/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, can you tell me something awesome about otaku culture while I try to go to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

he looks like the adventure time guy

[Anonymous No.]

If you were to average all otaku together, they as a group tend to smell worse, be less attractive, are less healthy, and are more likely to have psychological disorders than the average human being.
But in exchange they tend to be much happier with their lives.
so smile while you sleep
<3
uguuuuu~~~~

[Anonymous No.]

first step is to learn to aim your piss stream without using your hands (this is a basic but essential skill)

second step is to take a step further away from the toilet each time you piss, so you can measure your max range

third step is to do kegels everyday until your dick muscles are so swole that your laser rocket piss shoots holes through your bathroom wall

pic related, because its a touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>9073239
I tried that but I always end up pissing all over the bathroom.

[I need da herb No.]

fuckuin im so otakiui cam uall over y sister shoes so when she put them on she squeen when she wal LOL nice (thnx) np due hahaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>9073205

I like this, but needs a "The end."