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9076197 No.9076197 [Reply] [Original]

Last time I checked Patchouli was an anemic petite girl.
Fat landwhale fanon Patchouli should just dissapear.

Mukyu~

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>> No.9076216

>>9076206
This is canon

>> No.9076221

>>9076206
Slut Patchouli is best

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>> No.9076245

I bet Patchy smells like vagina fluids.

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>>9076206
>>9076223
Ruuuuuuuude! that's not mukyu!!!

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>>9076197
I fucked you're patchy.

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>>9076240
blame sakuya for the second one

>> No.9076251

>>9076245
What do vagina fluids smell like?

>> No.9076253

>>9076251
salty coins.

>> No.9076255

>>9076251
Fish and piss.

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slut 101

>> No.9076274

>>9076251
Honestly, it smells like vinegar. I can't eat buffalo wings or salad dressing now without smelling that vingary stink and thinking about vagina. It's incredibly unappetizing.

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>>9076245
She may smell bad... but that's the way I like her.

I want to run my tongue all over her dirty body and make her nice and clean.

>> No.9076271

>>9076261
is this that same guy who made that mami 3d game?

>> No.9076290

Don't get so butthurt it's just another interpretation and i'm on the side of canon but even I let it slide.

I'd be the same if there were fat Kaguya or Alice, A lot of the touhou girls do very little but home activities which tends to let people get lazy and fat much like yourself.

It's not hard to imagine someone who just reads and eats (SDM parties) sweets all the time getting fat especially since she doesn't walk.

>"she's anemic and doesn't even need to eat" - you

doesn't mean she can't or won't as for the anemia you can be fat and still get it, it's reasonable it's not like the fanon did something like say Patchy is forever alone so she falls in love with books or something deal with it nerd

>> No.9076285

>>9076272
Then she would smell like cheap fizzy drinks, cheesy snacks and sweat.

>> No.9076288

>>9076272
I want to lick Patchy's dfc...

>> No.9076299

>>9076285
That doesn't smell bad at all. I probably smell just as bad. ;_;

>>9076288
So do I. Along with her asscheeks and vagina.

>> No.9076303

>>9076290
You dint need to type actual quotation marks with references to who your were quoting anon...

>> No.9076313

>>9076197
>>9076240
But "mukyuu" is fanon.

Only secondaries consider the Twilight Frontier games canon. You may as well consider the Seihou games canon.

>> No.9076320

>>9076271
yeah. Sadly, the artist said it was never intended to be released, being only a modification of an older animation

>> No.9076328

>>9076313
ZUN wrote the plot in them though. What's your argument against Word of God?

>> No.9076338

>>9076320
fuck everything, i'm going to kill myself

>> No.9076336

>>9076313
Mukyu is canon as fuck, deal with it

>> No.9076371

>>9076320
damn shame, this dude make good animation

>> No.9076421 [DELETED] 

I wonder if Patchy would be DTF. Being a shut-in and all, you think she's abandoned any cravings for le dick?

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>>9076240

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Muck you.

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Patchouli has a bath in her library (canon) as well as waterproof books (canon), so it may be assumed that she bathes very frequently (ie, on the same level as a japanese girl would).

On top of that, she is named for a fragrant herb, so it may be assumed that Patchouli-sama has a pleasantly feminine scent

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>>9076537

>> No.9076586

>>9076455
I cannot read this without laughing.

>> No.9076593

>>9076463
>Patchouli, a fragrant herb

She smells like she just smoked a joint and doesn't want anybody to know about it? No, that's terrible.

>> No.9076597

Patchouli's is hippies' favorite fragance. She's a hippie.

>> No.9076620

>>9076597
>>9076593

She's not a hippie. Hippies don't exist in Gensokyo.

She's a cute librarian who has a pleasingly feminine, clean scent. Patchy-sama knows how important is to keep books clean, so she is always taking a bath.

How many Touhou characters have a name which indicates how they smell?

Zero?

Yeah.

I thought so.

Ran isn't named Foxpiss Tactics for a reason, geniuses

>> No.9076636

>>9076620
She smells like patchouli. She's a hippie

>> No.9076645

>>9076573
How do people make images transparent so fast? It takes me 5+ minutes and always comes out looking like shit?

>> No.9076650

http://youtu.be/dIfGQpTtYZI?t=20s

>> No.9076656

>>9076645
The Magic Wand tool and the delete key.

>> No.9076665

>>9076650

she hates patchouli and shes a fat hippy

therefore patchouli is not fat and not a happy

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>>9076645
There's really nothing special about it.
Use the lasso tool with 1 pixel feather, select the area you wish to erase, press delete and that's pretty much it.

>> No.9076688

Patchouli isn't a hippie.

Even though she's over 100 years old, she didn't go to Woodstock. She's never been to love parade & she doesn't support OWS neither.

She's a good girl.

>> No.9076699

>>9076650
Is it weird that I find her kinda cute and charming, talking about all that stupid stuff?

>> No.9076702

>>9076688
>Even though she's over 100 years old, she didn't go to Woodstock. She's never been to love parade & she doesn't support OWS neither.
I bet she did all those things She smokes weed all the time at voile and then drenches in patchouli to hide it from the rest of the SDM inhabitants.

>> No.9076706

>>9076699
Yes.
Shame on you.

>> No.9076726

>>9076699
I understand what you mean, and I would agree if she was actually cute and charming.

>> No.9076733

>>9076706
I guess you're right, I'll cleanse myself by masturbating to Patchouli.

>> No.9077715

>>9076537
I wish i could smell what her poop smells like

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Two Become One

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>>9077727
oh wow

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