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9095087 No.9095087[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey truNEETs, are you even good at anything? Do you have something you're good at?

Or are you just bad at games, bad at drawing, bad at posting, unhappy, dirty, ugly, have nothing to live for, constantly lying to yourself or pumping yourself full of sedative ``anti-depressants'` and living a subhuman life of below-mediocrity?

>> No.9095095

lol ur mom on my dick nerd

>> No.9095094

I'm good at taking it easy

>> No.9095096

Your heart is in the right place, but you need to troll better, not harder.

>> No.9095099
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9095099

I'm good at Ruby development.

So I figure if I need to stop being a NEET I can make $500,000+ as a RoR dev since its so in demand.

So basically, I'm set for life.

>> No.9095105

>>9095099
>I'm good at Ruby
Fuck, who isn't? Stop playing easymodo.

>> No.9095100

Fuck off with your quotes.

>> No.9095101

I'm good at hate fapping to bitches.

>> No.9095112
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9095112

>>9095099
>Ruby
That's not lisp.
Have you even read your SICP?

>> No.9095106

Useless talents thread?

My useless superpower is having a very sensitive tongue. I can taste fresh dried plastics or a freshly opened carton of cigarettes in the same room, for example.

>> No.9095107

I'm good at Touhou.

>> No.9095114

The latter;but, I'm pretty awesome at fucking ur mom

>> No.9095116
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9095116

Subhuman trash please go

>> No.9095122

I hope you don't sincerely mean that, OP, it's really mean.

>> No.9095120
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9095120

What do all truNEETs strive for?

>> No.9095123

>>9095120
To be loved by the /jp/ community

>> No.9095126

>>9095120
The warmth of a mother's bosom.

>> No.9095129

>>9095120
MY DICK

>> No.9095130

>>9095099
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES

>> No.9095135

>>9095105

Ruby is one of the most difficult languages to learn because it combines functional, object-oriented, aspect-oriented development with full concurrency. The average programmer is barely capable of stumbling through OO, and even less so if you add multi-processing. Try to discuss mixins or FP and watch their eyes glaze over. There's a reason why Rubyists command such high salaries.

>>9095112
Scheme is 30 years old and Lisp is over 60. Ruby is the best thing to happen to FP since the Lisptards turned their back on Dylan. It's the only real FP that sees any use... honestly the first person to translate the examples in SICP to Ruby will probably sell a lot of books... especially in Japan where neither CL nor Scheme ever caught on.

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9095143

>Lisp programmer
>Any job I want
>300k starting

>> No.9095144

>>9095135
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /jp/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

>> No.9095149

>>9095087
But I am a happy truneet and got an engineering degree that can net me a job with at least 7k/month.
I just dont need to work because of suckers like you paying for my benefits.
You jealous?

>> No.9095152

>>9095149
I don't pay taxes nigger, my disability comes from the veteran's assistance fund.

>> No.9095159

An easy life on autism bucks is perfect for me. Who cares if you're good at things? It's not like you're going to do any of them anyway.

>> No.9095160
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9095160

>Or are you just bad at games, bad at drawing, bad at posting, unhappy, dirty, ugly, have nothing to live for, constantly lying to yourself or pumping yourself full of sedative ``anti-depressants'` and living a subhuman life of below-mediocrity?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no (to the drugs part), yes. I'm not a NEET either. Why is life so cold and cruel. ;_;

>> No.9095161

>>9095087
>bad at posting
That's crossing the line.

>> No.9095162
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9095162

>Burger Cook
>Any recipe I want
>300k in debt

>> No.9095164

>>9095087

Yeah, pretty much summed me up.

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>>9095144
Well, to be fair, I'm also really good at C++. I only mention this in /jp/ because I know that it is too advanced for /prog/ and will cause the children there to wet their pants.

>> No.9095166

>>9095143
>>9095162
whu quote?

>> No.9095169

>>9095160
>not a NEET
Found your problem.
Thanks sucker. Without you I wouldnt be enjoying my life.

Even the normals are catching up with our truNEET lifestyle now.
http://techcrunch.com/2012/05/26/10-reasons-to-quit-your-job-right-now/

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9095171

>phd in feminist studies
>can sue any man I want
>1000k starting

>> No.9095175

>>9095171

Who are you quoting?

>> No.9095179

>>9095166
>>9095175
Fuck off with your memes.

>> No.9095181

>>9095179
fuck off with your meme

>> No.9095185

>>9095171
www.cia.gov

It worked against Julian Assange. He will be murdered by USA because he spoke the truth.

>> No.9095186

All of you fuck off.

>> No.9095187

>>9095179
You forgot your ``>'', subhuman shitposter.

>> No.9095188

>>9095179

You fuck off with your misunderstanding of the quote function.

>> No.9095189

>>9095181
Keep up with your spoilers, it is a deep seated tradition and has seen usage since antiquity.

>> No.9095190

>>9095179
Fuck off with you ageru.

>> No.9095192

Does /bun/ have a themesong?

>> No.9095191

>>9095169
It was either get a job or starve to death on the streets. I don't think you get much from my minimum wage income, though. If you do, hope you enjoy the 2 or 3 cents a week you get from me, though

>> No.9095195

>>9095171
I know of a whore who is 'looking for a PhD program' and has been for years -- because it's too ugly too fool a man into supporting it for another 6-8 years for free.

That's how 3D functions -- you work your whole life, it sits at home and fucks whoever shows up at the door.

>> No.9095200

>>9095190
sage

>> No.9095204

>>9095195
Is it your m'om'?

>> No.9095207

>>9095187
Subhuman fag quote-kun detected.

>> No.9095219

>>9095192
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvRkJzVQBP0

>> No.9095260

I started programming when I was 7, I've been writing code pretty much all day every day for the last 18 years. When I need a break, I study other things, mostly science related, like medicine (quite a lot: nutrition, nootropics, drugs, neuroscience, etc.), math (misc algorithms and equations, often AI related, my transcripts got screwed up in highschool so I never got to go past algebra, but I scored calc 2 on college placement tests even though I never took trig or calc), science (a bit of quantum mechanics, some chemistry, human biology, microorganism biology, etc), psychology, psychiatry, occasionally history, sometimes various religions (analytically. not interested in cookie cutter spirituality), philosophy / logic... Can't think of much else off the top of my head, but there's a lot of it. Way too much. I don't play games or watch movies or tv... I don't even listen to music anymore. I slack off by studying and finding creative ways to put my skills to use.

Main reason I don't have a job is I'm having too much fun doing things people would probably pay me to do. Not in school because I don't have any money and I don't like the idea of debt. I pretty much have no idea what to do about it

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9095262

>>9095204

>> No.9095270

/jp/ can't into >mid-sentence quoting.

How much money can I make off this?

>> No.9095272

I don't take drugs, but I guess the rest's true, I'm fairly happy though. P.S I'm on my iPad, (It was a gift from my mom and my computer is broke right now!) and I can't post pictures, and it's just blah, could anyone help me please? Apps and such...

>> No.9095276

>bad at games, bad at drawing, bad at posting, unhappy, dirty, ugly, have nothing to live for, constantly lying to yourself or pumping yourself full of sedative ``anti-depressants'` and living a subhuman life of below-mediocrity?

No, Standard, No, No, Maybe, Standard, What?, No, Not either

oops, i'm not even a truNEET
sorry fag

>> No.9095278

I'm bilingual, having been born outside an english speaking country.

Is anyone impressed?

>> No.9095280

>>9095272
>>9095276
Subhuman normies trying to fit in. How pathetic. Don't you have a nightclub to ``partay'' at?

>> No.9095281

All of those except unhappy and pumping myself full of sedative "anti-deppressants``

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