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9082908 No.9082908[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

A dog barks three times and bites your arm. The dog will not let go until you translate the barks into Japanese.

Translate the barks into Japanese.

>> No.9082911

LOL I POSTED IT AGAIN

>> No.9082915

bau bau bau

>> No.9082918

NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

>> No.9082920

オフファック

>> No.9082923

wan wan wan

>> No.9082925

SOME WAN WAN WAN

>> No.9082936
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9082936

The answer is "Niku Niku"

>> No.9082944

I offer it the barrel of my gun to chew on

>> No.9082948

one one one

>> No.9082951

I let the dog have my arm.

>> No.9082956

arf wuff meow

>> No.9082958
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>>9082925

You just won one (1) ticket for a free wan wan.
Please, enjoy it.

>> No.9082963

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XVgpOvEZwA

>> No.9082964

Le answer is le ban this le fag.

>> No.9082966

Why is it barking when it can ruff?

>> No.9082980

I thought /jp/ was better than this. Anyone who has studied japanese for more than an hour knows that wan translates to two barks, not one. At first this seems nonsensical but you need to study the incidence of the onomatopoeia in Japanese and English, it's always double in the latter.

The dog's riddle is unsolvable until he barks one more time, at which point the answer would be wan wan.

>> No.9082985

>>9082980
Someone finally got it

>> No.9082997

>>9082985
Okay good, quit making this fucking thread now.

>> No.9083008

Shot the dog

>> No.9083015
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>>9082980
>>9082985
>>9082997
Uh... Not really homies... My bro came up with this riddle and the answer is really "Niku Niku"... He said it's because the dog wants meat... True story...

Please don't throw rocks at me... He is the one that came up with it

>> No.9083020

The answer is suck my dick

>> No.9083023

That's a cute doggy....but if he won't let go I'm going to force his jaw open

>> No.9083024

>>9082980
'sup, OP?

>> No.9083034

Who the fuck keeps deleting Yama's posts?

>> No.9083072

>>9083034
He should stop using the standard password when posting incorrect bullshit.

>> No.9083075

>>9083023
Protip, give it a fist in the nose.

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