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Which touhou would be the most threatened if they suddenly lost all their powers and weren't any different than an average human?

>> No.9088333
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"LET'S ALL GET THAT BITCH THAT STOLE OUR SECRETS"

>> No.9088335

Okuu probably wouldn't be able to function in her work environment anymore. She'd have to quit her job.

>> No.9088338

It would be pretty funny to see Yuuka losing her powers. If I were in gensokyo I would completely fuck up her garden if that happened.

>> No.9088356

>>9088338
Imagine Yuuka sitting in her home, there's a whole village of pissed off humans outside, trampling all over her flowers, calling out for her blood waving farming tools and torches and attempting to batter down the door. All she can do is sit it out and hope they get bored or find someone else stupid enough to get their attention, that is until she smells the smoke of her house going up in flames.

>> No.9088361

>>9088356
I'm so hard right now

>> No.9088363

>>9088338
I'd defend her garden with my life. Despite her overwhelming power, she also strikes me as a pleasant and respectable lady who spends her days taking it easy and doing what she likes the best. It'd be terrible for her work to be taken from her.

>> No.9088366

This is a horrible thread. ;__;

And slightly arousing, too.

>> No.9088377
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Would she even bother to beg for mercy?

>> No.9088383

>>9088338
And that is exactly why you'll never get to Gensokyo.

>> No.9088385
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FUCK A TOUHOU

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/4870

>> No.9088386

>>9088356
Yuuka's friends would protect her.

;_;

>> No.9088390

Oh boy, here we go again.

>> No.9088389

Probably Youmu.

>> No.9088391
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Aya wouldn't be able to get away from the people she spied on anymore and would end up in the center of a bunch of pissed off people.

>> No.9088396

>>9088386
Who, wriggle?
She'd sell her out in a bid for them to go easy on her.

>> No.9088405

This thread was terrible the first time, and so were most of these posts. At least do something new/

>> No.9088407

>>9088377
Well, Yuuka doesn't seem to me someone who let despair take control. she'll probably try to flee in order to go back to the village at night and poison the well of the village.

>> No.9088409

I wonder.what will happen to Mokou and Kaguya when they are mortal. Settle things once and for all?

>> No.9088411

>>9088407
She's not a jew or bolshevik.

>> No.9088415

>>9088409
See which one of them would be able to get the drop on the other first.

>> No.9088424

>>9088409
It would just end in an average catfight, pulled hair and bruised faced with a scratch or two.

>> No.9088423
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The Moonbitches

We gonna get 'em!

>> No.9088430

Wouldn't they all be fucked with Reimu and Yukari powerless?

Wouldn't the border collapse or something?
Then all of /jp/ could rush in to save their favorite Touhous from those that wish them harm.

>> No.9088432

>>9088330
Ran. She wouldn't be able to survive Yukari's beatings anymore.

>> No.9088438

>>9088430
The nerd fight outside Chireiden would be amazing.

>> No.9088439

>>9088430
I would think the more popular touhou wouldn't need /jp/ to rescue them from their hate-base, just their fan-base.

>> No.9088449

>>9088438
The siege of Hell would be a glorious battle to behold, but not as glorious to partake in.

>> No.9088460

Yukari.

>> No.9088463

>>9088438
>>9088449
It would be like the peasant mobs storming Versailles.

>> No.9088468

>>9088430
Reimu and Yukari preform maintenance on it. They dont channel power in to it. If they lost their power, a new shrine maiden would be hired and life would go on.

>> No.9088472

>>9088463
Only this time there would be a peasant mod defending the place too.

>> No.9088484

>>9088463
>>9088449
>>9088438
Accurate depiction of Satori being besieged.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lypec7N-9i0

>> No.9088505

No one has mentioned Rumia yet? Maybe if she's lucky she could run off in the forest and hope no one finds her.

>> No.9088511
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>>9088472
The defending /jp/ guard could probably kick the ass of the human village peasants.

The /k/ommandos of /jp/ should be armed and ready to defend Gensokyo with our modern armament. Then we can annex it and hail Satori as the queen of our new nation.

>> No.9088512

/jp/ likes Touhou, right?
So why is it always talking about terrible stuff happening to Touhous?

>> No.9088519

>>9088512
Because touhous are girls and deserve the punishment

>> No.9088522

>>9088519
That's stupid.

>> No.9088527

>>9088522
Are you saying it's not fun to hurt people? Because it is. Small girls can be fun if you do it right, but different methods are more ideal for different audiences.

>> No.9088529

>>9088511
She would probably run off like the last time she got chased off from human lands, just because you don't immediately hate her doesn't mean she would want to stay around.

>> No.9088538

Kaguya.

Not being pretty forever would kill her.

>> No.9088541

>>9088512

It's maintaining the essence of the moe archetype. /jp/ needs to fashion horrible circumstances for touhous in order to garner the necessary need to come in and rescue them.

Though, i'm sure there are those who geniunely have these sadistic urges, it's a symbiotic relationship between the two either way.

>> No.9088553

>>9088511
Real world physics don't work the same way in Gensokyo. Modern weapons are useless.

>> No.9088557

>>9088553
This is a new way to argue the point. And it's still a terrible one.

>> No.9088558

>>9088553
Who says Gensokyo has no real world physics? We're assuming they lost their powers so it would be perfectly reasonable to assume that real world physics work there.

>> No.9088559

>>9088529
But this time she is without the powers that caused her to be chased out in the first place.
Would she not wish to be Queen of the New /jp/ Geniocracy of Hell?

>> No.9088566

The moon people would all suffocate.

>> No.9088574

>>9088553
So no one has magic yet the rules and physics of Gensokyo still apply?

That's rather convoluted.

>> No.9088578

>>9088559
There's a reason why she doesn't live near humans in the first place.

>> No.9088589

>>9088566

Imagine all the lovely anguished cries of thousands of moonbunnies perishing, unable to scream without an atmosphere to carry their sounds.

>> No.9088590

>>9088574
Touché. I should've thought about it.

>> No.9088597

>>9088589
Um...

>> No.9088602

>>9088589
For some reason that was hilarious. I feel bad for laughing.
Schadenfreude.

>> No.9088609

>>9088589
Hey, fuck you, fagstorm.

I'd do the same thing to you if I could. I hope you choke on a million dicks.

>> No.9088626

>>9088574

This is assuming that magic is a part of or is the underlying foundation of the physics of Gensokyo.

Isn't it canon that Sakuya can't reverse time? Doesn't that imply that some form of time akin to the theory of relativity still exists in Gensokyo? Even if you remove the blatant magic of having the necessary energy contained within a human body to be capable of warping local spacetime, the underlying nature of time at least is something similar to our physics, and we only need to assume that other branches of physics function in the same manner.

>> No.9088637

>>9088626
You're thinking about it completely wrong. The fundamental physical nature of Gensokyo is not some completely perverse, eldritch concept. It's conventional physics. It's just that magic overrides physics. If you change physics to justify magic it's not magic you dense fuck.

>> No.9088658

>>9088637
Excuse me for enjoying the Cthulhu mythos too much then comrade.

>> No.9088756

>>9088637
I always saw magic as controlling and manipulating the laws of physics and perverting them for you own means.

>> No.9088759

>>9088756
We all that ``science.''

>> No.9088760

>>9088756
Hurrah, someone whom sees it like me.

>> No.9088772

>>9088759
"perverting".

perverting present participle of per·vert (Verb)
Verb:

1 Alter (something) from its original course, meaning, or state to a distortion or corruption of what was first intended.
2 Lead (someone) away from what is considered right, natural, or acceptable

>> No.9088774

>>9088759
I guess his point is that they're manipulated in a way independent of our current idea of how physics work.

But of course science would just adapt to accommodate magic, as science always does. Fuck you science, It's all, "Hahahaha lol you believe in this shit?!" at first then it's always, "Oh you have a point BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE NOW IT'S SCIENCE."

>> No.9088786

>>9088772
Yes. Science is an effort to understand and utilize the natural world. You don't mine guns out of mountains, for instance. You change it from it's natural state into a weapon of war. Of course I admit that is a pretty basic example that could be considered a ``natural'' course of events, but that seems to me more of a philosophical argument than a scientific one.

>>9088774
Magic operates without regards to, or even in spite of, the fundamental fabric of reality. It can in few if any reasonable ways be included under any branch of science.

>> No.9088799

>>9088786
I like you anon.

>> No.9088809
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cirno, she's too baka to live a normal life.

>> No.9088807

>>9088786
Natural for me include using regular chemical links and standard physics and chemistry. While magic acts in spite of those.

>> No.9088817

>>9088807
Well, until we figure magic out, then all we have is nature.

>> No.9088835

>>9088759
But science can be seen as magic in a way, or in the eyes of others.

I can cast "Identify Item" by searching something on the internet via my phone and "Magic Missile" by shooting someone.
I am already going down the path of wizardry.

>> No.9088862

>>9088835
As soon as there is a rational reason for it to happen, it's no longer magic.

>> No.9089334

Well, Suika wouldn't have the oni alcohol tolerance anymore, so she'd probably die of alcohol poisoning within a couple of days.

>> No.9089351

>>9088809
I want to take care of her, that'd be awesome....

>> No.9089352

>>9088862
Then the reasonable answer is that there is no magic. Any coherent system that can be observed and replicated can be classified and studied. The magic here has plenty of evidence to support work on the theory of it.

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>> No.9089418

>>9089334
>couple of days
Hours, you mean?

>> No.9089427
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How would losing her powers and not being different from an average human work for Yoshika?

>> No.9090294

>>9089427
She'll become a plain corpse I guess, as it should normally happen to undeads when magics are removed

>> No.9092609

Yukari. If she survives the former shikigami with a grudge, she'll still have to deal with the rest of gensokyo. I can also imagine how terribly frightening the world would look to her, having lost her power.

Sakuya would have a hard time with her job, too.

>> No.9093445

>>9088389
But being skilled with swords isn't a power.

>> No.9095797

>>9093445
she's a ghost though.

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