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9036192 No.9036192 [Reply] [Original]

I want to be the hamburger.

I want Saten-san to bite into me, her soft lips pressing against my buns. Bit by bit she will devour me, covering me a mess of warm saliva that would put the wettest kiss to shame. Then she would swallow me, every last drop of me, down her throat.

Then her stomach acids would start pounding on me from all sides. I want to give Saten-san all my nutrients. My vitamins. My minerals. All of it. I want her to have all of it so that her smile stays radiant and happy.

And then I will be in Saten-san's rectum. I will be in Saten-san's rectum! A special place where no man has gone before. I will be there. And then, before my final departure into the toilet, I will catch one small glimpse of her other special place. It will be the last thing I see before I head into the cold, darkness of the sewers. But I will have lived a happy, fulfilled life.

That is all.

>> No.9036198

``Zunbar, one of the best, if not THE best poster on /jp/''
　　　　　　　　　－Zunbar, veteran anime shitposter, 2012

>> No.9036206
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>>9036192
> I will be in Saten-san's rectum! A special place where no man has gone before.
>no man has gone before

>> No.9036214

>>9036206
>>Nyaruko with blue hair
>>Saten with green hair

What's next? H0mu with red hair? Oh wait.

>> No.9036222
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I want to be the ice pop.

I want Saten-san to bite into me, her soft lips pressing against my long shaft of ice. Bit by bit she will devour me, covering me a mess of warm saliva that would put the wettest kiss to shame. Then she would swallow me, every last drop of me, down her throat.

Then her stomach acids would start pounding on me from all sides. I want to give Saten-san all my nutrients. My vitamins. My minerals. All of it. I want her to have all of it so that her smile stays radiant and happy.

And then I will be in Saten-san's rectum. I will be in Saten-san's rectum! A special place where no man has gone before. I will be there. And then, before my final departure into the toilet, I will catch one small glimpse of her other special place. It will be the last thing I see before I head into the cold, darkness of the sewers. But I will have lived a happy, fulfilled life.

That is all.

>> No.9036249

``I only discuss LN based anime like Madoka Magica and Natsuiro Kiseki''
　　　　　　　　　－Zunbar, shitposter, 2012

>> No.9036271
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9036271

Green Saten thread?

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