>attain lifelong dream of opening portal to Gensokyo >enter >see this What do?

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Anonymous Tue May 29 05:35:59 2012 No.9084811 [Reply] [Original]

>attain lifelong dream of opening portal to Gensokyo
>enter
>see this

What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 05:37:29 2012 No.9084812 File: 35 KB, 400x400, 347828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Moe !TRONurrVj. Tue May 29 05:38:43 2012 No.9084814 File: 19 KB, 324x263, 10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9084811 id say chck em

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 05:38:43 2012 No.9084815 grabs dick

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 05:41:00 2012 No.9084819 Get a triple BJ like in my gyaru JAV.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 05:43:44 2012 No.9084822 File: 349 KB, 600x1150, 94fae390b6b229f287896287fb07b9e5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] double bag it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 05:51:58 2012 No.9084838 File: 597 KB, 1200x862, 18452985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I call Marisa. She'll clean the place.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 05:57:15 2012 No.9084852 File: 31 KB, 527x344, 1336768793565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slowly close the door, go underground, and stand on a bridge rethinking my life while Parsee makes fun of me and hits me with a dildo while telling me to kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 06:37:01 2012 No.9084966 Seek out Flan and give her a hug. With my penis.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 06:48:31 2012 No.9084993 File: 13 KB, 631x755, 1337574088832.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you're the only male there

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 06:51:16 2012 No.9084996 Turn 360 and walk away to /v/. You can't report posts because you are banned.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 06:54:30 2012 No.9085002 File: 21 KB, 500x725, 2nr0umh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9084993

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 06:56:16 2012 No.9085005 >>9084993 just like my room

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 06:57:47 2012 No.9085008 brown Udogen is the best

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:08:39 2012 No.9085027 this artist sure loves drawing sluts. I liked the set with sailor moon being a whore.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:12:23 2012 No.9085039 >>9084811 "Jesus Christ, how horrifying"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:16:54 2012 No.9085048 >>9085027 Wasn't Usagi the only one who wasn't?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:19:38 2012 No.9085061 Wait, is op implying that its not a good thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:22:39 2012 No.9085069 >>9084811 Break into tears and beat Patchouli to death and set the corpse alight. I wouldn't want her to suffer...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:23:53 2012 No.9085073 >>9085048 I don't know maybe. I don't really like the drawing style, just the trashy outfits and the way the characters act like cumdumpsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:25:24 2012 No.9085077 >>9084811 Walk back through the portal I came in and try again. I clearly ended up in the wrong gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:32:09 2012 No.9085095 >>9085077 You ended up in Gonsekye?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:32:38 2012 No.9085092 File: 222 KB, 436x300, ahuehii.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My biggest problem with artist of the OP pic is that I don't like the way he draws their faces and expressions. They look like hyperactive retards.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:34:23 2012 No.9085103 glorious gensokyo genocide quest

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:37:38 2012 No.9085112 >>9085092 but, that's the hottest part...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:40:23 2012 No.9085122 >>9085092 He draws the same faces for every character

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:41:54 2012 No.9085125 >>9085122 Yeah, that too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:42:09 2012 No.9085131 >>9085112 What, you need their autism to match yours?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:43:38 2012 No.9085135 File: 855 KB, 2336x1727, 22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] which mio wud u fuk?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:45:23 2012 No.9085139 >>9085135 whats the word for beyond lewd

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:47:08 2012 No.9085148 >>9085139 lewdicrous

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:53:08 2012 No.9085162 File: 34 KB, 500x390, haah waaw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9085148

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:55:54 2012 No.9085169 Patchouli is smoking without coughing up blood and dying horribly? This isn't Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 07:56:08 2012 No.9085171 >>9085135 Week One's personality with Week Two's clothes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 08:06:23 2012 No.9085202 >>9085135 (C81) [Alice no Takarabako (Mizuryu Kei)] Choroi-Onna!! (K-ON!) [English] {doujin-moe.us}

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 08:12:23 2012 No.9085216 Do what I did here become a shut-in except now I can do magics

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 08:27:30 2012 No.9085276 >>9085171 This. Week 1 clothes are fine too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 08:31:23 2012 No.9085290 Who's the artist on OP's image anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 08:39:38 2012 No.9085328 >>9084811 That Patchy looks pretty chill, I could live with it. Maybe we can get some sick pump at the gym together. Followed by furious, sweaty sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 09:27:12 2012 No.9085455 File: 926 KB, 1200x853, 27436298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9085290 He's "Waterdragon[X]Genuflect". He draws gyaru and old hags and isn't afraid of anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 09:58:31 2012 No.9085554 This is my fetish. Everything went better than expected, brb Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 16:05:25 2012 No.9087009 turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 16:10:10 2012 No.9087029 File: 711 KB, 800x1119, 24479535_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 16:18:31 2012 No.9087081 The worst part is that I could actually see Meiling having the tattoos under her clothes and cigarette while she's off duty.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 16:20:56 2012 No.9087089 File: 117 KB, 1024x681, panty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Depends. Do they laugh at me, or are they slutty enough to take my virginity?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 16:28:40 2012 No.9087121 I hate this artist and his awful fetish which is the only shit he draws Strangely enough he drew a non-h mystery touhou doujin

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 16:34:30 2012 No.9087148 >>9087121 Agreed. That mystery thing is the only thing of any worth that this guy's drawn. The worst part is is that said mystery doujin was actually very good. He's got great potential, and wastes it on this god-awful slut shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 17:29:44 2012 No.9087430 >>9087121 >>9087148 He probably get some money with the ero, so he can fund the mystery.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 06:17:07 2012 No.9090437 File: 27 KB, 500x250, kagnec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 06:19:36 2012 No.9090441 >>9090437 Why do you do this to me, Kaguya. Why.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 08:32:23 2012 No.9090752 >>9087029 this is my fetish

>>	"iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg Wed May 30 08:33:24 2012 No.9090753 Realise that this isnt the Gensokyo that I wanted, an hero.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 08:36:38 2012 No.9090759 >>9090753 ur a faget

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 08:38:08 2012 No.9090761 Umm.. okayyy backs out of Gensokyo slowly

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 08:40:54 2012 No.9090763 >>9084811 cry tears of joy from my dick

>>	"iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg Wed May 30 08:42:23 2012 No.9090765 >>9090759 I just have a bad taste in things.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 08:55:53 2012 No.9090791 I want him to do more lewd touhou doujins, his first one with stripper Reimu is one of my favourites of his.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 08:57:09 2012 No.9090794 i cut my throw it like cum grenade epic win OP 10/10

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 09:02:23 2012 No.9090803 File: 94 KB, 534x712, 1338299407938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 09:21:24 2012 No.9090863 >>9090803 disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 09:22:39 2012 No.9090869 >>9090803 lol'd I didn't expect that someone would actually do a cosplay of it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 09:24:38 2012 No.9090880 >>9090803 the single problem I have here is her stocking being on the wrong leg

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 09:37:54 2012 No.9090929 >>9084811 I turn 720 degrees and stay in place coming and farting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 10:00:54 2012 No.9091010 >>9084811 While I won't have a pure waifu, it means that I will spend my live surrounded by yokai / gods / human-bimbo that I will be able to screw whenever I want. It's still better than the real world. I fuck Sakuya first.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 10:06:39 2012 No.9091034 >>9085092 >he It's a girl. Most of doujin artists are female.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 10:13:10 2012 No.9091058 >>9091034 I met him a new york. Its a guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 10:18:39 2012 No.9091070 >That feel when in real Gensokyo most of the girls would simply ignore you, when they doesn't try to kill you / eat you / drink your blood / beat you up. I just want to drink tea served by Sakuya, and spend time with the Princess...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 10:20:39 2012 No.9091076 >>9091070 >try

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 10:28:54 2012 No.9091115 >>9091034 Protip: You can write a 4 page manga, take it to an event and be considered a doujin producer. Male doujin producers make more ero than females by a few hundred miles.

Anonymous Wed May 30 10:30:09 2012 No.9091122

>>9091070

Realistically the SDM wouldn't take you in because

1)You are not a fairy
2)You are not a strong youkai
3)Remilia has no use for you
4)You are not a friend or family member of Remilia
5)You are not the assistant of Remilia's friend
6)You aren't even female

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 10:32:39 2012 No.9091132 become a sex slave for them i hope they like small penis

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 10:34:24 2012 No.9091141 >>9091122 Can't even be employed there since Sakuya do pretty much everything. Only way to have contacts with her would be to have a food stall in the human village.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 10:38:24 2012 No.9091155 >>9091141 Remilia has parties which I assume anyone can go to because Mokou,Hina,and Some weird girl talking to Mystia all looked out of place. Maybe you could go then

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 10:39:55 2012 No.9091164 >>9091155 Thanks dude, brb Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 11:06:09 2012 No.9091277 In Gensokyo Kourin and Alice would help you Mokou and Reimu would take you to the village Marisa and Byakuren would cause you trouble

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 11:15:09 2012 No.9091310 >>9091277 Rinnosuke will be interested in you and your knowledge about our world things, and maybe help you, but Alice not. Mokou is a bro and sure she lead you to the village, but Reimu is a bitch.

Anonymous Wed May 30 11:35:39 2012 No.9091396

>>9091310
This. I don't see Reimu helping someone, it would require her to not be lazying in her shrine, wich is unlikely.

For Mokou...It would mean that I appeared in the Bambou Forest, wich is bad news since I'd be more likely to starve to death before I find her. Also, I don't think that the earth rabbits would help men they're more likely to pull off some pranks and get me in an even worse situation.

Rinnosuke would be interested in my knowledge of the outside world, wich would get me in a confortable situation. Guess I could bro'up with Sanae too.
Encountering Yukari is unlikely, Marisa may give me directions to the village, I could also trade an interview against an escort If I happen to be found by Aya.

I think that being from the outside world would be interesting for the kappa too, and humans are kappa's greatest friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 11:36:10 2012 No.9091405 >>9091396 >humans are kappa's greatest friends. sure just dont drop the soap

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 11:42:55 2012 No.9091435 >>9091277 >Byakuren would cause you trouble I don't remember Byakuren causing any serious trouble to anyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 11:44:09 2012 No.9091446 >>9091396 >starve to death before >Guess I could bro'up with Sanae too. >and humans are kappa's greatest friends. HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous Wed May 30 11:50:39 2012 No.9091470

>>9091446
>>9091405

What's wrong with you guys ? I'd almost think you are doubting the friendship between humans and kappas.

Also, Sanae is proven to be quite on the otaku side when it comes to magic or robots. I only need to not say anything about her tastes. I don't want to be miracled just because I didn't watched the old Gundam.

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 11:54:40 2012 No.9091484 >>9091477 Reimu only cares about money. Barrages and giant robots doesn't mean shit to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 19:28:58 2012 No.9093896 >>9091470 That brings up an important question. You didn't watch the old Gundam?

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