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9027620 No.9027620[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I've been lurking on here for awhile now and I gotta say /jp/, I've really misunderstood you guys. I originally thought you guys were nothing but hostile autistic NEETs who want to become little girls. I've since realized most of you actually have a more tender and human side.

As a token of my new found respect for you guys, I give you my hand.

>> No.9027628

How many times have you masturbated with that hand?

>> No.9027626
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9027626

Nah man your mom's hand is enough for me

>> No.9027629

Is it washed?

>> No.9027630

I would take your hand if you actually gave it to me.

But, no. You just posted a picture of someone else's extended hand.

>> No.9027633
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>> No.9027634

>>9027628

Countless, just like the rest of us.

>> No.9027640

>>9027633

The irony is that you're a Jew.

>> No.9027654

I used to think /jp/ were really hostile elitists, then I realised they're actually a bunch of very broken people.

It's sad really.

>> No.9027675

>>9027654

I can't agree... I have it on good authority that a number of /jp/ residents are pretentious, elitist, rich fuckers. They blend in way too well because they also have no social lives at all.

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9027879

>>9027633
Put your tinfoil hat back on.

The aliens can hear you.

>> No.9028242

>>9027654
ur mum is broken

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