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907417 No.907417 [Reply] [Original]

If I were to have sex in real life...what steps can I take to make sure it is /jp/ related?

>> No.907424

Rape your sister.

>> No.907421

Rape the maids.

>> No.907433

No.

>> No.907432
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907432

Do it with a trap.

>> No.907425

>what steps can I take to make sure it is /jp/ related
>/jp/ related

You don't deserve to have sex in real life...

>> No.907428

Rape a loli

>> No.907429

Make sure the pillow is the right size for the cover.

>> No.907441

Wear a frilly hat.

>> No.907444

Just rape anything that moves.

>> No.907439

your sister has to be like 9 too

>> No.907458

>>907417 /jp/ related

There must be a dick up your ass.

>> No.907456
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907456

use this

>> No.907466

Give her/him a Reimu outfit. Lick armpits, then lick everywhere. Do this every time you have sex.

>> No.907479

>>907466Give her/him

If its a him why not make him put on a MANnsuke outfit?

>> No.907488

Ask her to use the word "futa" instead of "pre-op".

>> No.907496

>sex
>/jp/ related
You lost me.

>> No.907500

>>907479
Because MANpits are pig disgusting.

>> No.907514

>>907500
What to MAN for you?

>> No.907516

>>907488
And then anon whas still gay...

>> No.907532
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907532

>>907514

>> No.907544

ZUN-sama should make a doujin wherein Reimu raeps all the touhous and then she lovingly caresses their diapers

>> No.907542
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907542

For sex to be /jp/ related your partner must act like a toehoe or a character from a VN. My recommendation is to have your partner be a loli and dress her up as Len and proceed to rape her. Have a cat stand by as those are fine.

>> No.907551

>>907544ZUN-sama should make a doujin
STOP THERE!!!

>> No.907556

rape the yukkuris

>> No.907562
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907562

wear this

>> No.907565

>>907556
http://jun.2chan.net/b/res/7944093.htm

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907570

>>907441

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907574

>>907565
What a fucking bitch.

>> No.907589
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907589

Is the last bubble ijiwaru or ijireru?

>> No.907598

Make her wear a maid outfist

>> No.907601

The only possible way to make it related is if it's your sister, cousin, or maybe your mother.

>> No.907619

>>907601
aka bad ends all over

>> No.907625

Fuck a sea urchin, squid, or octopus.

Then visit Nasu and he'll high five you, and maybe, if you're lucky, invite you to a seafood dinner where the two of you will not end up eating anything, but still leave a horrible "mess" for the busboy to clean.

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907628

>>907570

>> No.907634

>>907625
Scrumptious...

>> No.907638

>>907625
What is his fucking problem?

>> No.907673

http://yukkurihokanko.web.fc2.com/fl/su51563.swf

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