/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Does /jp/ enjoy gardening?

[Anonymous No.]

yes, ive lined the house with fast growing shrubs.

sound barrier and generally for keeping people out.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, I'm growing onions, garlic, tomatoes, kale, strawberries, eggplants, potatoes, and various peppers.

Shit is going to be delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, right now I've various kinds of hot peppers, tomatoes, some cucumbers and squash growing.

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I used to garden with my grandma when I was little and I think I enjoyed playing with worms more than actually gardening. It would be nice to have a little tiny apartment with a few tiny potted plants in it though, I think. But other than that, I don't think I am strong enough to put more work than that into a garden.

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>>9045191

There are 80+ year old women strong enough to have a garden.

Do you have muscular dystrophy or something?

[Anonymous No.]

The most I do is put down stones and soil for my mom's gardens. I hate weeding and sunscreen. Sorry, Yuuka. ;_;

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>>9045224

>sunscreen

Aren't you already pale enough?

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>>9045201

I get sick a lot and I don't really ever go outside, and it's hard to feed myself because I'm always so weak. Basically, like this.

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>>9045260
You sound more like this.

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>>9045400
A skeletal patchouli walks in your room and sexily leans against the doorframe.

`'let`s have booksex'` she says

How do you respond, /jp/?

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>>9045976
Booksex?

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>>9045976

I reply with a "Hell yeah!" and pull a book from my shelf with a premade hole in it and begin to fuck it.

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>>9045976
B-but i only have pdf's

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Yes. All my plants are dead though. Planning to buy somemore next month, hopefully they won't dry out this time. ;_;

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>>9045976
Patchouli doesn't know what sex is though! She'll just find a stork or something!

[Anonymous No.]

Gardening is for girls and fags. So no.

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I like the idea but there's not much level land to plant a garden outside. Bugs are always a problem because it's Florida, and I can't cook, so it's pretty much pointless unless I want to make strawberry jam.

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>>9046757

>/jp/ - Definitely no little girls and fags here

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>>9046774
I'm a straight man who is not arroused by penises, and fairly proud of that. Just imagine if you were a little girl; you'd grow up and go into puberty and all sorts of unfun shit.

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Yes. I'm more successful with flowers than with things that actually bear food though.

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I am sowing some sunflowers right now.
Only 6/60 sprouted though.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

maybe

[Anonymous No.]

I'm growing marijuana inside my closet to help me take it easy. My only experience with gardening.

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Yes, but I don't live in a climate that supports growing anything beyond herbs and root family, which I don't really enjoy.

I always wanted a banzai tree.

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>>9047381
>>9047381

I used to have a small 400w HPS closet grow set-up, it was inside a big ass armoire , had one side with a carbon filter and out-take fan, and the intake was just a hole with a desk fan blowing in it. Used to use soil, but eventually switched to hydroponics.

I stopped using all drugs years ago, but I still love the ideas of indoor grows, care to tell me your set-up?

[Anonymous No.]

Yes it makes me feel like I can control things and I am the source of some happiness Its relaxing