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9076137 No.9076137 [Reply] [Original]

I want to enjoyee my lifetime, no matter what.

>> No.9076139

I want to endee my lifetime, no matter what.

>> No.9076143

stop overusing this image fagits, it's meant to be savored like a fine wine

>> No.9076148
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9076148

Enjoyee!

>> No.9076160

>>9076143
I wish I could savoree Nue like a fine wine.

>> No.9076170

>>9076148
Stop reposting this subhuman image. The Nue one is much better, Anonymous agreed, don't bother him about it.

>> No.9076176
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>>9076160
Yes

>> No.9076178

What's this from guys? I know I sound like a total newfag but I actually rember hearing about it awhileee back.

>> No.9076187

>>9076160
I wish I could rapee Nue.

>> No.9076193

>>9076178
its from touhou
you know, touhou
also the mere act of saying "newfag" makes you sound like a newfag. please lurk more before your next post. thankyou.

>> No.9076191

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUPlCwGIHlo

>> No.9076194

>>9076176
I would romance her Unmatched Fantastic Orifice in the sky.

>> No.9076198

>>9076178
It's from >>9076191

>> No.9076200

op is a subhuman thumbnail saving faggot

i can't enjoyee this thread or take it easy in /jp/ like this

>> No.9076220

I know who the fuck it's from, and where it's from and that it's nue but i just didn't get the source

>> No.9076219

Nue is so delicious, makes me lifetime much more enoyeeable

>> No.9076224

>>9076187
You what? You want to fucking RAPE her? Oh you've done it now. You picked the wrong time to post some stupid ass shit like that. Because right now I'M on /jp/. And I don't let stupid fucking fatass neckbeard autists like you make stupid "HEHEHE RAPE SO EDGY EPIC WIN FOR THE LEGION" comments about a pure fucking angel like nue without giving them a PIECE OF MY MIND.

If you were here standing in front of my right now I'd rip your fucking cargo shorts off and fuck your ass so goddam hard it would hurt to sit down for the REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE. Every fucking time you sat down, every time you took a shit, you'd be reminded of HOW I FUCKED YOU. I'd make wear a pig costume and chant out FUCK MY TIGHT ASS FOR THE LEGION EPIC WIN while I came in your fucking boypussy.

so basically fuck you.
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
and get the fuck out of /jp/.

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>>9076143
Savor this image

>> No.9076229

raping 3d girls is okay
but 2D = nono (unless they want it)

>> No.9076232
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9076232

Why is Nue so sexual? Touhous are supposed to be cute and for loving but Nue is just nothing but lewd. I just want to pound her hard.

>> No.9076238

>>9076232
No touhou is sexual, that's just your horny teenage hormones.

>> No.9076242
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>>9076224
i approve of this
fucking saved

>> No.9076249

>>9076238
Shut the fuck up. Nue is NOTHING but sexual. Look at her zettai ryouki, that short dress made for easy access to her wonderful pussy. Look at that skin, those breast, those eyes begging to a man to bend her over a table and make her scream.

She's the lewdest Touhou there is.

>> No.9076262

>>9076249
Once again that's your hormones, kid.

>> No.9076263

>>9076249

Your own sluttines projects sexuality into everything you see

Please keep your 15-year old slutty presence out of /jp/

>> No.9076266

>A very mischievous girl who reacts badly to anyone finding her true form and enjoys some rather malicious pranks.
Sounds like a lewd girl to me.

>> No.9076267

>>9076249
>those breast
just the one?

>> No.9076270

>>9076266
Once again, projection and hormones.

>> No.9076273

>>9076262
>>9076263
I'm 31 years old, hormones aren't a factor.

Just compare her to the other modest Touhous. She is COMPLETELY different. Why? She's the Lewd Queen, designed to erect cocks and cloud minds. You can't deny it.

>> No.9076278

Nue a slut

>> No.9076280

>>9076249
Nope, nope, nope. There is nothing sexual about Nue. She is pure, and also a goddess. You're a fucking liar. If you were standing in front of me right now, I'd tie you to a chair and hypnotize you. While you were hypnotized, I'd induce false memory syndrome in you (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_memory_syndrome)) in order to make you believe that you had been brutally and repeatedly violated as a child. Then I would erase all memories of our encounter.

You would spend the rest of your life spending any money you get on hours and hours of therapy, and lay awake at night crying in the fetal position at the foot of your bed just trying to make the endless nightmare that is now your life go away.

>> No.9076281

>>9076266
this is gensokyo, not the real world. That would only probably be a slut if it were the real world.

>> No.9076286

>>9076273
You still have the mind of a 13 year old boy with a chronic masturbation problem.

>> No.9076287

>>9076273
> I'm 31 years old, hormones aren't a factor.

This is what 31-year-old fetuses actually believe.

>> No.9076289
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>>9076273
Go back to /a/ with your sexualization, kiddo. Learn how to properly sage before returning.

>> No.9076293

>>9076273
shes a youkai. She probably doesnt even have a sense of sexuality.

>> No.9076308

/jp/ isn't a place for overly horny mentally-stunted manchildren nerds to stain and slander pure girls with their filthy normalfag desires, go back to /a/ or whatever shithole you came and don't come back until you learned to behave

>> No.9076319
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9076319

I try really hard to smile and enjoyee my lifetime, but some days man the loneliness gets to me.

>> No.9076332

>>9076308
if hes not figured out at least why he should by thirty, I doubt he will. /a/ wouldn't teach him such things anyway, though.

>> No.9076339

>>9076332
then let them keep him forever there

>> No.9076423

So today I NEETed it up. I'm not working, I don't need to study. I can read doujins all night if I want to. Living the dream.

>> No.9076432

>>9076308
But that's exactly what it's for.

>> No.9076436 [DELETED] 

I wonder if Nue would be DTF. Being a shapeshifter and all, you think she's abandoned any cravings for le dick?

>> No.9076439

>>9076432
No
/jp/ is for the elite of otaku culture
These things only happen here because the /a/ and /v/ faggots like you took over /jp/

>> No.9076445

Get fucked OP.

>> No.9076450
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>>9076432

Oh god, get the fuck out.

>> No.9076456

/jp/ is the same shit as everything else, people just think they're more elitist here

>> No.9076461

Losers with jobs could never understand what it means to love VNs and Anime.

>> No.9076466

>>9076450
Nice filename. I'm not going to be told to get out by some 2012'er.

>> No.9076468

Why can't we just have a nice thread about enjoyeeing our lifetimes, and not having it turn into a sexualizing touhou thread..I hate kids :(

>> No.9076483

>>9076468

Because the OP is a failure for posting a thumbnail, upon many other reasons.

>> No.9076490

I like Marisa

>> No.9076487

>>9076468
Because non - shut ins don't belong on this board and don't deserve to enjoy Otaku related things.
Just deal with it already.

>> No.9076498

>>9076466
Im not him, but I almost never post reaction pictures so I only download stuff like that off the archive when I need it.

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>> No.9076560

Am I right in thinking there's some song floating around based on this?

>> No.9076569

You guys do know that you can be easily trolled by saying you're from /a/ and start memespouting /a/ memes. I was thinking of going over there and asking them what their memes were so I could use them to troll /jp/. I wouldn't do that though. /jp/ already has enough shitposting.

>> No.9076574

>>9076569
You're being trolled by the people saying only /a/ sexualizes 2D girls.

>> No.9076609

>>9076569

How is that a troll? What the fuck?

>> No.9076753

>>9076505
What's the sauce, I've tried everything. That artowork is fucking adorable.

>> No.9076916

I liek Reimuu

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>> No.9077439

>>9076560

Yes

>> No.9077987

I'm wondering when somebody is going to come up with a full video of this parody.

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>> No.9079398

Hey it's that outcast from the temple

>> No.9079403

I want to enjoyee my lifetime, no matter what.

>> No.9083471

>>9077987
why don't you do it...

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