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Which Touhou would you serve as a loyal dog and personal toilet?

>> No.9076269

I'm not into jabroni outfit.

>> No.9076264

noone

>> No.9076268

I'm S, not M, dude.

>> No.9076275

>>9076268
That's just another way of saying, "I'm underage, please rape my face."

Come back when you've outgrown your desires to inflict pain on others.

>> No.9076277

ur mom is my personal toilet

>> No.9076294

>>9076268
I can be your M, dude.

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>> No.9076298
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9076298

Remilia

>> No.9076305

I don't roll with the M. If anyone is going to be doing the pissing it's me.

Satori

>> No.9076302

I would gladly be the toilet of any touhou except mokou cause she's ugly.

>> No.9076307

>>9076295
>>9076298
Would work out pretty well. Not sure if Vampire defecate. If they do they probably shit raw human meat after all the blood had been leached from it.

>> No.9076317
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I would be everyone's personal toilet. Though I take priority with the BBA touhous and let them go on me first~

>> No.9076322

Sadism is for 15 year old junior neckbeards that still hold some sort of deep seeded desire to be loved and accepted by society and project all their various insecurities onto others in a sexual manner. Basically, it's for children and /a/ dwellers.

Masochism, however, is classy and sophisticated. It is the domain of true refined maidens.

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Sakuya of course. I'd be her personal pet, her slave. I would let her do anything to me, even kill me.

>> No.9076326

>>9076307
Remilia, a vampire which has a diet consisting mostly of blood and cake, blood contains many elements that can't go through the urinary tract and no fiber, cake also lacks fiber. Remilia most likely has very thin waterish poops similar to diarrhea. Waterish diarrhea however is also one of the easiest poops to clean after. There's also a chance that Sakuya helps wipe Remilia however even Remilia would have too much pride for that, but considering the fact that Sakuya can freeze time, Sakuya might just wipe and shave Remilia's anus for the hell of it.

Flandre, has the same diet as Remilia so the same applies, however she spends her time entirely in the basement. Does it have a bathroom down there and does she know how to wipe? If they lock her up there and the only time Sakuya comes down is to bring food then there's a good chance Flandre is self reliant for hygienical matters. However Flandre has the advantage of being able to duplicate herself. This could possibly result in a situation where she splits into four and stands around in a circle where each Flandre wipes another Flandre's butt, even shave possibly. Anus cleanliness depends on Flandre's concerns on the matter personally.

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Eiki

>> No.9076341
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>personal toilet

gross

>> No.9076344

>>9076341
It's lovely~

Dont knock it till you try it

>> No.9076350

>>9076326
>Waterish diarrhea however is also one of the easiest poops to clean after
What in the name of the godliving fuck am I exactly reading?

>> No.9076347
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Yuuka.

>> No.9076355

>>9076350
If it is truly watery diarrhea then yes, it is one of the easiest to clean up.

>> No.9076357

>>9076355
Cleaning water that comes out of your anus is not the easiest thing to do, believe me.

>> No.9076361

I'd piss inside Reisen's pussy and I'd let her piss inside my anus.

>> No.9076362

That's a hard choice. I'd probably serve any of them if they asked.

>>9076324
I don't want to die. But if I had to choose, I'd much rather Sakuya be the one who killed me.

>> No.9076363

>>9076350
Fan fiction.

>> No.9076365

>>9076347
Serving as the slave of a sophisticated Touhou is one thing, but that image you posted is just fucking gross and not classy at all.

You can eat period and drink piss in an educated manner. You're just a filthy disgusting pig.

>> No.9076369

>>9076275
Hey now, don't start trying to disqualify someone just because you don't agree with their preference. After all you can't have any M if there is no one to be S.

>> No.9076368

>>9076363
An alternative universe where wiping your ass is easy and you don't waste the entire roll after having watery diarrhea?

Where do I sign up?

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>>9076365
Apologies.

>> No.9076383

>>9076326
As if a vampire has any kind of functioning digestive tract, if anything it comes out the same way it went in.

>> No.9076378

>>9076368
Sign up at my ass. Watery diarreah cleans up easy. Thick, pastry turds that stick to your anus are much harder to clear and require water or 2 rolls.

>> No.9076382

>>9076375
That's way better. I'd put my face between her legs

>> No.9076388

>>9076369
Are you an ojousama? If you aren't an ojousama I don't care. Non-ojousamas Ss should just dissapear.

>> No.9076406

>>9076383
Yeah thats what I figure. I believe Sakuya puts blood and human flesh in their cakes. So at the worst, you would get dried up, undigested meat.

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Sakuya.

>> No.9076416

>>9076406
She shits jerky then.

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Yuuka-sama.

>> No.9076834

>>9076416
Jerky cured by Remilia's anus. Mmmm.

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none
They must serve me.

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>>9076842
>/a/
>type moon
>not wanting to serve
100% underage

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