"Huh? You haven't left yet? But the party is over... So why?"

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Anonymous Fri May 25 02:32:40 2012 No.9063949 [Reply] [Original]

"Huh? You haven't left yet? But the party is over... So why?"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 02:34:40 2012 No.9063954 parties suck

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 02:35:55 2012 No.9063961 Well...you need help cleaning up, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 02:36:24 2012 No.9063966 >>9063954 Then why the fuck are you here?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 02:38:55 2012 No.9063978 File: 727 KB, 1400x1050, 4f0a116ef365b490f566dea2e93c2e8f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Fine. I'll just... I'll just sit here for a bit, I'm too tired to clean up now."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 02:41:24 2012 No.9063988 Janitor and staff this is not me. I swear to god.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 02:42:54 2012 No.9063995 File: 438 KB, 750x514, 54b495faf5c8c2181507f9882c09abc0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9063988 I think they know that already. Whoa, looks like Alice fell asleep. Now what, guys?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 02:43:24 2012 No.9063997 Fuck off with your ""Huh? You haven't left yet? But the party is over... So why?""

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 02:44:24 2012 No.9064000 >>9063995 I'm tired too. Might just enjoy the fragrance of her house and go to bed myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 02:46:24 2012 No.9064007 >>9063949 I heard you exhibit certain homosexual traits, I am here to correct those. grabs dick

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 02:47:54 2012 No.9064013 >>9063995 Geez... Clean up. And tuck her in, of course. ...hope she doesn't mind if I doze off too.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 02:49:24 2012 No.9064018 File: 125 KB, 647x435, 27ade7ba0f1ee502d30d825b32a8be57.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9063997 Well that's kinda rude, guy. It's been months since Alice had any visitors. She was obviously happy to see you.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 02:51:40 2012 No.9064031 >>9063978 >fuck yo couch, nigga

>>	naitoknaito Fri May 25 02:52:09 2012 No.9064035 File: 92 KB, 420x247, 1309939849367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where can I buy that "Alice whisky"?

Anonymous Fri May 25 02:59:24 2012 No.9064054 [DELETED]

"Wow! You cleaned everything up?"

Looks like before you dozed off, you cleaned up the entire house in a drunken fit, like the obsessive-compulsive fuck you are. Alice looks embarrassed, since you probably picked up all the underwear lying around in her room as well.

"Thank you."

I think she might like you. You don't hear Alice saying that every day.

Anonymous Fri May 25 03:00:40 2012 No.9064061
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"Wow! You cleaned everything up?"

Looks like before you dozed off, you cleaned up the entire house in a drunken fit, like the obsessive-compulsive fuck you are. Alice looks embarrassed, since you probably picked up all the underwear lying around in her room as well.

"Thank you."

I think she might like you. You don't hear Alice saying that every day.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:03:28 2012 No.9064068 >you are just a figment of Alice's creations, i.e., a will-less doll

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:03:50 2012 No.9064070 What is it about Alice that attracts RPers?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:04:54 2012 No.9064074 File: 36 KB, 400x259, 1309380650973.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9064035 In Makai I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:09:22 2012 No.9064080 >>9064068 That's deep

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:09:50 2012 No.9064082 >>9064070 She's a misanthropic loner. I guess it's easiest to play what you know.

Anonymous Fri May 25 03:11:50 2012 No.9064095
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>>9064070
She is portrayed as lonely and distancing herself from the rest of the Gensokyo population, so it's easier to identify with her when you're a lonely nerd yourself.

For the same reason, it's easier to fantasize that you approach her and "break her shell".

Of course, we're talking about Touhoufags who have some idea of what her canon personality is like. B-Bottom-of-the-barrel RPers who know n-nothing about Touhou a-are j-just attracted b-by the s-stutter.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:12:50 2012 No.9064100 Dick Sinister

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:13:36 2012 No.9064105 >>9064061 >>9064061 Oh fuck oh fuck what do i do now aaaa Think nothing of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:15:21 2012 No.9064114 >>9064095 Is the stuttering Alice RPer still around at all, in /a/, /b/, or elsewhere?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:15:50 2012 No.9064116 >>9064061 Huh, I can't clean a thing when I'm drunk. I'm lucky if I manage to dig a hole in my 2-week pile of dirty clothes before I pass out.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:16:06 2012 No.9064122 I love the stuttering Alice RPer, haven't seen him for a while but I remember seeing him still on /b/ a while back when I went to look at it once.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:16:35 2012 No.9064120 File: 760 KB, 1000x1075, 1300054790252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9064114 It's suigin

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:17:06 2012 No.9064123 >>9064114 You think there was just one of them, but there were enough to spark a shit-meme fission reaction.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:17:51 2012 No.9064125 >>9064061 Wow, I actually put all her things in the right places? Power to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:19:50 2012 No.9064131 >>9063949 Because I love you Alice!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:20:06 2012 No.9064138 >>9064061 I'll offer to be her man-maid and gardener and we will go on adventures Frodo and Sam style.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:20:50 2012 No.9064137 >>9064123 I think there were three of them who did the bulk of the posting, the original from /b/ around 2008, the second one from /b/ who appeared a few years later, and the one from /a/.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:22:05 2012 No.9064147 File: 104 KB, 640x640, ee03e08459f7d51c36379e9ab87e3946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9064105 Are you a bad enough dude to just say "Don't question it" and take your leave, making Alice think about you for a whole day?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:23:20 2012 No.9064148 >>9064138 But Frodo and Sam had all those overtones of se... Oh. Garden away, good sir.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:25:05 2012 No.9064162 >>9064147 I guess. I probably wouldn't be that direct, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:31:36 2012 No.9064187 >>9064147 No, I would hang around awkwardly, hoping that she'd so some more affection for me, until she said something like "Well it's getting late Anon, you should probably go home now." Then I would walk home wishing I could have been more assertive.

Anonymous Fri May 25 03:32:35 2012 No.9064194
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>>9064162
You can do it, Anonymous! You have seduced so many girls in your eroge, this should be easy.

Alice is still standing there like an autist. Now, that's awkward.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:34:36 2012 No.9064205 >>9064138 Supergay

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:35:35 2012 No.9064213 >>9064194 I don't play eroge. ...is something wrong?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:36:35 2012 No.9064218 >>9064187 >getting late Perfect. Going out at night in the forest of magic would be suicide. Therefor...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:38:35 2012 No.9064223 Chance of Alice holding a party by herself is pretty slim actually, Marisa must at least be involved

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:39:36 2012 No.9064227 File: 1.62 MB, 1000x1390, cf7ac59c729b8d39be4062f477f086c1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9064213 It doesn't matter, here's your chance! Remember, none of this is real, it's time to be a bad dude and make her heart throb!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:40:20 2012 No.9064229 >>9064227 Fuck off with your spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:41:35 2012 No.9064231 >>9064229 But that was a spoiler, you incredible fuckwit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:42:21 2012 No.9064233 >>9064227 But outside is the forest of magic. I wouldn't exactly be eager to head out into that, especially if it's dark out. I'd get killed.

Anonymous Fri May 25 03:49:37 2012 No.9064263
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>>9064233
I thought it was early morning already, usually when you "doze off" after a party, you don't exactly wake up after 15 minutes, no?

Anyway, it's worth a shot, just to see her reaction.
Remember, none of this is real.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:51:23 2012 No.9064267 >>9064263 Oh christ, fine. ...well, I guess I'm done here. Let me know if you throw another party or something, Alice. That was a blast. Good bye.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:52:52 2012 No.9064273 >>9064263 I LOVE YOU ALICE, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:53:07 2012 No.9064281 >>9064263 Tell her that I'm off in hopes that she'll tell me to spend the night. If she just says "Okay bye" then...oh well, I get eaten by Rumia or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:53:07 2012 No.9064282 >>9064267 You nerds can't even roleplay properly. There was no way this wasn't ending in sex if you played your cards well, or even kind of well. It's like you're playing pinochle with your own social ineptness and losing terribly.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:59:22 2012 No.9064301 As a socially inept individual the idea of even hosting a party sounds frightening and horrible I don't think another of our kind would do this!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 03:59:53 2012 No.9064303 >>9064282 Reading those last three responses made me cringe inside. I can't take it easy imagining myself this embarrassed if I were saying them. Please do it right anon, take 2!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:00:23 2012 No.9064306 >>9064301 "Through alcohol are all things possible"

Anonymous Fri May 25 04:01:07 2012 No.9064312

>>9064309
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Anonymous Fri May 25 04:01:23 2012 No.9064309
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>>9064267
Good job. Now Alice will spend her day daydreaming and won't be able to focus on finishing her doll's clothes. But it was worth it. Remember to pass by in two days or something and have some tea with her.

Oh, and remember to keep your nonchalant attitude, save your moves for the third time. But don't make her think you're not interested!

Oh, oh, also remember, none of this is real.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:02:37 2012 No.9064315 >>9064303 Fuck off with your spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:02:53 2012 No.9064317 File: 342 KB, 932x700, alicetable.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9064301 Silly anon. Alice has parties all the time!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:02:53 2012 No.9064318 >>9064282 >>9064303 Augh! First you want me to leave, then I do and you're all "Oh waaah you didn't do it right!?" Make up your mind! What SHOULD I have said, then?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:03:08 2012 No.9064327 >>9064309 That doesn't sound to bad.

Anonymous Fri May 25 04:08:37 2012 No.9064340
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>>9064282
It's okay though, because Alice is a socially inept nerd too.

To be honest, the only way to have her completely all over your dick is to be a master dollmaker yourself.

Anonymous Fri May 25 04:09:22 2012 No.9064341

>>9064318
It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure where you're already so deep into the bad decisions, you're boned no matter what. Best to just go to her next party and try again.
Also, you need to subtly get rid of her other suitors.
Ask Rumia to help you. That's subtle enough, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:09:37 2012 No.9064343 >>9064340 But I don't want to fuck Alice,I just want to cuddle with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:10:38 2012 No.9064345 [x] JUMP INTO THE LAKE

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:12:52 2012 No.9064350 File: 1.62 MB, 2480x3507, 1324232169523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9064343 If your libido is above zero at the time, cuddling gradually leads to sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:14:22 2012 No.9064354 >>9064350 Please refer to it as making love instead of sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:15:07 2012 No.9064355 File: 314 KB, 575x800, 1326980901386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah, fuck this, Alice legwear/lingerie hijack.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:15:37 2012 No.9064357 >>9064350 If both players involved are horny teenagers, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:16:07 2012 No.9064360 >>9064350 Please refer to it as slamming your dick into her nasty gaping cunt so hard she pisses herself instead of sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:16:22 2012 No.9064361 >>9064309 Has two days passed yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:20:37 2012 No.9064370 File: 17 KB, 740x740, f5753870a40ccef114a6cb88e7f48531_pix.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OK seriously, the day we actually need it, where is it? >alice roleplay

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:20:52 2012 No.9064372 >>9064370 fuck u i love alice

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 04:42:37 2012 No.9064412 File: 132 KB, 578x774, 2950844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >alice

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 05:15:53 2012 No.9064491 File: 125 KB, 600x800, threeasdegeff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9064412 Alice is a good lady.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 05:21:07 2012 No.9064509 >>9063949 There's something extremely suggestive about Alice blushing while holding a bottle with her name on it containing a yellowish liquid, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 05:24:08 2012 No.9064510 File: 203 KB, 1348x629, fuk u alice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 05:28:08 2012 No.9064517 File: 27 KB, 399x281, 1311321552291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9064510 Look at those tripfags.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 05:32:23 2012 No.9064523 >>9064137 >>9064123 Funny thing, I'm the original one from 4 years ago. I don't do that shit any more though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 05:34:22 2012 No.9064525 >>9064523 Reported.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 05:35:53 2012 No.9064531 File: 391 KB, 945x945, 5be42ddc61a229a695376439b68f9315.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9064525 Good luck, I'm behind 7 tsunderes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 05:41:52 2012 No.9064540 >>9064523 What the hell were you thinking?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 05:42:37 2012 No.9064543 >>9064540 Typical shitposter thinking.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 05:43:23 2012 No.9064544 >>9063949 >>>/a/ >>>/gaia/ >>>/killyourself/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 05:45:07 2012 No.9064551 >>9064540 I was young and extremely bored.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 06:00:37 2012 No.9064580 What is the /jp/ archive again?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 06:01:07 2012 No.9064581 >>9064580 http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 06:01:53 2012 No.9064583 >>9064580 http://chanarchive.org/4chan/jp

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 06:05:08 2012 No.9064590 >>9064583 >>9064581 So the ftp guy is gone?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 08:18:24 2012 No.9064772 File: 188 KB, 850x850, alice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9064580 There are several. try http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9064698/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 08:54:09 2012 No.9064843 >>9064772 >foolz look at this clown

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 11:35:54 2012 No.9065299 >>9064551 I think you should be tried for crimes againest huanity, for what you did.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 11:40:10 2012 No.9065319 >>9064309 Didn't that go pretty damn well? You are not supposed to be too eager with the ladies.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 11:49:31 2012 No.9065349 >>9064510 Wow. Four posts, three tripfags.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 11:54:24 2012 No.9065364 >>9064523 >>9064551 Are you serious? You were the original Alice? Even if you spawned a monster... I loved to read all the buttmad in /b/. I still miss 2008 /b/...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 11:54:55 2012 No.9065367 File: 93 KB, 463x678, 1302625161277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9065319 Hey, it's Alice we're talking about, her social skills are /jp/-tier.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 12:01:25 2012 No.9065378 >>9065367 Alluring.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 12:10:54 2012 No.9065400 >>9065367 i'd say nearly all touhous are pretty fucking autistic when you think about it

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 12:13:39 2012 No.9065406 File: 317 KB, 736x800, 1298394823835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9065400 But Alice is described as weird and antisocial, even compared to other touhous. That's quite an accomplishment.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 12:18:55 2012 No.9065417 Roleplay threads are allowed now? I'll go advertise that /jp/ welcomes them on every fucking board so we can be flooded with this shit 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 12:20:54 2012 No.9065424 >>9065417 It's not a roleplay thread, it's a thread about fantasizing about seducing Alice.

naitoknaito Fri May 25 12:21:40 2012 No.9065428
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>>9065406
She's more of a extremely reserved person rather than a female analogous of the kind of autistic social failure that composes the wide body of 4chan's male population.

Also, she's fucking cute and her only problem is her fanbase, no the character itself.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 12:27:39 2012 No.9065442 >>9065364 >>9065299 The pleasure is mine.

Anonymous Fri May 25 12:28:54 2012 No.9065450
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>>9065428
Given her presence in the games and the official works, I'd say she's not exactly the best at social contact. Of course, that doesn't make her less interesting.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 12:29:10 2012 No.9065452 Seriously guys, take this roleplaying to /tg/. Throw in a few dice rolls and you'll blend in.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 12:29:24 2012 No.9065457 File: 474 KB, 774x725, aliceroom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 12:41:00 2012 No.9065513 >>9065428 I wish ZUN changed Alice's outfit between games. She certainly seems like she's the most stylish touhou. >>9065457 Thr creak means it's legit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 12:43:00 2012 No.9065523 File: 702 KB, 1280x960, 1310301389152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She never expects anyone, but always has a guest room prepared. How hypocritical.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 12:46:00 2012 No.9065532 >>9064309 after wandering around the forest a bit, i try and look for marisa's magic shop to see if theres a way to get my hands on some aphrodesiacs

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 12:50:00 2012 No.9065541 >>9063949 squeeze

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 12:52:00 2012 No.9065548 >>9065543 its still better than 2007

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Anonymous Fri May 25 14:34:56 2012 No.9065864

Alice eats humans. She would murder you and eat you. No, you wouldn't be able to cuddle her or have sex with her.

The closest she'd come to pleasing any of you is eating you or killing you or that one scat and fart shitposter, as she would defecate your remains.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 14:40:41 2012 No.9065878 >>9065864 8/10 I mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 14:44:10 2012 No.9065885 >>9065864 Grimdark secondary get out.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 15:25:10 2012 No.9065972 >>9065864 see image in >>9065450 And stop being a grimdarkfag. Gensokyo is grimlight at best.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 15:38:10 2012 No.9066000 File: 20 KB, 300x300, flanimg-thing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9065864 that sounds like rumia

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 15:39:56 2012 No.9066008 >>9065885 >it's canon that youkai eat and attack humans >HURR DURR GRIMDARK SECONDARY TOUHOU IS MOE MOE KAWAII Yeah, NO.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 15:40:41 2012 No.9066011 >>9065885 >>9065972 >>9065878 Tertiary Facebook community. ZUN stated that Youkai eat humans. Deal with it. Or go back to your fanon shit. Doesn't matter to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 15:44:11 2012 No.9066017 >>9066011 Do you even score?

Anonymous Fri May 25 15:45:41 2012 No.9066021
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>>9066008
>>9066011
>HURR THEY EAT HUMANS THEREFORE THEY WILL EAT U DURR

Fuck off, you graceless faggots. Youkai touhous are not fucking animals. Just because they can eat you doesn't mean they will eat you at first sight.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 15:46:56 2012 No.9066028 Oh shit, not the grimdark toho thing again! also >>9066000 sauce on this Rumia. >Rumia holy pudding...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 15:47:12 2012 No.9066034 >>9066021 Yeah I'm sure she wouldn't eat you. She'd be so impressed with such an alpha as fuck specimen as you, as you piss your pants infront of her. >my waifu wouldn't eat me T____T

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 15:47:27 2012 No.9066031 >>9066028 thats flan

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 15:48:26 2012 No.9066036 File: 397 KB, 690x759, 4ca6eaaa50d9862b5ccfbc682d5d9671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9066021 Well....I'm sure there are other unnamed ones that are dumb or mindless like Rumia and Yoshika that will do it anyways.

>>	/jp/ post appreciator Fri May 25 15:50:12 2012 No.9066040 >>9066034 5/5 today's best

naitoknaito Fri May 25 15:50:56 2012 No.9066042 [DELETED]

>>9066011
That's not exactly the meaning, Youkai consume humans but not their flesh necessary, in fact, the only ones who I know who eat human flesh for sure are Rumia, Okuu and perhaps Orin, Utsuho and Orin only corpses, the requirement for being a Youkai is not eating human flesh, just attacking humans, for example Kogasa consumes fear, fairies exist to prank humans and we both know that Youkai like Yukari, Alice or Yuyuko don't eat humans at all.

Youkai are product of human existences, humans can exist without Youkai, Youkai can't exist without humans, it's not exactly a predatory relationship.

naitoknaito Fri May 25 15:51:12 2012 No.9066047

>>9066011
That's not exactly the meaning, Youkai consume humans but not their flesh necessary, in fact, the only ones I know who eat human flesh for sure are Rumia, Okuu and perhaps Orin, Utsuho and Orin only corpses, the requirement for being a Youkai is not eating human flesh, just attacking humans, for example Kogasa consumes fear, fairies exist to prank humans and we both know that Youkai like Yukari, Alice or Yuyuko don't eat humans at all.

Youkai are product of human existences, humans can exist without Youkai, Youkai can't exist without humans, it's not exactly a predatory relationship.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 15:51:27 2012 No.9066043 File: 1.53 MB, 1000x1000, CRAZY1!ewfSD1287438023634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 15:57:41 2012 No.9066063 >>9066036 I thought Rumia was too lazy and/or stupid to actually bother eating many people. Wasn't it established she only tried because she thought she was supposed to?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 15:58:56 2012 No.9066069 >>9066034 In Gensokyo, of course I'm alpha as fuck. But that still doesn't validate your argument. Even if I wasn't the best specimen, she still wouldn't attack like an animal. She would attack like a touhou, with danmaku, but not like an animal.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 16:11:56 2012 No.9066121 File: 188 KB, 600x518, 11867337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9066047 >Yuyuko >youkai

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 16:14:56 2012 No.9066128 File: 493 KB, 1200x1500, 1308230188985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9065885

>>	naitoknaito Fri May 25 16:18:41 2012 No.9066143 >>9066121 So Bourei/Yuurei are not Youkai?

Anonymous Fri May 25 16:20:12 2012 No.9066146

>>9066069
>alice wouldn't attack like an animal
>she'd attack with danmaku
Oh and of course a human beta like you would survive her attacks and then she would marry you and live in the forest with you for all time.

I'm being cruel to be kind, Anon. Youkai eat humans. It's canon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 16:21:26 2012 No.9066152 >>9066146 Wasn't there some point about her helping lost travellers? Even though she probably never gets any?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 16:28:56 2012 No.9066179 >>9066047 You are confusing two facts there dude: Youkai eat human. Youkai need human to fear and believe in them. Youkai ARE predators who eat human flesh. The second fact doesn't change that.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 16:30:55 2012 No.9066187 File: 1.61 MB, 640x360, 1331684649827.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9066152 I'm sure some /jp/sies who took a portal there found out. Maybe you're right. Being grimdark is depressing. Will OP come back to continue his roleplay?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 19:00:57 2012 No.9066849 >>9066011 I disagree with those faggots, but ZUN, in one of the other works or manuals, also stated that Alice gives shelter to humans who get lost on the forest. So, it's not like she eats everything on her sight.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 19:01:26 2012 No.9066853 >>9066146 If you're not spoiling anything don't use spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 19:03:11 2012 No.9066857 >>9066849 If I recall correctly, he also mentioned that Alice usually freaks out the travelers she shelters.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 19:09:11 2012 No.9066878 >>9066857 With her haughty personality and a legion of dolls doing most things at her home, it's not hard to picture something like that.

Anonymous Fri May 25 19:13:42 2012 No.9066886

>>9066878
Ah, here it is:
If you happen to wander into the Forest of Magic, lose your way and end up at her house, it is said that she will cheerfully allow you to stay the night. However, while she says that, all she does is research magic and control her dolls without really conversing, which is unsettling, so it seems one would want to run away as soon as possible.

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Alice_Margatroid

>>	Anonymous Fri May 25 19:23:01 2012 No.9066927 >>9066886 Even on the three fairies manga, she leaves everything to the dolls and if it wasn't the fairies talking about the grimoire, I suppose that it would have gone like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 08:41:24 2012 No.9069348 File: 74 KB, 555x738, 1327409833559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Oh, you're here again? What do you want? I'll go make some tea."

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 08:42:40 2012 No.9069353 >>9069348 I..I just wanted to see you...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 08:43:39 2012 No.9069356 >>9066886 Seems pretty good to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 09:44:24 2012 No.9069549 File: 273 KB, 620x614, aa140dd377675836c78294287251fdfa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "~♪"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 09:46:09 2012 No.9069554 >>9069549 You are so beautiful, Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 09:47:40 2012 No.9069561 Truly the worst Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 09:53:24 2012 No.9069574 File: 1.08 MB, 778x900, 8b7fa4147a026d6094b47c0117ddce47.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9069554 "What the hell are you even talking about? Creep! Ahaha..."

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 09:54:39 2012 No.9069576 Are you edible?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 09:56:10 2012 No.9069579 >>9069574 But you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 10:08:31 2012 No.9069624 File: 257 KB, 1443x1000, 3c430584466c036e97268fa8e3f13ddc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "..."

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 10:17:10 2012 No.9069643 File: 368 KB, 920x650, c54625cb138b142d97b9cef5b8c437f7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is Alice with glasses. Cute, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 10:18:40 2012 No.9069646 >>9069643 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 10:19:54 2012 No.9069650 File: 749 KB, 1659x1239, 2331cb8872af630100b6ce4b6c1df708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9069624 Cute!! How do you tell the difference between Hourai and Shanghai? >>9069643 N-Not really, sorry...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 10:23:54 2012 No.9069663 File: 117 KB, 500x707, 711f4127d9fea63ee668c4a714f6da32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9069646 >>9069650 Go fuck yourselves, guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 10:24:39 2012 No.9069665 >>9069663 I'm sorry Alice, b-but that picture didn't do you justice... This one is much better...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 10:28:54 2012 No.9069674 File: 628 KB, 1000x885, 7eae32b613a5630410809c793912308f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9069665 You serious?

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat May 26 10:32:09 2012 No.9069681 File: 603 KB, 647x906, 1279165770118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice is one of the best Touhous.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 10:42:24 2012 No.9069696 File: 598 KB, 768x800, 1315663415561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How desperate for sex can Alice get?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 10:53:31 2012 No.9069723 >>9069674 Yes! In fact this picture is much better too...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 11:03:30 2012 No.9069745 >>9069696 That's not Alice!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 12:16:42 2012 No.9070021 File: 248 KB, 600x600, 84b1cb39f664b0cb57822f4b333739d4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9069745 It's Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 12:21:10 2012 No.9070051 File: 512 KB, 725x1000, 94db712183a5c8a4ef12d2f280572145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9070046 I wonder.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 12:21:25 2012 No.9070046 >>9070021 But you wouldn't do such a thing right...?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 12:23:55 2012 No.9070065 >>9070051 Let me help you put those on.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 12:29:10 2012 No.9070100 File: 1.03 MB, 1100x1100, 7747fffca90b530d0c1178c9d2c90f50.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9070065 Stop being such a cockblock to yourself, Anonymous. Just rape her already. You know deep down that's what you really want.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 12:32:40 2012 No.9070113 >>9070100 Shouldn't we get to know each other better first? It's going too fast for me...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 13:19:26 2012 No.9070341 File: 701 KB, 844x1000, aea02a37a2300be075e095637e2e6243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9070113 We got no time to waste.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 13:27:32 2012 No.9070409 >>9070341 If you really want it and don't mind me... I don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 13:46:27 2012 No.9070545 File: 57 KB, 392x474, 8caefa8e30b9c370419a6cf8cbb6a696.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 13:52:41 2012 No.9070572 Something isn't right here.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 14:03:11 2012 No.9070604 Umm... Goodnight Alice, I'm going to bed now.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 14:05:11 2012 No.9070617 File: 165 KB, 1126x632, 430af0db8b21746a74c481936b8068e3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9070604 Don't mind if she just sits over there and watches.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 26 14:07:57 2012 No.9070624 >>9070617 I'm okay with that. I enjoy watching you sleep too.

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