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9078149 No.9078149 [Reply] [Original]

You are walking down the street when suddenly you see a car speeding down the road and it is about to collide with two women. One is a Japanese girl and the other is a white girl.

You may only save one. Who do you save, /jp/?

Neither is not an option.

>> No.9078156

Whichever is more attractive/less fat

>> No.9078158
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9078158

Neither.

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>> No.9078162
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>>9078158
Literally the best song ever written.

>> No.9078164

Watch it happen, then proceed to call the police and report the vehicles tags if it was a hit and run. Don't touch the girl as they might sue me if they are further harmed.

>> No.9078167

I don't want to save either because they are women, that condition isn't fair at all.

>> No.9078168

due to my inability to see people die knowing i could save them, in an attempt to save both i would probably end up getting myself killed in the process, why the fuck am i outside anyway

>> No.9078169

Well it truly depends.

Is the Nihonjin shoujo attractive?
If so then obv save her.
If not let her die.
Also let her die if she doesn't have an interest in anime and manga.


Is the waitou-piggu attractive and has an interest in manga and anime then save her as a sex slave.

If they're both ugly and have no interest in otaku things then just let them die.

>> No.9078172

The white pig dies either way. I MIGHT save the Jap if she is pretty and loyal.

>> No.9078176

Neither is not an option?
Am I physically unable to prevent myself from endangering my life for two girls I don't even know? How do I know they're worth saving? Why is the driver speeding? If I have the time to make a decision to save one, then surely they have the time to jump out of the way? Am I the only person around? If so what situation am I in that I'm literally the only person near these two girls? Am I stalking them? Why do I have autism?

>> No.9078191

Save the Asian girl. Wait for the news van to appear and tell them how i risked my life to save this girl but sadly the white girl had to die.

This should further multiculturalism.

>> No.9078190

I would save the ten year old white girl. And by save I of course mean kidnap her and set fire to the car. The while the police try to make ends of the wreck, secure her inmu basent andind break her.

>> No.9078186

Are they adult women?

is one a little girl and the other a an adult woman?

I would save the little girl.

If they are both little girls, I would save both of them and you can go fuck yourself.

>> No.9078202

I save the Asian.
And only because OP neglected to mention that the white girl was female hitler.

>> No.9078203

>>9078190
This please, assuming that last part I can't quite read means having sex with her over and over again.

>> No.9078212

Neither. I'm black so I'd be accused of killing the other girl and raping the one I saved. Car driver would be hailed as a hero who tried to ram me to save the two.

>> No.9078214

>>9078203
Yeah I dont know what happened there. I typed that on my ipod and it looked right when I posted it.

>> No.9078217

>>9078169
>attractive
This.

Not attractive no deal.

>> No.9078219
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>>9078164
>>9078164
>>9078164
>/thread
>implying you beta faggots would do anything else

>> No.9078229

Assuming I know nothing about the personality of either of them, I would save whichever one is cuter and/or less slutty looking. Chances are this would be the Jap.

>> No.9078242

>You may only save one. Who do you save, /jp/?

I yelled across the street at them for them to look out for that car. The one that listens survives.

I am hero

>> No.9078256

>>9078149
White woman.
While I do have yellow fever I am White and I value my race over everything. Though that is a tough one, because if I knew the White woman was fucking niggers I'd let her get it. Just one less race traitor.

>> No.9078265

>>9078242
The thing is, when you yell in Japanese, the meaning transcends cultural and economic boundaries, so you could end up saving both.

>> No.9078303

I would save the japanese girl. She would be so grateful that she would marry me, and then we would move to a small rural city in Hokkaido and have a lot of children.

>> No.9078319

>>9078265
危ない！ｗｗｗ

>> No.9078337

Ignore it and go to the primary school to look at lolis instead.

>> No.9078347

Whoever's closest.

>> No.9078365

I'm the white girl who got hit by a car, if you chose to save the Japanese girl, you killed me. T_T

>> No.9078445

>>9078365
In light of this new information, I'd choose the Japanese girl for sure.

>> No.9078723

I save Asian.

Tell her it's my duty to save her.

Let her follow me forever.

Make her buy panties that I will wear.

>> No.9078736

>>9078149
whoever's not Corean.

>> No.9079434

>>9078176
Maybe you're the driver and you have the choice of either steering left (kill white girl) or steer right (kill 11).

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9079964

I'll only save the Japanese girl if I can be strong and grow a beard first.

I want to be her hairy barbarian gaijin. She could walk me around like an intimidating attack dog and I would scare off all the Yakuza.

>> No.9079971

The cute drunk loli driving the car.

>> No.9079988

Yakuza don't like beards?

>> No.9079994

>>9079988

Japanese people are intimidated by large beards because they are unable to grow them.

>> No.9080003
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9080003

I'll save the less attractive girl.

>> No.9080063

I'd save the loli who doesn't know how to drive properly

>> No.9080094

why did op post a korean

>> No.9080346

>>9080003

Because she would be more appreciative?

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