/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone here ever made this?

I did. It tasted like failure and apathy.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit those burned eggs. What the fuck.

Those poor eggs, man. They had so much potential to be something tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037253
Omelette du fromage.

[Anonymous No.]

never had ramen in my life but come to think my diet is 90% rice.

inb4 some immature person says something about rice being semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037270
>not washing mouth out between eating and kissing

[naitoknaito No.]

>inb4 some immature person says something about rice being semen.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer real food.

[Anonymous No.]

I always wanted to try making something like that or this. I knew I'd hate myself if I ate it though.

[Anonymous No.]

Burnt eggs tend to.

Anyway, here's how you make yer ramen good:

Throw noodles into boiling water, cook them, transfer to a colander, rinse with cold water to stop them from overcooking.

Fry some meat in a bit of oil. Depending on what kind of meat you have, either cut it in pieces beforehand, of fry a bigger piece, let it rest, and cut afterwards.

Remove the meat from the pan, add water and flavoring packets to the meat fat and juices, boil. Season with salt, sugar, and whatever spices you fancy to taste.

Put the noodles in a bowl, put the meat on top, put some cut leek on the meet if you have some on hand. Pour the hot soup over it. Sprinkle chopped green onions on top generously.

Enjoy.

I could live off that shit for months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037282
Did anyone say anything about virtual reality?

[Anonymous No.]

Rice is semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037283
It's actually a great way to waste perfectly good food.

It looks cool, but if you cooked everything separately you'd have much tastier food.

[Anonymous No.]

fat

[naitoknaito No.]

>>9037283
I feel repulsed, do people really eat the dish or it's just a monument to opulence and degeneration of metropolitan lifestyle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037300
Looks more like a monument to the opulence and degeneration of the trailer park lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 amurika bla bla bla

[Anonymous No.]

amurika bla bla bla

[Anonymous No.]

Did you include the fat guy smiling? I don't think I'd be too hungry after seeing that ugly mug in person either

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you, make something classy but decadent like this instead

[Anonymous No.]

if you're going to go to that much work make some fucking proper food:

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/06/how-to-make-japanese-curry-rice-from-scratch-recipe.html

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I've ever "cooked" anything. I just eat simple shit, like raw vegetables, bread, and oatmeal. Cereal sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037331
>decadent
you're just a full-blown retard, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037331
Half-cooked eggs are disgusting, and onions are disgusting too. That is in no way decadent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037680

I-I-It-t c-cannot be!

The elder god of the autism!

[Anonymous No.]

The whole point of ramen is that it's cheap and quick. Fuck you niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9037985
just like ur mom eh