9165606

Satori seems to be one of the more popular 2hus. Why is that?
Is it because her isolation is relatable and inspires whiteknighting?

>> No.9165621


>whiteknighting satori

You're supposed to self-insert as the girl, baka.

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Boundary of 100 posts in Satori thread.

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Would you care for an incontinent Satori /jp/?

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Uh oh, here comes the choo choo.

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Would you make Satori incontinent /jp/?

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Satori just needs someone who has understanding and patience.

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>Incidentally, her battle prowess is completely unknown. Since she secludes herself so much, she's probably not very strong.
The high threat level is either pure speculation by Akyuu or the "threat" of having your darkest secrets exposed. Human friendship level of "none" is because she's completely isolated from humans, it would be "very low" if she hated them.

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Have you achieved Satori today yet?

>> No.9173578

Fuck you guys and your reposts

>> No.9173654

Her sister and pets, no one wants their thoughts being read

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>> No.9173765

Her mind reading power makes me uncomfortable. Just because I'd imagine raping her doesn't mean I'll really do it. However, she might think differently.

>> No.9173806

She'd know if you would or wouldn't, retard.

>> No.9173832

She'll still think I'm a weirdo for even imagining it.

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Even in your imagination she wouldn't consent? You must be a horrible person.

>> No.9173870

Yes, I know.

>> No.9173873

>she might think differently.

Geez, I wonder why.

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Not only does she not need it, she hates it as well.

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Big Satori~a belly chomp a~chomp

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>> No.9182449

Big Satori belly pudg-y pudge pudge~

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Satori needs no romance where she's going.

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Just because she's knocked out doesn't mean you should rape her. Couple cute pages in it though

>> No.9186690

But I would never rape Satori. I would just have consensual sweet love with her if she agreed with it.

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If that's the way you want it, then fine!

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Satori just wants you fucks to leave her the fuck alone, she lives away from humans for a reason.

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>> No.9190576

I love Satori. She's the only Touhou I would rather rape than have consensual sex with.

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>> No.9194865,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why, God, why?

>> No.9194865,2 [INTERNAL] 

There will be more Satori threads in the future.

>> No.9194865,3 [INTERNAL] 

This is a great example of what an imagedump should be like.

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