/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.lovecalculator.com/

Which Toohoos do you have high compatibility with? I have 85% with Reimu, and 91% with Sakuya. Sakuya loves me~

[Anonymous No.]

Gigantism is literally the dumbest fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

I can never use those things because I'm too paranoid to put my real name online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061272
I never put my real name. I put the name I use when I speak to myself: batman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061285
I used to put my to-go online nickname but I got too paranoid about establishing persistent online identity so I abandoned it a couple years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

The lowest were Rin with 18% Flan and Remilia with 23% and Ne with 17%
The highest were Kogasa, Momiji and Sakuya with 96% and Ichirin, Ran and Yukari with 95%

It seems have plenty of brides to choose when I go to Gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>92%

>Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Rinnosuke Morichika and Marisa Kirisame has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

[Anonymous No.]

My highest percentage was with suwako.

[Anonymous No.]

>99% compatibility with Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061242

I like it because then it doesn't matter what gender the person is.

Also, do you hate fairies too?

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, I just tried with 10 touhous but all of them were below 50%.

The lowest was Sakuya with 02%..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061383
It's possible to get 00%

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061387
I never got anything higher than 96% though

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061235
Go back to bed, PywackettBarche!

[Anonymous No.]

shindanmaker would take less time.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus, I've got a Touhou harem. Nothing less than 59%, and two 99s so far.

[Anonymous No.]

93% with heather

[Anonymous No.]

95% with Raymoo :D but 46% Reimu T_T

[Anonymous No.]

Not doing it because I don't want to be heart-broken

[Anonymous No.]

99% compatibility with otaku culture

[Anonymous No.]

I got 85% with Rinnosuke....
no homo

[Anonymous No.]

This site sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll never understand how letting a random number generator tell you your waifu, is it really that arbitrary with you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

Tried almost every name in this thread. Keep getting beetween 20% and 55% (with Cirno).
Not in love with any touhou Luckily, but a bit disappointed of the 24% with Yukari.

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>>9061434
I guess /jp/ wouldn't fk any 2hu at all.

[Anonymous No.]

69% with my favorite 2hu, I'm satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061443
Love test, not sexual partners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061444
78% with mine. I was disappointed until I saw this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061430
My waifu got the highest percentage of all.
Even random chance can't deny our love.

[Anonymous No.]

88% with you're mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061434
Well of course no one is going to like shitty name bastardizations.

This looks accurate, by volume not by probability

[Anonymous No.]

Quality test.

[Anonymous No.]

At least he got that one right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061460
>you're mom bullshit
be underage somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

stop pretending you like it, fagits

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061465
sounds about right

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061466
make me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061477
make this *touches dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061476
It's because you didn't type in the full name like it asks you to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061500
There are only three people on /jp/: Me, you, and Tokiko. And since I'm not into dicks, that test is clearly faulty.

[Anonymous No.]

Sanae Kochiya + Cocks = 77%

Hmmmmmm...

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Otaku Culture shitposting

87 %

[Anonymous No.]

>96% with waifu

I love you too, Okuu.

[Anonymous No.]

can love blossom even in the ghetto

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061569
It's a well-known fact that Remilia is Gensokyo's resident hip hop enthusiast and beatmaster.

[Anonymous No.]

86% with Mokou-tan.

[Anonymous No.]

Nippon x Deutschland alliance still strong in Gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

Zero percent with Ichirin.

I... I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061742
What would an Aryan and Yamato offspring look like?

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>>9061764
I don't know, but interestengly, Hitler got only less than 40% with Rumia, Suwako, Flandre, Remilia and Alice.
He also got 91% with Reimu.

Does this means that Hitler was secretly a weeaboo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061785
He's just not into Mediterraneans and Jomon, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061785
>Does this means that Hitler was secretly a weeaboo?

It's like you know nothing about Hitler..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061792
Nobody understands Hilter more than /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

95% with koakuma.

I guess that explains the low score with Patchouli.

[Anonymous No.]

I got <50% with almost every Touhou I could think of.
Although I got 66% with both Flan and Remi, and 98% with...Tewi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061792

Just because he admired the noble qualities of the Yamato people doesn't mean he was a weeaboo with yellow fever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061818
He wanted a superior religion like Shintoism and admired their honour system alo liked the pay your respects to your ancestors part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061825
I thought Hitler likes Germanic paganism more

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061785
Even if they are blondes, at least 3 are French. Hitler hated Frenchs

Let's see
Full name ♥ Cirno 65%
Name only ♥ Cirno 77%
also...
Full Name ♥ Yukari Yakumo 65%
Full Name ♥ Mima 11% Why.jpg
Name only ♥ Mima 45%
Full Name ♥ Suwako Moriya 64%
Full Name ♥ Utsuho Reiuji 91%

The Utsuho % it's really unexpected... I mean, I only like her in the most sexually way possible... And I'm dissapoint with the Mima %s...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061860
>Hitler hated Frenchs

Not really first thing he did in Paris was heil Napeoleon Bonaparte's grave

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061860
>Hitler hated Frenchs

Not really first thing he did in Paris was heil Napoeleon Bonaparte's grave

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061819
Tewi wants to bounce up and down on your cawk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061877
Bonaparte was ethnically Italian though, don't know if that changes anything.
Probaly not.

[Anonymous No.]

>Reisen Udongein Inaba
>11%
Ffffffffuuuuuuuuu-- she kills me to death in stage 5, and now she won't return my love ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061860
>I mean, I only like her in the most sexually way possible

This means she wants you to like her in other ways anon. Do the right thing and answer her feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061877
A majority of /jp/ hates Japan, but they love some part of their culture also they admire some artists and doujin circles.
Is /jp/ like Hitler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061893
I will try, thanks for the tip.
She's like my 3rd character in Hisoutensoku, maybe I should train more with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061892
Whattaya know, I got a 72 % with her

>>9061896
/jp/ is just stupid as hell, that's what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061904
>72%
YOU BASTARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061896
/jp/ has alot in common with him.

[Anonymous No.]

If we got rid of all the kikes and niggers posting here I'm pretty sure it would be 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061896

The essence of being an otaku is to hate yourself and derive a stilted pleasure at seeing oneself in such a pathetic state. So no, it's only logical to do that, since they project onto Japan a mirror of their own souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061911
Wow, that's really deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061909
Well

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061907

Anytime anon. Just always remember, Okuu loves you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061905
Comeon man, I barely have any luck with the other 2hus

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061878
I'm okay with that I guess.

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[Anonymous No.]

MAYBE IT'S MEANT TO BE

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062152
So how many synonyms for "big" did you use until that worked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062114

[Anonymous No.]

me + kaguya = 69%

me + sanae = 16%

me + reimu = 65%

me + okuu = 16%

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061242
the murder fetish and us just weren't meant to be

[Anonymous No.]

I went through every main Touhou character from EoSD up till TD and I never got too high of a score with my name: 45% with Youmu and 37% with Tewi where the highest, and everyone else was lower. Then I put in Snoop and Remilia and it gives me a 91% first try. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062176

Equality

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062202
You are cheating with those extra spaces

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[Anonymous No.]

Oh, I remember these.

71%? I can work with that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062328
use the full names you nigger lover

[Anonymous No.]

welp

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>9062321
This is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062361
Why are you cheating on Misaka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062361
No, THIS is pure bullshit.

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>9062404
I-I'm not, I was just curious.
>>9062406
Yuri isn't pure love after all. Can't be helped.

[くろい !SWAG2u.L.2 No.]

97% with Reisen, it was meant to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062420
Of course, in most circumstances yuri is horrible, twincest however is perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062622
Two girls cannot have sex, therefore it cannot be incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061272
Why the fuck would you put your real name, retard?

Put something else. I used "i'm a gigantic fucking faggot".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062430
what name did you use, i want to pretend reisen loves me

[naitoknaito No.]

This game is stupid, got a 87% with Kanako though.

[Anonymous No.]

How does it feel to be crushed by a giant foot?

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062700
but hey, 2hus are pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062700
nerd got owned

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061272

I think it's calculated by letter combo. Just use a fake first and last name that start with the same letter as your real one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062700
I fucked your Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

96% with letty, 95% with sanae, 95% with okuu, those are the top 3

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck this gay earth fuck it to damnation ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062748
I got 96% with Yuugi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062761
I redid it with both full names for me and her and I got a 65%. So I feel a little better now :,)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062748
damn it noooo ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062785
w-well at least i have a c-chance with Kanako ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062785
W-well at least I have a c-chance with Kanako ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062807
Why do I even exist...

No point to even open a portal any more now.

[Anonymous No.]

Top three
First
Lunasa 95%

more ties for second
Remilia 92%
Flandre 92%

loadesaties for third
Kaguya 86%
Kanako 86%
Kogasa 86%
Sakuya 86%
Mamizou 86%

Ties for hate
Reisen 1%
Merlin 1%
Miko 1%

Seriously, that's a lot of ties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062822
You know it says to put first and last names on the site itself yes?

[Anonymous No.]

Meido, you missed this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062892
Wow, Sakuya, Kaguya, and Kanako after your cock? You must the king of /jp/ or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062682
You'd probably die before you could feel any pain, also maybe it'd feel just a bit demeaning to be killed like an bug.
Later

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062901
I had a couple for 85% too...must be a lucky name.

[Anonymous No.]

>me + minoriko = 99%

[Anonymous No.]

I decided to just do the places I'd like to live.

Scarlet Devil Mansion :
-Sakuya Izayoi - 63 %
-Patchouli Knowledge - 53%
-Hong Meiling - 85 %
-Remilia/Flandre Scarlet - 78%
-Koakuma - 62%

Moriya Shrine:
-Sanae Kochiya - 76%
-Kanako Yasaka - 63%
-Suwako Moriya - 94 %

Eientei:
-Tewi Inaba - 44%
-Reisen Udongein Inaba - 13%
-Kaguya Houraisan - 63%
-Eirin Yagokoro - 51%

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062894
I did. they all only go up to 65%

I call bullshit. I refuse to believe it ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062960
Description for those around the 60-65% mark:

>Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between X and Y has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

There is always a chance anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Clear proof

[Anonymous No.]

That's alot of percents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9063006

[Anonymous No.]

So wait a minute.
I spelled my name out in full and got a 51% match with Reimu
Put when I used the short version of my first name instead- It jumped to 85%
WTF?

[Anonymous No.]

Alice Margatroid <3 Kirisame Marisa

69 %
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Alice Margatroid and Kirisame Marisa has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

Sounds sweet, but the number is kinda lewd..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9063031
Oh, but I got a 91% match with Yukari

[Anonymous No.]

>>9063044

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061477
there definately gonna keep at this if only cuz you responded

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062913
It depends on the size difference probably. If it's the scale between a human and an ant then you probably won't even get hurt. Ever tried stepping on an ant?

It probably depends on if the giant is wearing shoes though since there are more spaces on the bottom of shoes than feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9063031
Don't shorten your name and just put in your first and last names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9063064
I would love it if she somehow had the dexterity to lightly press her foot on my entire body that way i can quickly strip naked and dry hump it until I cum all over her soles then she can crush me afterwords

[Anonymous No.]

>/fit/ - Health & Fitness loves /jp/ - Otaku Culture
>93 %
Th-thanks, /fit/...

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu: 72%
Remilia: 93%
Flandre: 93%
Sakuya: 77%
Meiling: 99%

[Anonymous No.]

So who won?

[Anonymous No.]

Eighty six, with her!(full names on both accounts.) Im plenty happy with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9063215
Good for you, have a Letty.