/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Magic is not a thing, and you will never be able to cast a fireball.

[Dissability-san No.]

It is real.
You can sell your soul to satin for it.

I advise you not to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060960
>sell your soul to satin
How does one sell their soul to fabric?

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

i can just about do firewave in rs

[Anonymous No.]

But I can cast a fireball with an old rag, some kerosene, a bottle of alcohol, and a lighter.

Remember when wizards needed components for their spells?

[Anonymous No.]

this chinese guy is real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1RGVaBQYc
no fireballin though

[Anonymous No.]

I am a 44 year old citrusmancer. What they don't tell you is the school of magic you gain control over at age 30 is entirely random. I've spent the last 15 years of my life refining my mastery over oranges.

[Anonymous No.]

suk mi magik *whispers ou tcock

[Anonymous No.]

youtube.com/watch?v=DYTJndCpdFo

Ya, fuck you OP, this is the only genuine video of pyro-kinesis on Earth, and it's real, people can actually do this shit.

They can't throw fireballs though

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060976

>I've spent the last 15 years of my life refining my mastery over oranges
>gain control over at age 30
>I am a 44 year old citrusmancer.

WOW oranges let you time travel?

[Dissability-san No.]

>>9060964
Haha woops, seems I've don it again.

*Satan

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060996

With love, anything is possible.

Also, I was rounding up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060996
I think he was rounding up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060976
I'm 29. Is there a way to increase your chances to get a cool school if magic. Or its entirely random? I'm kinda worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061024
Don't worry, as long as your ability it vague enough, you can do anything with it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become a master of jizz magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be able to cast a fireball.
I wonder about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061024
good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck fireballs. Invisibility, flight, and immortality are what I want.

[Dissability-san No.]

>>9061077
You know, Me and my friends were all joking around years ago about how he'll live in his parent's basement at age 30 with no woman and he said "Fuck Women! I'm Master at masturbation ninjutsu!"
From there it just got a lot funnier.
I always wanted to draw a manga like story about a clan of ninja that use masturbation ninjutsu and thought up quite a bit too.
The only thing that's holding me back is the fact that the only people that will read it as gay porn, but it was meant to be a comedy....
I can draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061103
>immortality
That's not likely. If magic actually did exist and you were a magician, you would get owned by some more powerful magician who wants to absorb your life essence to use for blood magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061115
>I always wanted to draw a manga like story about a clan of ninja that use masturbation ninjutsu and thought up quite a bit too.

There's already an H anime about that.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess we should all kill ourselves then.

[Anonymous No.]

Feminist lies.
Get out and take your mana-stealing banshees with you.
I've already started to prepare arcane texts for my trip into alchemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060952

All those years I spent practising on the toilet were in vain.

[Anonymous No.]

how many of you have
ever tried to make a psi
ball and fire it like goku

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061219
So you plan to make a killing off us with your snake oil "mana potions"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061627
sure buy them here
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/a273/
don't worry about the b12
it just makes you a more
powerful wizard

[Anonymous No.]

but you can always swing a bloody axe

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061627
They're not designed to be medicinal potions, I'm talking more like turning lead into gold. Shit like that.
I could design a thousand poisons if I wanted. Any chemist could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061639
>I'm talking more like turning lead into gold. Shit like that.
Not possible, nerd.

You know what alchemy became? You know what we call alchemy that actually works? Chemistry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061648
No shit
That's what magic is for. I use magic potions to turn lead into gold, not chemistry.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey nerd, still playing yer Mazes and Monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061651
No such shit as magic, faggot. If you had some amazing ability that wasn't already part of (or contradicted) established science, you'd go over to that James Randi faggot and win a million bux.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061639
Ah, that's a noble cause. Best of luck to you.

>>9061658
See >>9060978

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061658
Sure, keep believing feminist lies. Just because you're pissed that a woman suckered you into giving up your mana doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Fox and the grapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060952
Thank god. I once dreamt I stopped a burglar by hitting him with a kamehameha. I woke up exhausted and had to sleep for five more hours. Magic is exhausting!

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, sometimes I get shocks from touching metal. I even gave an electric shock to someone who touched my shoulder once. Do you think I'm becoming Misaka Mikoto?

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs magic when you are no longer a pineapple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060978
Can't people at least do creative tricks? It's always hurr look at this coin on a table BUT LOOK IT'S IN A BOTTLE THEREFORE NO NEED TO SHOW YOU THE UNDERSIDE OF THE TABLE IN-SHOT.

Even the people who "debunk" these videos do a better job, like that Captain Disillusion guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060971

is this real?

[Anonymous No.]

Magic is simply the way the universe works. DnD and magic tricks have clouded your vision of what magic is actually supposed to be. Physics, astronomy, geographical sciences, biology, philosophy, theology, gemetria, and other such things are the original definitions of magic.