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Sometimes I put a paper towel on my wiener and pretend it's a ghost.

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That sounds scary.

>> No.9049617

One day my wiener became big and started looking at me, so I had to cut it off.

>> No.9049619

Sometimes I like to find a toilet paper tube and put my dick in it. I get a boner almost instantly and it gets stuck.

>> No.9049631

>>9049619
lol, I did that once except my dick actually ripped the cardboard.

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1 time i ate a 5ft string and when i pooped only half came out n i had to get my mom to manually pull the string out of my butt inch by inch and it felt good

>> No.9049659

>>9049619
>I get a boner almost instantly and it gets stuck
Keep dreaming, losero.

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Best thread on /jp/.

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