/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm thinking about opening a business.

Please answer /jp/, how much would you pay to suck a dick?

[Anonymous No.]

Now, before you go all "why the HELL would I pay if I can suck one for free?"
Consider the benefits:

100% free of stds
>All the guys would be tested on a daily basis. Everyone on /jp/ has the craving to suck a dick, but stds puts us off.

Clean, private and secure
>No risk of getting murdered in the bathroom of some gas station
>No one would find your identity

You can choose how you want the penis: small and cute, smelly, unwashed, black, cut, phimosis, smegma, young/old etc.

The room would be a like a gloryhole but very comfy and elegant.
There would be a wardrobe full of feminine clothes for you to choose, as well as a shower and open wi-fi.

But i need you girls to tell me how much would you pay for it.

[Anonymous No.]

W-wait, don't you mean to have one sucked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037964
>girls

Excuse me?

[Anonymous No.]

Unless the dick somehow warps through the internet and comes out of the disc drive, I don't see how anyone on /jp/ would be interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037972
Sorry
>little girls

is that more accurate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037964

So a luxury gloryhole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038010
Yes, all the pleasure of sucking a penis without the danger of being raped.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you gonna make people suck your penis, OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038052
No, that's gross.
I would rather suck a dick too.

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno, it sounds too good to be true.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

this thread is lewd!!!!!
stop being lewd... for...ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038067

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9038086

[Anonymous No.]

Renting a private room in a swingers club that came with a gloryhole for about 2 hours costs around 90-180 USD.
Depends a lot on the amount of people coming and going that night and if there is any special events.

These rooms are usually in very good order and the staff makes sure to clean everything up for the next user.
Also they look pretty and are comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038097
Is there any website that lists those places near my area?

[Anonymous No.]

The happiness of the person getting sucked by me :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038109
Not that i know of, but i'm pretty sure something like that exists.
I just found the places near me with google, all clubs worth looking at have their own proper webpages and stuff these days anyways for you to look into.

There you will find everything from rules to prices, dresscodes, events, and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038151
I'm depressed that I will never find something like this in Oklahoma. Most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038166
Not satenanon but Oklahoma is pretty big, im sure there must be at least one place like that for you to visit

[Anonymous No.]

A cute trap dick, 30$

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038151
>mfw such a place does not exist in the country where i live, only dirty gay bars and no comfy pretty luxury glory holes
I will never experience it ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is pretty gay

[Anonymous No.]

Given a luxury gloryhole to do it in OP i would pay a lot.
I have a large amount of truNEET gold and this is something i would like to experience at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037979
Us little girls and the faggots are two (mostly) separate demographics.

Not that I have anything against the dick-suckers like White Ren, but don't confuse us.

[Anonymous No.]

T-take all my neet gold OP! j-just take me to the room with the penises..

[Anonymous No.]

Please answer /jp/, how much would you pay to suck my dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039144
How much would you pay for wtH-chan to suck your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

の

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't, because I am not a homosexual.

[None No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9039295

get out of /jp/ *the /jp/ girl aka little miss 2hu*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039320

Ok, see you tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039320
gay men are subhuman

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039331
>>9039326

oh gawd mah balls *the balls lion*

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be okay to put your ketsumanko up to a gloryhole? i'd much rather try one in the butt first because sucking one is embarassing..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037964
An alternate source of income is people who want to get their dick sucked. People do pay for that.

[Anonymous No.]

You should allow payment in bitcoin.
For anonymity reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037953
>Please answer /jp/, how much would you pay to suck a dick?
I suck dicks for free all the time, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

In the newspaper in my town I found a trap offering full service for only $30, but without a picture I don't know what I'd be getting into.

Also for some reason most guys who hire male escorts want to be fucked, not do the fucking. Guys in my town usually ask for $50. But $110 here gets you 2 Korean uni students for 1/2 an hour. Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the fantasy far overshadows the reality of actually paying money to go into a room and suck a strange mans genitals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039427
The fantasy isn't even real though.

Unless we've actually attracted people who think they'd like to go out and suck penises. Like, these people are all serious and the whole cock sucking spam has made them think they're in good company.

In which case, god help us.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this prostitute I found.

http://www.justforadults.com.au/Escort/Ayumi_2740#

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039439
>The fantasy isn't even real though.
>fantasy isn't real

fantasy [fan-tuh-see, -zee]

the forming of mental images, especially wondrous or strange fancies; imaginative conceptualizing.

Psychology . an imagined or conjured up sequence fulfilling a psychological need; daydream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039443
>Reviews for a prostitute
What the fuck man.
..I guess its great if you have a NTR fetish reading up on what she has done with other men and all that.

>>9039439
I would actually like to try provided it was 100% safe, clean, cute and anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039439
There have always been people on here who wanted to suck cock. There was that one guy a couple of years ago who crossdressed and got paid by an old man for example.

[Anonymous No.]

I would only suck the cock of someone who I already knew for a while, and already genuinely liked in a non-sexual way.

No way I'd ever pay to suck dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039450
Exactly, and I'm arguing that nobody has really thought about it. At least, not seriously. I've thought about stabbing midgets, but I wouldn't say it's one of my fantasies.

The people who do fantasize about cock sucking should go to /soc/ or /adv/. It's just a joke, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039454
That isn't really how it works though, because there generally isn't emotional intimacy involved.

For me it would work because I'd like to feel degraded. I've paid a couple of hundred dollars to have this prostitute piss all over me etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039456
There are undoubtedly people here who want to lick a girl out, have sex, or even have a happy relationship and get married. Fine, I'm not even going to go into autismal anti-subhuman mode. Just keep it to yourself. Nobody cares about your weird 3D-con sexual desires (except for losers like me who hate off-topic bullshite).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039457
>nobody has really thought about it.
>start thread claiming to be opening a business wherein patrons pay money to suck a penis
>go into explicit detail on what type of penises will be available to choose from.
>Insist that it isn't a fantasy

cool mental issues bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039465
>There are undoubtedly people here who want to lick a girl out
That is just disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039465
Yeah and nobody is talking about how they have realistically sucked cock apart from Saten-anon.

It's like saying people can't have incest fantasy because you don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039457
>stabbing midgets
You know, I always forget about midgets. Would it make you feel better if I find the nearest midget and plan out various ways to stab him?

[Anonymous No.]

There is always going to be a few crazy /jp/ers among the rest that are different, some have sucked dicks other want to suck dicks.

All in all its not that strange if you take a look at /d/ which has become cock city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039474
What worries me is that i find the thought of sucking a dick more appealing than doing just that.

Im not sure if this is just my misogyny going into full overdrive mode though

[Anonymous No.]

What if I want to suck a penis while on a bed instead of through a gloryhole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039507
Basically this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039513
Something like that, I wouldn't mind seeing the guy's face if he was dressing kawaii'ly

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039507
satenanons pictures were from small room with a bed next to a wall with a glory hole over it.
looks like it was set up in a way that would let you take it doggy style on a bed, or sit on your knees and suck it without problems

im sure OP could do something similar

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039513

I had to laugh a bit at the artist, it took me a while to even figure out she was sucking a dick, it looked like her chin was actually just the base of a dick, that's some quality right there.

[Anonymous No.]

Test

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039523
I think OP should just copy the layout of those small rooms, they were pretty much perfect.
Maybe a bit bigger to fit in a mirror and a closet for cute girly clothes as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039513
You can even ride them...
OP should consider this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039539
Cover the room in velcro.
Add a velcro suit.
Now you can suck in any postition you want! upside down, on the walls, or just normally. Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit get out of /jp/, all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039549
y

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037964
Will there be a catalog that let's us choose the penis we want?

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is FAR too lewd. And you scold 3d for being impure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039592
Sucking dicks is pure as long as its done by boys only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037953
imagine if recettear had been about a brothel instead of a merchant shop....

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037964
One small and cute, phimosis and premature ejaculation penis please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039606
I dont think you understand what "pure" means, anon. Sucking dicks is lewd and impure no matter what your gender is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039617

Why do they defend penis sucking as pure? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039691
Its just 100% lewd and delicious, not pure at all.
I would love to suck a cock through a glory hole, but i dont want to leave my house so it wont happen.

[Matan No.]

>>9039713
The things I would do to that squid..

[Anonymous No.]

By the time meido wakes up, this thread will be so popular that she will leave it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039713
I could go to your house...

[None No.]

Anyone want some art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039713

How can you say it's delicious when you haven't done it? Your logic is awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039714
Would you suck her tentacles, dude?

[None No.]

No need to thank me guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039691
Because you don't get any physical pleasure from doing it.

Sucking a penis is an act of service and love. It implies submission and femininity. Its showing respect for a symbol of power that rules all over /jp/.


Besides, semen is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039745
Your lips are an erogenous zone, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039745
This probably has a lot to do with it as well.
I already have a crossdressing and feminization fetish so moving on to dicks just seemed natural

[None No.]

Isn't it good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039745

But some people find pleasure from that. Plus if semen is considered delicious, wouldn't that be a form of receiving pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039757
Then does kissing your mom in the cheek counts as impure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039770
Yes, you secretly derive sexual pleasure from it.

Kind of like when you have a dog or a baby on your lap, and it gently rubs your penis.

[None No.]

bump

[None No.]

kill yourselves out of /jp

[None No.]

a

[Anonymous No.]

>delete tokiko thread
>leave this