/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

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give me the best you got.

Original text:

"Naturally, I knows the hacker"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Such as yourself. It belongs to me."

[Anonymous No.]

Which Twilight character are you, OP?

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"When I was a child, the judge ruled."

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"suck my cock dude"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is my cock."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9050242
okay, that was "random order"

now without random order

Original text:

"suck my cock dude"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Good friends, good blowjob"

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"OP is a fag"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Portrait"

[Anonymous No.]

Let me try this : "Who is ZUN?"

[ Who is the master? ]

..... so his plans already got that far..

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"Sorry, I'm relatively new here, so I had no idea this was a anime board for homosexuals (no offence)."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"2 (attack), which has hot girls «, malheureusement, and know more."

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"I am the bone of my sword."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"(I) results"

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"Asuka is a gigantic failure, she is in fact such a failure that when a Zoo in Japan named a lion after her it got bullied by the other lions. That's how big of a fuck up Asuka is."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Another threat is actually Asuka Japan when Leo the lion Zoo. This is what I feel in the morning."

This is kinda funny

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"Fuck off with your spoilers."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I want to have sex."

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"madoka a shit"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"But this accident or illness"


very zany, lol'd hard
thx op

[Anonymous No.]

From English: autism
To Arabic: مرض التوحد
Back to English: Autism
To German: Autismus
Back to English: Autism
To Bulgarian: Аутизъм
Back to English: Autism
To Estonian: Autism
Back to English: Autism
To Chinese Simplified: 自闭症
Back to English: Autism
To French: Autisme
Back to English: Autism
To Catalan: L'autisme
Back to English: Autism
To Hebrew: אוטיזם
Back to English: Autism
To Chinese Traditional: 自閉症
Back to English: Autism
To Hungarian: Autizmus
Back to English: Autism
To Danish: Autisme
Back to English: Autism
To Greek: Ο αυτισμός
Back to English: Autism
To Czech: Autismus
Back to English: Autism
To Dutch: Autisme
Back to English: Autism
To Haitian Creole: Autism
Back to English: Autism
To Lithuanian: Autizmas
Back to English: Autism
To Norwegian: Autisme
Back to English: Autism
To Polish: Autyzm dziecięcy
Back to English: Autism
To Latvian: Autism
Back to English: Autism
To Japanese: 自閉症
Back to English: Autism
To Italian: Autismo
Back to English: Autism
To Korean: 자폐증
Back to English: Autism
To Indonesian: Autism
Back to English: Autism
To Romanian: Autism
Back to English: Autism
To Portuguese: Autismo
Back to English: Autism
To Slovak: Autizmus
Back to English: Autism
To Russian: Аутизм
Back to English: Autism
To Slovenian: Avtizem
Back to English: Autism
To Spanish: Autismo
Back to English: Autism
To Swedish: Autism
Back to English: Autism
To Thai: โรคออทิซึม
Back to English: Autism
To Ukranian: Аутизм
Back to English: Autism
To Vietnamese: Tự kỷ
Back to English: Autism
To Turkish: Otizm
Back to English: Autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>9050307
>Autizmus

Next time I need a username, this is going to be it.

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDD"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"XD you can stop smiling, columns, as well as the President. Weloooooooollll ddddxxsssssssssssssssssssssddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd axdxdxdxdxddddxddddddxsssssssssssssssssdddddddddddddddddd aumgosh aksddd planning Dddddd Coutts, dammit."

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"Youmu is the softest."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Software"

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"Otaku culture"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Greek civilization"

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"Melty blood"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Not moulty Monster mountain."

[Anonymous No.]

"The pleasure of being comed inside."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Try again, this time for fun."

That's actually sort of interesting.

>Captcha : Lubricants vessun

[Anonymous No.]

Started with "Alice is the best Touhou."

Ended with "Alice tanks in the world."

Honorable mentions to:
Back to English: Alice is the most Touhou.
To Catalan: Alice és la majoria dels from World of Warcraft.
Back to English: Alice is the most from World of Warcraft.

[Anonymous No.]

" Why is /jp/ so shitty? "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"JP"

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"If only I could be so grossly incandescent."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you see lectromagn copyright Tique, Ernest Adviser."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9053640
I like it, cutting down to the bare basics.

[Anonymous No.]

"Japanese bird cooking spaghetti"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The birds of Japan, Italian cuisine."

[None !desuV9JP12 No.]

"Why is Tenshi eating a corndog so cute?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Angel Food love, why is it in Corndog."

[Anonymous No.]

"You can't let yourself be held back by common sense!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The solution for this position."

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"Hamburger girl"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Woman and Hanbaorou"

[None !!8P+ogvSFhcW No.]

Original text:

"i want to be the little girl"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Daughter and you want to see."

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"お姉ちゃんに任せなさい。"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"So small; German cold"

[Anonymous No.]

"The good, the bad and the ugly."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The good, the bad and the ugly."

you lied to me /jp/. im going to have a huge tantrum now.

[Anonymous No.]

Original text:

"You musn't say such lewd things!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Because porn"