/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

New to this /jp/ thing and i dont want to be rude so, any rules of etiquette i should know before i fuck up?

[Anonymous No.]

[Kyou !TRONurrVj. No.]

i just lost the game.

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[Anonymous No.]

Go back to the drawfag thread in /v/, please. You won't like this place I swear.
If you insist to stay search for the OC thread and dump there and don't be an asshat, this is not the vydia board.

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy your stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9067603
I've still never been on niconico or pixiv or any of those.

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>>9067603
The original is till the best.

Take your shitty edits elsewhere.

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>>9067586
>/jp/ is just weeabo /b/

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>>9067603
>You must hate Japan
fucking newfags /jp/ is all about Japan and /jp/ loves Japan it's the summerfags who get defensive and go all "I-it's not like I like Japanese culture! I hate Japan! S-stupid Japs!"

[Anonymous No.]

There are none really. If you really want to have any sort of interesting conversation, make at least 5 shit threads a day. Really. It keeps the autistic TruNEET and their shitty metathreads away and keeps Meido on her toes. Stay out of the real threads with that though. Don't go shitting in threads about idols or dolls just because you don't like them. If you don't want to see it, just hide it.

If you are on a shitpost spree though, don't waste time keeping a thread going. When shitheads start spamming and arguing, just make a new one and let them have that one. It keeps them from fucking up real threads with bullshit complains about images and showing off their 1337 knowledge of nip textboard ``culture''.

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>>9067603
>dat fascism

[Anonymous No.]

let's see, I should still be lurking as a new comer as well but;

don't admit you are new. (just broke rule 1)
As you are new, you may know about the culture of touhou and "memes" or whatever, but you don't know the subculture of /jp/.If you don't understand or get something, just use context clues and eventaully figure it out

next, people are unfriendly, only post if you REALLY know what you are talking about,

~semi-newfag out

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>>9067603
Nobody on /jp/ follows those suggestions.

[Anonymous No.]

Lurk more. That's all you need to know.
Refrain from posting at least one month before you get used to the board's culture.

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>>9067680
I never understood this. Why would it take someone so long to figure out how people on a board act? I can go to any new board, lurk for around two days, and by day three I'm posting and conversing with everyone, and nobody can tell the difference.

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>>9067709
Whoa, man, that's so cool! How can I learn as fast as you?

[Anonymous No.]

Tip 1: Behavior
Never admit to not being Japanese. Gaijin are looked down on around here. If you do, you should implicitly admit that Nihon is great and that you are trying to learn. You can do this by demonstrating your interest in the language by asking for translations and sauce on images.

Tip 2: Oldfaggotry
If someone ever calls you new, name drop the following: Suigin (mexican spammer), AoC (insane janitor with cancer), Cornelia (GIF saved as 4chan.js), Jones (jew), Eskopl (former archive operator), wtH (expired troll), Currybutt (what the fuck). You can also post as "White Ren#chilly", but that only adds a few hours onto your perceived lurk time. Remark constantly that /jp/ is always getting worse and that summer is starting (even if it's winter, you shouldn't go outside anyway). Reference things that moot, MrVacBob, Shii, that guy who now runs world2ch.org, and other morons that had any sort of past authority or experience to back this up. Sparky is a nice reference for proper behavior. To further your streetcred, you can browse the archives, ED, lurkmore wiki, and read the blogs of old 4channers. Or you can just make shit up, it isn't as if anyone is going to call you on it.

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>>9067799
Expired troll? Permabanned? Why did CurryButt make you go what the fuck?

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>>9067799
Tip 3: Suave
Pack as many insults into every post as you can. When you get banned, screencap the message and ban evade so you can make a new thread with it and call the mod a faggot. Never let anyone 1up you when you are bragging about your joblessness and how pathetic you are. Mental illnesses are currency around her, but they are easy to fake. Just use autism, bipolar, and gender dysmorphia for easymodo. If you are up to it, you can also try pedophilia and schizophrenia as well.

Tip 5: Vocabulary
Always refer to sarcasm, satire, and parodies as irony. Deny any truly ironic things and call them pretentious. Always refer to yourself as a hikikomori. If anyone claims that your story of being a hiki who has to read VN's on your iPhone during frat parties because you hate normalfags so much is bullshit, remind that faggot that you played Yume Nikki once and that he doesn't know shit about anything. If there is otherwise a situation that you don't like, say shit like TANNASINN and use google translate to insult him in Japanese.

Tip 4: Technology
When posting screencaps of your epic GET, be sure to use the Futuba stylesheet, without scripts. We like to pretend that we are posting on 2chan.net, and this YotsubaB shit is disgusting to the eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

Rules number 1 :Take it easy
Rules number 2 :Suck my cock, dude

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou wikia for all your touhou needs ok?