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[Anonymous No.]

What will you do when your parents die or you run out of funds /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9090322

Drive as far out into the desert as my Saturn SL2 can manage, seal it up and overdose.

[Anonymous No.]

ill probably commit sudoku on myself like the ancient japanese

[Anonymous No.]

Make my future in Gensokyo, of course. What else is there?

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

die...

no id probably live with another family member

[Anonymous No.]

I'd try and fail to live alone off their life insurance. I'm sure you can guess what would happen after.

[Anonymous No.]

Start a small law firm that helps get autismbucks for people such as yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

Live off of the inheritance, life insurance and I'll sign up for autismbucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9090322

>What will you do when your parents die

At the moment, I'm living off my own funds I saved up when working.

If my parents died, I'd get their life insurance as well as all their assets (house, cars etc.) so...

[Anonymous No.]

Live off the 2 and a half million dollar trust fund my parents set up for me and my brothers.

Right now I can only access it with my parents permission which is how they set it up but when they die it's split evenly between the 3 of us.

My twin brother convinced them to give him $20,000 from it about 2 years ago, not sure what he did with it.

I swear to god I think it was a down payment on a boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9090335
But how will we pay you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9090322
>my parents die
>I run out of founds
Choose one

[Anonymous No.]

Would be really nice if I had nice rich parents instead of this depressed old bitch mother. Hope she dies soon a painful death, then I can finally have some peace.

[Anonymous No.]

You can get to the roof of one of the housing commission flats near me, I'll probably take a walk off it.

[Anonymous No.]

Out of this world.

[Anonymous No.]

Blow up the Dome of Rock

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I might starve.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never run out of funds since i live in yuuropean country where they like to throw money at the lazy bums such as myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9090364

can i mooch off of you
just an apartment please

[Anonymous No.]

I will enter Gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

There were never funds

[Anonymous No.]

Try and get a job at McDonalds or Wal Mart I guess. What's it like working for those bottom-of the-barrel employers anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9092355
not fun, you're surrounded by happy people with free time and it makes you feel even more miserable. Especially bad on weekend afternoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9090364
>I swear to god I think it was a down payment on a boat.
lol rich people.

[Anonymous No.]

My mother asked me once.

I said I'd go dying under a bridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>funds

Nigga you best be joking

[Anonymous No.]

Parent and myself funded by the government.
And the government are already in debt to Jewish bankers, so wutevah, I do I what I want

[Anonymous No.]

I will run out of funds from my savings in 2 years and 3 months. This does not include surprise or impulse expenses, which will shorten this time. It feels good knowing how long I have to get some sort of income coming. It's like Majora's Mask, except a lot slower. I wake up and think "Dawn of the Xth day, around 800 days remaining..."

I could use this time to discover a reasonable way to make money online. But I probably won't.

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't /jp/ make money online? It's easy. Indians are making 100k a year from Google Adsense. You just have to try, /jp/~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9092385
Is choosing a night shift for these jobs or retail stocker/backroom worker better then? I've considered it before since it seems you'll interact with fewer people as possible - especially customers which can be a real pain in the ass. I worked at my uncle's restaurant a long time ago being going NEET. I don't want to have to directly cater to a 'customer' ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

Hope they haven't spent it all so I inherit 400k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9092460
*before going NEET.
I heard security guard is also pretty good on the minimal social interaction and patronizing thing too. Is that true?

[Anonymous No.]

Why dont't we all team up and sign up for some referral shit? Like that would happen anyway and I don't believe in those fraud scam time-wasting sites.

[Anonymous No.]

my parents are dead and i have no money

someone kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9092468
But what if you have to stop a thief or a youkai from whatever you're guarding? Can you handle that?

>>9092470
We could create a fake charity.

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>>9092481
I'm Canadian. Our security guards here don't wrestle people to the ground or play gunslinger. They just take notes and call the cops apparently. Making a citizen's arrest can be a legal pain in the ass so I doubt any employers would encourage it. But guards here also need to be licensed which means money and I don't have any. I would probably try for a night shift doing inventory at some retailer or something that doesn't require qualifications once my mom dies though. That or kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9092476
Time will. No worries.

[Anonymous No.]

Helium tank

I calculated that one million dollars is enough for me to survive on even if I live to 100

now the problem is getting that million oops hhaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>9090322

Wait until my next paycheck? Sell some stock?

[Anonymous No.]

Any work(ed) as a security guard or retail inventory associate (I think Walmart calls it ICS)/warehouse worker? How was it for someone that wants to be left alone and take it easy more of the time.