/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/

You are now accompanies by two loli fairies wherever you go. They are lesbians, and they hate men. You can't kill them, for they are made of magic, but they are always within a 5 foot radius.

What kinds of things do you do? Troll them with your penis? Fap to them? Fart in their general direction?

Nobody can see them apart from you.

[Anonymous No.]

I befriend them, you fucking monster. Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060569

They hate men. They'll never be your friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060570

If they are never going to be my friend, then why the fuck are they following me around?

If they NEVER leave my side either I'm going to have to fap in front of them, fart in front of them, etc. They can fuck off if they don't like it. I'm not forcing them to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060570
That doesn't make sense, if they hate me why are they following me.
I'm a little girl on the inside anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060569

Why report this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>You can't kill them, for they are made of magic
So what, this is some sort of immortal rape thread?

Also don't use bottle fairy for your shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060577

They're following you because of a magic spell. They're bound to you spiritually and magically.

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

ignore them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060583

Well then yes, I'm going to fap in front of them, and do every other human function in front of them, because I have to. I'd be nice to them though.

Maybe they would end up liking me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060580
Bottle Fairy is the shit, nigg.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of powers do they have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060593

You don't have to. 5 feet is a big radius if you're in a toilet cubicle or something. They could wait outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>You are now accompanies
stopped there.

[Anonymous No.]

maybe i would be less lonely, I don't really care if they insult me, as long as they follow me everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060606

Flying mainly. Their wings sound like Cicadas in summer.

[Dissability-san No.]

>for they are made of magic

Get a priest to handle this shit, to send them back to shit thread hell
Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

OP here, their voices are also deep.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably use them to rake in winnings at poker or something. If they are invisible to everyone else, I'm sure we would be able to come to some kind of arrangement that benefits both parties.

[Anonymous No.]

OP here again, also they have huge dicks and enjoy cumming over you.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I take their clothes off?
Can I touch them?
Is it possible to seduce them to have hate-sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060639
Is it gay if a girl cums on a man with her dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060675
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060675
If it has a dick, it stops being a girl, tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060675
A girl doesn't have a dick. Trans scum.

[Anonymous No.]

how do they react to traps?

i mean, they would start the relationship thinking i'm adorable and loving me, and i'd love them back, but then as the week went on it would turn into a horror story.

"oneechan why do you take these pills?"
"oneechan, why do you shave so much?"
"oneechan why do you care so much about your appearance?"
"oneechan, why do you sound different when you're home and when you're outside?"

Then friday would roll around and they'd see godawful huge meganeedles to inject estrogen, and they'd just start convulsing on the ground and throwing up pixie dust.

actually, that's really sad to think about... i just think it would have been nice to have two friends that were always with me, you know? would being this way destroy our friendship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060708
transgender are not traps but abominations

[Anonymous No.]

I would team up with then and then we should rule the new complete man-free world.

Then I would buy a huge dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060708
they would just be scared because trannies are usually disgusting and horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060708
Just have them use fairy magic to turn you into a loli

[Anonymous No.]

OP here, who turned my fairies into trannies without my permission?

Fucking /jp/ has gone to shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Will the fairies pull pranks on me?

[dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

oh im sure we would be friends probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060036

From this to this;

>>9060712
>>9060716
>>9060750

>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060773
if by friends you mean stick them in your used vagina and then lick them i believe you

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060773

They're not your friends, not ever. They hate males.

[Anonymous No.]

Ask them why they hate men so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060787
Must be because semen gets them horrendously drunk, like that one game I played where a fairy flies into your underwear and makes you jizz in you're pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060803

How do they do that?

[dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9060777
>>9060785
we would be normal friends it would be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060821

No it wouldn't, you're RUINING THE THREAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060814
>The faerie reaches your swollen member and climbs on to your hardness, wrapping her legs tightly around it as she secures a perch against you. You can feel her wet gash rubbing against your sensitive skin, teasing you with a tiny cunt you'll never be able to penetrate. Your internal muscles clench unconsciously, squeezing out a dollop of pre that rolls down into the faerie's hair, soaking her head and face. You can't see her reaction, but you can feel it oozing between her body and you, lubricating her as she humps and rubs against you. Tiny muffled moans escape your armor-plating, indicating that some part of her is enjoying the task.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060821
Fuck off, you already have 100000 friends why do you want to steal our fairies? Step out nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060774
We like dick and traps, but not disgusting creatures like trannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060828

>Tiny muffled moans escape your armor-plating
>escape your armor-plating
>your armor-plating
>armor-plating

Fuck you, that was getting hot until I suddenly became the Iron Man

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060833
I have no idea how the hell she got through the armour. I suspend my disbelief normally for these games, though.

[dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9060824
NO IM NOT

>>9060829
i dont really have many friends..

[Anonymous No.]

Position one behind someone's back so I can guess the number of fingers they're holding up perfectly. And if she doesn't cooperate I'll fart in her general direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>teasing you with a tiny cunt you'll never be able to penetrate

Where there's a will there's a way my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060697
>>9060705
>>9060712
>>9060716
Buttmad samefag, confused as hell. 2 years max before he starts sucking a girl's cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060845
Yes you do, go back to steam and circlejerk with your shitty "friends", we want to discuss fairies here.

[Anonymous No.]

PS if you piss the fairies off they start pushing your figures off your shelves and pulling cables out of the back of your computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060865
How about you look at the time between the last two posts? Trannies were never accepted in /jp/, you should probably check out /soc/ though.

[Anonymous No.]

if they cant be my friends i am okay with them raping me. they hated me after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060865
I happen to be one of those gentlemen.
Trannies are not girls nor traps. They are just fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060865
>girl
>cock

yeah no, f*gg*t

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060869
1 minute, more than enough. You know the delay is 30 seconds, don't you? stop samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060866
please stop bullying Fukune, you're the ones derailing this shitty thread, not her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060867
Why're they so mean? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060883
wow i must not be samefag, look at my timestamps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060884
I'm samefag too

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060883
duck off tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060883
I know you are attempting to make me mad but okay look:
>712
He saged so the delay is one minute
>716

[Anonymous No.]

I would sure love to suck some girl cock right about now.

Hey, what do you guys think about this?

65913F1

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060887
full force summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060895
Fuck off with your spoilers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060883
How does it feel to even be hated by pathetic losers like /jp/? Scum like you isn't welcome here.

[dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9060866
;~; bully...

>>9060879
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060895
fuck me with your spoilers

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060904
but /jp/ hates mostly everything.

[Dissability-san No.]

>>9060604
Idk
If I was the only one who could see them I might think I was insane and if not insane than other thinks I was too.

Fairies are only fun if others can see them too.
And if they're lesbians they'll probably end up feminists and grow fat, like most lesbians.
Dare someone to post fat fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

Even males are more attractive than fucking trannies.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, it's not the girls fault she was born with both a penis and vagina. I'm sure she feels very self-conscious about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE TRANSGENDERS
/thread

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060904
Doesn't feel at all, buttmad samefag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060915
Your body yearns for those temptresses, but does your heat? My penis is fully erect from this coversation, I'm caressing it just like I would to what would be left of your penis if you were here with me. I can just imagine it, blowing my load on your face. Your stubs (I'd make you an amputee and tun the hole in the stubs into mini anuses, like any good owner would) clawing at my crotch begging for more of my hot mayo. You're searching for something aren't you anon? The reason you're so angry and have one night stands with the wrong people. Once you come with me you'll become a part of me, no wait, an extension of me. I'd do whatever I want and you'd just roll your eyes back into your skull, arch your back and beg for more. Trust me anon you'll love it, they all do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060908

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060919

Even after watching this?

>>9060893

Why you lying so much? samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060915
>>9060920
Samefagging won't help you.
Get our transgender garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060904
>>9060904

Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060919
BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060708
this horrendous tranny derailed my thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060928
trannies shouldn't have human rights

[Anonymous No.]

Great, another transgender vs /jp/ thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060922
>>9060922

>Your stubs (I'd make you an amputee and tun the hole in the stubs into mini anuses

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060930
Trannies are a step higher than niggers though and those have human rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060928
>>9060930
shhh. don't cry...

[Anonymous No.]

This is a really horrible thread even for /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't tell which posts are just being "ironic" and which ones are genuine shitposts.

Why do you do this /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060935
It's just the same buttmad tranny getting worked up than not even /jp/ likes him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060935

More like everyone vs. that one samefag who hates trans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060946
It hat potential until the transdangerous posted.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>le feel when /jp/ is full of CIS scum
Fucking summerfag cissies get the fuck out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060953
My brain doesn't comprehend what CIS mean.

Please try to explain to anonymous peasant please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060961
It probably means /soc/ tranny scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060961
It's transgenders with no real mental illness that want to look like a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060953
A namefag that greentexts using "le" and some bullshit acronym noone has ever heard before.
You are the summers, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060961

Cumming In Secret

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060961
I can't fathom why transgender subhumans think that we would ever accept them. They are better off dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060970
/a/ subhuman pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060961
>>9060966
>>9060968
Cis is what trannies call decent, respectable, self-assured folks who don't hate themselves, feel the need to mutilate themselves, and then demand attention and special priviledges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060981
>what trannies call

Who fucking cares what abominations have to say?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread made me happy, I'm glad to see the hate transgender scum get in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060986
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cisgender
it's a real term, it's just being embraced by sub-humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060987
How new can you be? Nobody wants retards who mutilate their beautiful male body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060998
i want to suck their cocks...

[Anonymous No.]

So, about fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060998
I'd just fuck them, how would they stop me?

[Anonymous No.]

you would all fuck a decent looking trannny

just saying

[Anonymous No.]

I love traps and transgender people, I'd like to give any of them browsing this thread a hug too!

Sorry about the shit-heads here, don't mind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061001
Try again sperglord, I wouldn't ``fuck'' anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061001
We have standards. I would suck a cute /jp/sies cock everyday, but transgender are just disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060998
Yeah OP never explained how big they are. Are they like human sized kind of faries or are they smaller than normal faeries because they are loli faeries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061012

3 inches tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061008
leave them be, they're subhuman faggots that deserve death
let's go back to steam we sure owned these nerds bro lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061019
I can't fuck that, can't it at least be this size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061019

oh, and 10 inches cock too

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061020
You seem to be under the misconception that normal functioning /jp/sies would need off-board circlerjerk like you subhuman tranny garbage who need attention 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061026
I fucking hate that sort of thing. All I can think of is their organs being squished up into nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061043
>implying im a tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061055
They're magical, they don't have pd organs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061055
And that doesn't turn you on?

[Anonymous No.]

A trap has a flat chest, that's acceptable. It's a "trap" you get trapped because you think it's a woman with a flat chest - but it's a guy.

That's why it's hot, the tables are turned on your masculinity, one minute you're imagining what you would do to this "girl", the next minute you have a dick in your ass.

Tits are where things go wrong, when a trap wants tits it indicates he/she is unsatisfied with his gender and carries emotional baggage; guys don't want to deal with emotional baggage - much less from a whiny boygirl. Not to mention it looks gross. A trap always has a slightly boyish look, when you add a pair of tits to that, it just looks all wrong.

At this point, the trap is now a shemale and indicates some kind of sexual deviation as opposed to being an innocent boy in girls clothing, this is where they start dressing up as a woman for a fetish, with shitty over the top makeup and tacky red high heels.

Their confidence at this point is now greater than the interested party, not in a dominant way; but in an independant way that indicates more emotional baggage and also means that said interested party will have to work to get some kind of sexual gratification out of the shemale/tranny.

That's why they're gross. Being a tranny isn't attractive in any way to a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like that attempted derail fizzled out pretty fast.

[Anonymous No.]

So, if I got this right :
> They are lesbians, and they hate men
> They're following you because of a magic spell. They're bound to you spiritually and magically.
> They are always within a 5 foot radius.
> Nobody can see them apart from you.
I wonder if I'll actually start to think of them as my own daughters?
Why would you want me to abuse them? It's not like they are around me because they like me or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061074
The tranny fled to his steam friends. Now we can continue the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061072
You have autism.
Just enjoy cocks and boobs and whatever, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061078

Also, their wings sound like Cicadas and they have deep black man voices.

One anon suggests they have penises and enjoy cumming on you, but as OP I can confirm this is not Canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061093
But I am OP. It is indeed Canon that they have huge futanari cocks and enjoy masturbating in your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061093
>they have deep black man voices.
It was perfect until this happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061100

Okay, I'll reason with you a bit.

They have chinese little girl voices and speak chingrish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060566
Can they touch things? Do they grope nearby women? How lewd are they? Them both being lesbians chained within 10 feet of one another seems to imply something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061083
actually, i only posted >9060708 , it's kind of touching to see how the entire thread fell onto its knees by that single post.

regardless of your tsundere nature, i'll still love you forever /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060961
Confederacy of Independent Systems

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061104

They're lesbians, they fuck each other all your time, getting their fairy juices all over your headphones and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061105
Sorry but the derail started here
>>9060639

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061119
Do they beat the shit out of all the bugs in my room too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061093
>One anon suggests they have penises and enjoy cumming on you
おぉぉぉ。。 I can't kill them but I can still torture them, right? Still sounds fun, even that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061123
Enough transgender bashing now. They may be ugly monstrosities, but they are humans, too.

[Anonymous No.]

They're scared of bugs but they will fight them if they feel their life is in danger.

I recommend putting them up against a praying mantis or something.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd ask my psychologist to refer me to a psychiatrist so I can get medication for my schizophrenia.

[Anonymous No.]

i'd get autism bux

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck would you defile the Bottle Fairies with your thread when you're clearly describing Bondage Fairies?

Jackass

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061176

Those fairies are sluts. Why are you trying to defile my loli fairies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061119
Fairy juices all over my beats?

Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061178

>Beats headphones

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061186
Are you saying you don't have beats? What are you a poorfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061186
Fucking poorfag? Don't you care about the sound quality of your music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061211

I spend my money on anime shit more than headphones but if I had beats money to spend on headphones I wouldn't buy beats, they're just generic 'heavy bass' headphones. Get something that doesn't color your music with extra bass or EQ boosts.

[Anonymous No.]

> That feel when your family is reasonably rich and you live in a nice 16th floor apartment in Minneapolis living off of interest, then suddenly BIG BEN kicks down your door and "OI GAVNAH LUNG TYM NAW SEE ENNIT BRAV OW YA BIN DEWIN HAHA CAN U LOOK AFTA ME LIKKUL SQURTS WHILE ME AN DA MISSUS SEE A MAN ABOUT A DOG!? UR AN AMERIKAN NOW AN ITS DA SKEWL 'OLIDAYS IN BRITUN SO WE CANT TEK'EM WIV US GUD THANKS OWKAY SEE U IN A MONTH MUM AN DAD SEZ HI TOODLE-OO!" and you're stuck with babysitting your elder brothers 2 12 year old twins.
> That feel when the first thing one says is "DADDY I DON'T WANT TO STOP HERE! CAN'T NANNY LOOK AFTER US!?"
> That feel when you realize you haven't been home to England for 6 years and they barely remember you
> That feel when your glorious hikki life is ruined as you have to entertain these two stupid brats for a month
> That feel when they both know what anime is and both enjoy everything in your collection
> That feel when all this missed time watching anime with my nieces and all I had to do was take them for a walk in the park, feed them and water them every day

It was like owning 2 dogs that could talk and didn't gnaw their crotches on my sofa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061227
You aren't a real /jp/ gangsta unless you listen to your 2pac with beats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061229
すごい物語、兄貴 but who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061229
>didn't gnaw their crotches on my sofa.
What are they, frigid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061229
Why didn't you bang them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061227
Even Tomoko has beats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061281
because they are 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061261
Sorry about the sugoi monogatari greentext but I didn't really have a better way of compressing my thread-related story into a post. They both showed no interest in men and they both followed me everywhere I went, all I did was let them watch anime with me and took them to the park every day and drove them around with the top down in my old 1997 BMW 3 series (Fuck the new shapes, I hardly ever go out anyway so there was little point in me buying a brand new car, thats just a waste).

All in all it wasn't as bad as I thought and my brother came back from Dubai with some pretty nice swag for looking after the twins, funny enough by the end of the month they were saying to my brother and his horrible, horrible wife "CAN WE COME TO UNCLE ANONS AGAIN NEXT YEAR DADDY!? PLEASE MUMMY WE HAD SO MUCH FUN! UNCLE ANON ARE YOU COMING TO NANNY AND GRANDFATHERS HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR!? OH PLEASE COME NANNY AND GRANDDAD MISS YOU SO MUCH!"

My brother asked me if they could stay again and I shrugged at him and said "Give me some notice next time and I'll think about it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061284
Tomoko is a repressed normal who is used to make fun of people like us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061293
3D little girls are the closest things to 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061317
>3D ______ closest thing to 2D.
No. Just, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061317
I agree, being a pedophile is fine, I don't mind people fapping to children but I kind of dislike the ones who rape but I also understand their needs.

[Anonymous No.]

Im a girl so maybe they will ask me for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061372

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061309
Did they have DFC's? What did you watch with them? It's refreshing to have a sub-topic like yours that isn't crushingly depressing and involves piss bottles

[Anonymous No.]

> feed them and water them every day
> water them every day
So... they're carnivorous plants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061427
They had to take showers, that's kind of like watering them... but you know what I meant, just buying fruit juice for them and making cocoa so they would get to sleep at a reasonable time, post 10pm is anon-time... They also had an annoying habit of coming into my room and waking me up at 9am even though I usually go to sleep around 5am.

No, they didn't have DFC, and everything from Bounen no Xam'd and To Aru to Chaos;Head and Black Lagoon, we watched around 6 hours a day which is apparently a special treat for them seeing as their mother doesn't allow them to watch more than half an hour... My sister-in-law is a spiteful bitch so I said fuck it to her rules, she should have been looking after her own kids anyway.

Still if that's what being a dad is then it's pretty fucking easy, all they did was take a month off in Dubai anyway and they didn't want to bring the girls because green/blue eyed blond haired English girls are apparently the "hot snatch" in arab counties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061475
>Black Lagoon

I hope it was the dub version so they can go home saying fuck every sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061475

When you go back to England take them to the London MCM expo, they will love the shit out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061520
What is this "Dubbed" you speak of? Seriously, no I didn't let them watch anything dubbed for that reason and the fact that reading subs speeds up your reading.

>>9061536
I seriously have not been anywhere near England in 6 years, to be honest I'm in two minds about renouncing my citizenship and claiming a full American passport but the process would take so long that I was as well stay here on my current visa, apparently MCM starts tomorrow and they have school right now so it's impossible, maybe I'll spring them next year OR I could borrow them and take them to an American or Japanese one, if I dressed them up as Chi and Freya out of Chobits or any other kind of twins it's bound to cause a fuss. They're almost identical except one is taller than the other and one has green eyes, the other has blue (and it makes their mother mad as hell as blue and green eyes run in our family whereas she has commoner brown eyes and mouse hair in both of her lineages)

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck. At this point they may as well rename /jp/ into /tra/ for /tra/ps and /tra/ns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061837

I don't blame you, the UK sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9060708

No true trap is different outside than home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061920

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062025
3D women's fault, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061963
Yep, not only does the society suck shit, but GB is all Taxation on tax on tax on tax, it's fucking ridiculous, here in America the tax system is much farer and everything is much cheaper, it makes a lot more sense to stop here and just drift through life like a turd through a sewer... for the last 5 years I've spent less than $6000 on living expenses, my brothers wife has spent more than that in a week sometimes buying stupid shit like designer clothes and jewelery (I really do fucking hate her and she knows it, I've said to her face that I was the one who pushed my big brother to get a prenuptial agreement and make her sign it because I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her and I don't let my brother transfer ANYTHING into her accounts, all purchases she makes are on his card so if she ever decided to leave she wouldn't be able to take a thing, credit statements dont lie and I'm not about to let her pull a Heather Mills on my family)

America also has decent real estate, cheap food, fast internet and tons of shit to do to break the monotony when the situation calls for it... It's a lazy bastards wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062070

PS guy on the right is Artifact from Sankakucomplex

[Anonymous No.]

>>9061026
>that ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062076
>>9062076
I always knew he was a huge pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062070
for real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062025
Old /jp/ and new /jp/ should fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062232
Whoa, whoa, whoa, not just yet. We can only resolve the long held sexual tension during the series finale of 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>9062025
Those feet on the right look really nice. I wish I could sniff and lick his asshole clean after he takes a dump