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9067 No.9067 [Reply] [Original]

ITT Gilgamesh.

>> No.9109
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My own clone!

>> No.9116
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Now neither of you will be virgins!

>> No.9157
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>>9152

I have whatever I desire, mongrel.

>> No.9181
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>>9138
already saved this as the most awesome version of this pasta.
also, Sabers, Hundreds of 'em

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>>9171

<Because they have been ordered to, upon penalty of sexual intercourse.>

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>> No.9097

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>> No.9111

[Marked for deletion: God]

>> No.9125

I already like this board

>> No.9130

I want his track jacket. It's /fa/bulous.

>> No.9134

>>9116

>>ohhowhydon'twekotomineourselves.png

>> No.9138

>>9067

Good morrow, MONGRELS ^___^ I’m Gilgamesh and I'm the unquestionable king @_____@ of heroes <3 and one adores Gates of Babylon!!! Alright so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my eternal life when I met my hot waifu Saber!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I traversed onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ WHAT LUCK, TO MEET SUCH A DELIGHTFUL LADY ON SUCH A DREARY NIGHT !!!!!” I yelled n____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!!
she looked at me [:3] and then she saw how awesome the king of heroes was *___* she grabbed my gauntlet and winked ~w^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE TEA AND CRUMPETS!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw an atrocious underserving mongrel watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “SHIROU YOU MONGREL, THIS IS MY WENCH WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH RIN CAUSE KING ARTURIA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then Saber held me close =^____^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her fortress and engaged in CG dragon dueling all night long and made enough mana to destroy the entire surrounding mongrel populace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<)

>> No.9152

>>9067
KING OF HEROES, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH X CHROMOSOMES?

>> No.9171

>>9157
Yeah, but can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>> No.9184

>>9138

The original of this was the first thing I posted on /r9k/. Fuck this copypasta so hard.

>> No.9188

>>9171
Ouch. Below the belt.

>> No.9522

>>9197
see, Gil? you can learn something from ORT here. he/she/it knows what he/she/it's talking about.

>> No.9537

>>9184
no it hasn't, I've had it for over a week.

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