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What's the best onahole /jp/?

>> No.9047155
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9047155

My butt.

>> No.9047157
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9047157

One of the few things that features superior murrican technology.

>> No.9047163

>>9047155
why does it mention the saturn?

>> No.9047165

>>9047157
I've fapped to this before and I'm going to fap to it again.

>> No.9047176

>>9047165
B-but wouldn't that mean you are fapping to me... That's too lewd!

>> No.9047179

>>9047176
I have a fetish for onaholes and anuses. It can't be helped.

>> No.9047189

why don't I see the appeal of these things?

>> No.9047192

>>9047179
Did you know the male and female version both use the same insert! But the male also has a gapping version.

>> No.9047197

>>9047163
I think it's from that hilarious Princess Crown doujinshi where some guy uses his Action Replay to make Galadriel poop and do lewd stuff.

>> No.9047214

>>9047192
So how does it feel? Can't ever seem to find an onahole with a good looking anus on it, other than that one.

>> No.9047237

I've been considering buying an onahole or something like one for a while now, but there are so many different kinds... do they really feel that different in the end?

There's also the story about how I still live with my mother that you hear a lot. If possible, I'd prefer it to remain unknown to her.

>> No.9047233

>>9047214
Very good entrance, and it's the only one I've seen that you can actually use the outside of it for pleasure. The deep interior could be more texturized, feels more like a smooth canal.
You should buy it then, use code BRAZZERS for 20% off.

>> No.9047254

>>9047237
Most sites use discreet packaging.

>> No.9047306

>>9047254
It's more of an 'I can't sneak it past her' thing. She'll see the package, and be curious. It's a bullshit excuse, I know. I could be a bitch and refuse to open it for her, but that would be rude.

In the end I'll order it and probably just say it's another cable I had to replace. Been doing that pretty often.

>> No.9047334

>>9047306
It doesn't really matter.
The only possible thing that will happen is she wants to fuck.

>> No.9047341

>>9047237
Why not just use her onahole?

>> No.9047374

>>9047334
>>9047341
She's old, obese, and sickly. She's also a religious meanie. I don't really want to have sex with her.

>> No.9047367

whats a good lube?

>> No.9047371

>>9047157-san, could you please provide me with that Mio picture?

Please.

>> No.9047379

>>9047374
Why is it only about what you want? What about what she needs?

>> No.9047382

>>9047371
Probably top result on gel with Mio+Ass.

>> No.9047448

>>9047306

Get a fliphole, she'll never know what it is

>> No.9047462

>>9047448
Tenga 3D are supposed to be displayed like statues.

>> No.9047480

>>9047448
I'm a lazy faggot, can you inform me as to what a "flip hole" is? I've heard the term but that's it. The world of sex toys is broader than I thought.

>> No.9047573

>>9047480
Refers to Tenga's Flip Hole which is designed to open completely to clean and lube. Cut an onahole in half then put a hinge on one end.

>> No.9047587

>>9047237
Order some random stuff from amazon. Usually they tend to send multiple packages if you order a few different things, even more so if you buy from independent sellers (for obvious reasons).

Order whatever lewd things you want so that it'll all arrive around the same general time frame, just say it's a DVD or something.

If you're really paranoid, keep something from your amazon order (a CD/DVD or something) in it's shrink rap and tell her later that it's what just arrived.

>> No.9047604

You people sure have nice parents, who go around opening your mail for you.

>> No.9047612

>>9047604
Oh, my mother doesn't open my mail. She would just bother me about it and ask to see it... and it's a little mean to just tell her "no".

>>9047587
Sounds like a plan.

>>9047573
Thank you, friend!

>> No.9048447

>>9047147

Your sister.

>> No.9048450

The vagina modeled after the Touhou you love!

>> No.9048454
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9048454

Was cheap, and it feels good. Even if it's the worst onahole, it's the only one I've owned and it's way better than a hand.

>> No.9048459

>>9048447
Sometimes I wish I had a little sister that let me use her like an onahole.

>> No.9048462

>>9048459
Or pull up her skirt and let me see her panties while masturbating.

>> No.9048472
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9048472

I've been trying to find one as well, but it seems like everything is too small. They all seem like the exact same thing to me, and the only good looking ones are 1 time uses.

>> No.9048477

>>9048472

I think bumps feel the best.

>> No.9048478

>>9048477
I like ridges.

>> No.9048494

Question to you guys, in your experience, how long does it take for a package through JPSP to arrive?

>> No.9048497

>>9048494
Depends on where you live, but mine took forever. Estimated time of a month, it took 2. Don't worry if it seems late, just forget about it and it'll turn up eventually.

>> No.9048502

>>9048494
Not sure of the exact time, but I remember feeling like mine got lost in the mail. I think it took about two or three weeks.

>> No.9048504

I've tried out a few of the cheaper onaholes like the 17 and secret twin tales, but they aren't really as good as my flip hole. Does anyone know if the other flip holes like the red and silver are worth getting?

>> No.9048514

>>9048497
>>9048502

I can't help but worry, I'm visiting my parents for the next two months, what if it arrives while I'm not here!

I really hope it arrives this week.

Also, I ordered the "Transfer Student" one, what's the common opinion on that one, if any?

>> No.9048915

>>9048472
I had the Tenga Flip Hole white for a while, and it was fantastic. Now I have the Tenga Flip Hole Air, or Lite, or whatever the smaller one is called, and it's too small for me, and I have a pretty average-sized dick. I have to use it without the clip that holds the hinge shut.

It's usable with the clip, but it's a little painful and, most of all, it's fucking LOUD. If I leave the clip off and just fuck it on my bed, it feels awesome and is mostly silent.

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9049494

>>9047157

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