/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Though I've gotten over the lack of sex, I often yearn for someone to hold as I drift off to sleep.

Cuddling a warm female, as we both drifted off to sleep would be wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024576
Are you a virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

That is why you are supposed to by a daki.

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

That's what dakimakura are for, 9024576-san.

[Anonymous No.]

Female?

What the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024576

omg look at that plot XD

[Anonymous No.]

thats why i usually masturbate before i go to sleep

although i still get morning wood on occasion...i wonder if its because i sleep naked and have satin sheets~

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024584
>>9024590

But they're not really girls are they? They aren't warm, they won't giggle and blush when they're nervous.

It just makes me sad. I see this shit in 2D and know I'll never get it. Even if I bed a 3D, she'll never be as innocent or nice as I'd like.

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>>9024605
Tell me how pure you are OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024605
You're trying too hard, virgintroll.

[Anonymous No.]

Pay someone to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024605
>It just makes me sad.

Thats where you blew it, right there. I would of given you 4/10 if you haven't included this line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024605
It's nearly impossible to find a real person who fits your ideals that's why you use your imagination and 2D you moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024611

The purest possible.

And I don't want that. I'd fuck a 3D, but being a NEET shutin, I simply can't find girls and, as I said, at this point, I'd be happy with a just a cuddle.

I wish real girls were like my Japanese cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024624

Well, how much will it cost if I don't want to stick it in, just cuddle during the night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024630
>I'd fuck a 3D, but being a NEET shutin, I simply can't find girls and, as I said, at this point, I'd be happy with a just a cuddle
Not pure enough for me OP, you seem to think that cuddling is second place, and not the priority and you still want sex.
I would have cuddled with you too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024638

They make themselves objects by being sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024576

You make women sound like objects and you're hella creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024638
>>9024643

[Anonymous No.]

WHY DOES NSJ DELETE EVERYTHING EXCEPT THIS?

DOES HE FIND THIS FUNNY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024590
Not OP, but as much as I want a daki (can't afford one), a daki will never be able to walk up and initiate the hugging and cuddling, and it won't be able to compliment me or tell me everything is just fine.

I mean, a girl would never do that for me either, especially not with the timing or consistency of a mental construct, but still. A daki helps but isn't a perfect solution for loneliness. There isn't one.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like a /jp/-er guy to cuddle me, but I'm a greasy hikkikomori who's afraid of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024656
OP is NSJ

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>>9024664
It can't be helped.

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>>9024638
Welcome to the mind of someone who's only interaction with something has been viewing from afar, in images, or not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024664

If a cute /jp/er actually offered to cuddle with you, would you be so scared you would decline it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024664

/jp/-er guys are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024683
Not all of them, Zunbar for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024683
ur mom is shit cept at suckin cocks lmao oned5LYFE

[Anonymous No.]

>that feel when no gf

[Anonymous No.]

There's some nerdy chick who lives down the road from me.

I'm gonna walk past her house and like, try to stand outside her house until she comes out, then strike up a convo.

Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024679
Well of course!
I don't like change either, I think I have the same problem a lot of guys have, I fantasize but I don't want (Well I do, but I don't!) to do anything about my situation!
>>9024683
faget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024691
Don't forget to bring some snacks.

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>>9024691
How nerdy?
Is it "such a nerd", nerdy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024691
I recommend monitoring her house from afar and seeing if she has any patterns.
If she does, just meet her when she's going for a morning run or something.
Less weird than having you stand outside her place for hours.

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>>9024605
Get a fucking tulpa already, sperglord.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AlmHucQaUeJPdEpUQWhwVzV5U1lmeDNGcENJUHU5YXc#gid=0

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024691
Make sure you wear something nice like a tux.
You have to make a nice impression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024706
Doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024702

Well, she's pretty smart and was in the anime club in HS.

She's not that attractive, but not a whale. I could envisage cuddling with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024719

>anime club

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024719
go for it.
Now get out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024723

She smiled at me once, so I assume she wants my dick.

I should just break into her house one night and give it to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024719

>anime club

I can already tell what she looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024715
Believe what you want, I'm around 100 hours in and she's fully able to converse with me at this stage. Still working on being able to see her visually though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024735

No she doesn't, its just your thoughts overthrowing your perception of reality by replacing what you think is there but really isn't. Keep it up and the next step for you would be peeping tom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024748
I'm too retarded to create a tulpa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024750

But she did smile at me once, as she got off the bus.

I know that she walks her two dogs of an afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024735
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024759
She was probably trying to hide her laughter.

[Anonymous No.]

I cuddle with my dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024767

Hey man. Don't say things like that.

She's pretty unattractive and if an unattractive girl like that laughed at me, I'll probably kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Get a cat.

Birds suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>OP's ideal pigfriend

They either look like this or with black short hair and sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024804

Nah man. She has blonde, short, curly hair

But yeah, pretty much. I don't really have standards though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024804

I don't see anything overtly wrong with her.

In fact, I'd prefer her over a "hot" (AKA fake) professional pornstar type looking girl any day.

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>>9024808
Girls like that with average looks are sluttier than the ones who buy all the expensive clothes and wear all the makeup. These types of girs sleep around much much more to try and "make up for it".
Sorry to ruin your illusion.
Even the ugliest, fattest girl you know of has been fucked by more than two guys by the end of high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024808

You see the catch is shes a serious christian and hates your hobbies. But likes anime, not the lewd kind. If you want to marry her you must drop what you like and find a new hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024817
Is it presumptuous to ask if there are any type of girl that isn't slutty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024822

OP here, and this actually describes here.

She is a devout christian, but a member of the anime club. I just want to cuddle her as I sleep. is that really too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024822
>marry her

Woah, that's going to far.

[Anonymous No.]

>3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024823
Luck of the draw.
You can't just "tell" from how they look most of the time. But its safe to assume nearly all of them are, and the ones that aren't could look like anything.

Even religious girls aren't safe, since the types of girls who get into religion are the ones who feel guilty about being whores and drunks at parties. Most women who get into it later on are exactly that actually. Practically prostitutes that have nothing they can use to feel better about someone else, so they use religion. As common as really old people who don't want to die so they cling on that that eternal life in heaven promise religions give.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024840
post the "do you even lift one"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024841
Hah, I'm not stupid enough to believe that religious girls aren't slutty. They're worse, since they're even more slutty and then just lie about it.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ keeps getting flooded with /r9k/ bullshit.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EKCb6ZZQYy

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw drunk and just posted a message to a girl who messaged you 2 months ago

whoopsidoodle..

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>>9024848

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>>9024850
That horrible pitch.
Post that on /mu/, I dare you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024850

I came.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024850
Voice Changer Diamond 7.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024605
>They aren't warm.

Actually after a very short period of time, they *are* warm as they share your body heat after a while. Also if your face is facing toward it, sometimes you will feel a slight heat radiating back as your breath warms it.

I find mine to be incredibly comfortable and sleep much better with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024605
Put a hot water bottle or two in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024918
If I put a demon's horn and some blood in it will it come to life?

[Anonymous No.]

well that seems nice because its tied to companionship, which is tied to romance, but its really fairly meaningless unless you and the girl loved each other. A daki fits the purpose of having something to hug as you fall to sleep only slightly less so than a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024928
No, the hot water bottle is to make it feel warm. If you want to go full realism, fill the daki with warm bags of sand.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd cuddle with a cute /jp/sie. I'm not gay or like cocks or anyrhing... I just hate women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024948
Eventually you'll realise your only shot at happiness is apathy.
Wait that isn't happiness at all.
What I meant was that it's time to start liking cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

It ain't all that great op. She just takes a bunch of room in your bed while you try to sleep.

Ask a guy who has actually slept with a few women and cuddled but prefers 2d anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024953
*licking

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024948
You will realise the cute /jp/er is a shallow slut too and you will be forever depressed

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>>9024576
Get out of your fantasies OP, you really think there's a woman willing to be cuddled so much and sleep while embracing each other like in some cheap romance novel ?
It might work the first few times, but get ready to be pushed away and be considered annoying, women don't like to be treated like some weak little animal, not modern women anyways.

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>>9024984
What's the best way to warm up a woman?
I figured that warming them up in warm water is the best way, but doesn't that make them go off faster?
Especially if you're keeping them in the freezer inbetween uses. The crystallisation of the water will gradually tear up the flesh and make bacteria grow faster when warmed up.

Unless you recommend irradiation?

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

>>9024984
>modern women

I am pretty sure that the sort of woman such a term brings to mind is the opposite of what the OP or most self-respecting men want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024997
This got me thinking- is there any way to keep a corpse sterile?

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>9024605
Well, alternately, a dakimakura is never going to fart in the bed or roll over and try to kiss you with shitty morning mouth.

3D sucks, man. You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

Pic related. It's all the woman I'll ever need.

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>>9025024

That and OP can always use a onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025024
lol is that ur gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025040

lol where yo girl @ homie? least mah dawg got sum pussy

[Anonymous No.]

I saw a guy making out with the hot ass chick today.
Didn't phase me.
But this.
>>9025024
This makes me jelly.
You have a fine girlfriend there dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025024
She's so lewd in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025050
niga i can get any btich i wan n e time i want

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025072
Wandering dangerously into Thad levels of autism now

[Anonymous No.]

God dammit, 2D has raised my standards so high beyond my grasps but I cant let go of the genetic will to find a mate. I know I will never settle for anything less than a cute, shy, pretty girl who is there for me and see's nobody else, maybe I'm just young and don't know shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025077
So is he in prison now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025091
It's called chemical castration.

>>9025094
Yeah, he's gone for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025094
Nah, he's on house arrest. Not allowed to use the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

So does anyone know if you can irradiate a corpse to keep it from spoiling?

[Anonymous No.]

I know exactly how you feel OP,

but, you know, I really hate sleeping around other people. It would have to be a spontaneous thing. But being able to cuddle someone for a while, and having a female with me for a least a while, to myself, would be rather nice and comforting.

It kind of makes me want to cry.

I think of all the stuff I missed as a teenager, and feel really stunted at 22. It's like I'm still a 14 year old. I know it's all nostalgic, overblown stuff that people look back at in their teenager years, complete with lots of bullshit and stupid little games, but-at least though people went through that stuff early, and have experiences they can use to gauge things with. It's getting pretty close to the point where I won't ever be able to attain a normal intimate relationship with another person-hell, not even a friendship. I become uncomfortable when people start asking me about my personal life, or what I enjoy, or whatever, because I just don't know how to respond, and making friends seems impossible to me now. 4 years in a university, and I haven't made a single friend. It's not because I'm unlikeable, idiotic, ugly or (very) stupid-it's because I really don't know how to escalate any sort of relationship to anything beyond an acquaintanceship.

Sorry for blogging, /jp/, but I feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025177
>I feel better.
That won't last for long.

Wait shit I'm 22 and spent 4 years in university without making friends too

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025177

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>9025034
>That and OP can always use a onahole
Sure, why not? They make some pretty sick ones these days, too.
>>9025040
>lol is that ur gf
No, it's my wife.
>>9025054
>You have a fine girlfriend there dude.
Thanks, man. She's pretty snuggly.
>>9025072
>She's so lewd in bed.
OH NO U HAD TO GO DERE.

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>>9024576
>Cuddling a warm female, as we both drifted off to sleep would be wonderful.

I take it you never had the experience. Well I tell you, cuddling is nice, but sleeping with someone else is just bothersome. It sucks. I just can't handle it, it's a lot better to have a big bed all for yourself.

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>>9025231
What is upsetting OP is that he'll never have the choice, not that there isn't anyone there to cuddle.

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>>9025177

I'm about three years behind you and I can see this being my future very easy. While I am usually quite content with being alone I can feel the need for someone special creeping up behind me. I don't know how I am going to deal with it when it reaches me, after all I am socially retarded and I would be boring to almost anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

3D Pigs? Really /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025242
Not all of us have reached zen yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one here that've showered together with a dakimakura cover, because of it being so soiled with dry cum?
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025242
You haven't reached the point where you'd even hug a pig as long as you could hug something?
No? Good for you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025248
You should use washing powders on fabrics. I recommend biological washing powders if you're not allergic, since cum needs proteases to be cleaned effectively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025187

Well, nothing makes me feel better for long.

>>9025240

Part of the reason is probably because I've been commuting for 3 of those years now, after transferring to a branch of the university close to my home. I just hated living in a dorm, around obnoxious people, and everything was fucking expensive and simply not worth it. It's cool that Uni is essentially just a little village for horny young people, but I fucked up my first year. I thought I was going to meet all these awesome people and bang chicks and have great experiences, but, looking back on it, the most intense social interaction I had was with my roommate who I despised for being a little redheaded faggot, people in the basement who liked to watch me paint, and some black guy that I used to chat with when I ate ice cream at 3 in the morning in the lounge.

The older you get, though, the harder and harder it becomes to make regular friends, which are a prerequisite to other types of relationships.

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>>9025024
She is lovely. Honestly starting to think about getting one myself. Women are high maintenance.

>>9025231
I can agree here. I'm starting to become borderline autism but when I wasn't a complete shutout I had a girl I'd cuddle with. I hate sleeping with people though, it fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.]

The best way to deal with loneliness, OP, is to imagine yourself as a character in your favorite VN/anime/game world and start to live there for portions of the day. You will feel better and if you try hard enough you could end up making it seem real to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024804
NOT PALE ENOUGH
CIRCLES UNDER EYES NOT DARK ENOUGH
CLOTHING TOO IMMODEST

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking 3D loving subhumans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025315
2/10 wouldn't cuddle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025327
You shouldn't antagonise the 3D loving subhumans. They're prepared to accept that they're wrong.
You should pity them, and guide them towards the light.
Antagonising them does nothing- helping another human being achieve zen is far more satisfying.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get in bed
>Snuggle up to her
>She turns over and moves away, or
>She complains that you're holding too tightly and should stop being so clingy, or
>She has an illness and infects you, or
>She just cheated on you and is laughing at you on the inside, or
>She is only sleeping with you for money, or
>She farts on you, or
>She gets her period and bleeds all over you and the bed
>Etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025329
Of course not. She probably had to leave her house and talk to people to get that picture taken. Fucking normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025344
Get in bed.
Snuggle up to her.
She's too cold
Irradiate and warm up in a warm water bath
Carry her back to your bed
Warm body to cuddle
Need to get up once she gets cold and refreeze or rewarm her so she doesn't go mouldy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025344
>>9025344
>she farts on you

[Anonymous No.]

Where farting Saber?

[Anonymous No.]

>Get in bed with 3D
>She fucks you, makes you cum inside her(she's not virgin)
>Gets pregrant
>Says you should take responsibility by giving her all you savings and you house

[Anonymous No.]

Would you fuck a girl who had talked to a male (outside of her family) once during her life? Like if she held a casual conversation with a male at a bus-stop or something. She would be impure IMO so I wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025386
Get in bed with 3D
You fuck her, and you cum inside
Wash her out with water and put her back in the freezer

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025354
>>9025393
>Necrophiliacs can't greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025404
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025393

You forgot to say "niggers tongue my anus".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025355
Get out, fart fetishist. Those images are silly. Your fart images are silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025408
You.

[Anonymous No.]

>a warm female
Are those absolute requirements?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025415
I like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025354
>>9025393
>>9025421
>females

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025421
Not for most /jp/ers. Infact female is a detriment for most.
For me, it'd be ideal if it was just a girly boy, or otherwise known as a trap.
And you wouldn't need to be refrigerated either.

>>9025419
One problem- warming the girl up stops the necrophilia since you're wishing she's alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025393
Reminds me of that story about two frozen fish fucker fishermen. They both fucked the same frozen fish(without knowing about each other's "hobbies") and one of them got AIDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025435
That sounds like a myth. The non-true kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024638
But they are objects, what is your point?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

W-why cuddle? Can't we just play some video games together or watch anime together or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025451
Whatever you wish onii-chan~

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024652
>can't afford one
When everything else has failed you, you can rely on chinese factories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025451
ZUN!BAR YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO HAVE 2D SUBJECTS NOW YOU'RE HAVING 3D SUBJECTS

ADMIT IT:
YOU JUST WANT "SUBJECTS" YOU WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025240
>socially retarded and boring for everyone
That's pretty much me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025451
congrats on the marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025451
Let's play chess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025161
try formaldehyde instead

the smell is off-putting, but that shit will last longer than you will exist on the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025507
Nah man, the cells get saturated in the stuff. There's no point. Irradiation like they do with food is probably best. Irradiate, keep in a clean room.
Like they do with people with severely compromised immune systems. The clean room bit anyway.
It'd be fun to confuse forensics anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025177
>>9025273
At least you've got university. I could have gotten into one but I just don't feel like anything is worth it anymore. I don't enjoy anything except being in my room on my computer. I go to a shitty technical college and am almost done getting an Associate's Degree, but I don't even know what I'll do with it or if I can continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025587
Doesn't make you any more social, or happy, or fulfilled or any of that garbage bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025604
It would make it easier to enjoy my hobbies, if I had a comfy job with decent income.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think I could pay a whore to hug her?
Whores do that kind of thing?
I'm almost a wizard and my desperation levels are reaching insanity. Right now my standards are someone who weighs less than 200 pounds, is less than 35 yo and wears a skirt, I don't give a fuck about anything else, a truck could've smashed your face and you could be a psychotic murderer thief for all I care. But I'm about to scratch those too if this keeps up.
My onahole satisfies my sex desire and I could have a whore if I wanted to lose my virginity. What I want is love and hugs.
My email is in the field, even an online pretend girlfriend is fine.
I'm tall and fit and I shower every day and shave my face and body hair and use cologne and dress nice and hide my power level, what else do you want, you goddamned bitches ;_;
Okay I never get out of the house except for work, that may be the problem. Hahahaha that's my fucking problem right there?! A girl isn't going to stop me on my way to work and ask me to date her.
Well goddamnit where do you want me to go meet girls then? a club? that's filled with turbosluts. I want to Aghhhhhhhh fuck it I'll hit submit now I'm too lazy to write anything more I'm going to sleep fantasizing about Suwako patting my head and saying everything will be ok ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025752
in da cluuub
dat where dem hoes at

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025752
Anon.. If only i could give away hugs over the internet, i'd give you a hundred hugs, dude

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>9025752
Dude even /jp/ fujoshi don't like desperate guys. You gotta fix that first.

You're doing everything else right, so be more positive about yourself, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025752

Reminds me of the time I tried to pay a hooker for a hug.

I drove down to the adult motel where there are always girls standing out front. Before I could even park one was waiting at my door and she asked me if I needed a date. I told her yes and she said she had her own room. We went in and I sat down on the bed and she started laying out the price. She told me it was 200 for an hour or 50 for a bj. I told her I just wanted to hug for a little while and wanted to know what it would cost. She looked a little pissed and told me we could cuddle after sex. But I reiterated my statement that I only wanted to hold her and how much would it cost. She told me to get out and when I asked why she said because I'm a cop you idiot. So I walked out a little confused and when I opened the door there were two guys in bulletproof vests waiting outside and the door to the room next door was open. There were two more cops in there and when I looked in they both turned away and started laughing like schoolgirls. One of the other two told me I was free to go but he never wanted to see me around there again so I got in my car and drove home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025786
I wanna hug Currybutt ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025858
Isn’t that ”entrapment” and illegal in the US (I assume you’re American)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025858
Cool story, bro.

I liked that London ``call girl'' who ran a blog. She complained about how whiny people would hire her for cuddling and talking and stuff, and how horrible it was.

You'd be scum even to a hooker, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025024
>roll over and try to kiss you with shitty morning mouth.
That's my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025858
Old copypasta is old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025858
She could have given you a hug, that bitch...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025838
No idiot, I always played it like I wasn't desesperate, I knew that fully well. I just don't give a fuck anymore, it didn't work for years it's not going to work now. I'll just be honest and if people don't like my honesty they can go fuck themselves, goddamn hypocrites. I'm talking about love and hugs, if you want to play some stupid teasing game where we pretend we don't care much for each other and shit you can explode into bloody bits for all I care.

>>9025786
I fight but I always lose.
I would never kill myself, but I'm think about something else lately.
What if I stop moving and talking? what if I give up completely... that's all I feel like doing, decelerate into a full stop, just staring blankly at the wall with a stupid expression

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025870
Haha no. Cops can do anything to fuck you over. You have no rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025898

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025902
So then what’s this “entrapment” thing I often see mentioned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025913
Do you really think that police obey the law?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025896
I should've renamed the file "suwako patting my head.png", that would've made a good joke...

[Anonymous No.]

I have just the ticket for you guys.

Step 1: Learn Japanese.
Step 2: Get money.
Step 3: Find late 20s/early 30s (or younger if you're confident) Japanese women from language exchange sites. You are aiming for the ones who are still naive about foreigners and will not be able to spot that you are an omega male. Woo them with tales of the gaikoku and ask about their life as an OL.
Step 4: Say you will visit Japan and ask if you can stay with them since you're short on money. Or ask them to join you on your trip.
Step 5: Romance them.

It only works if you're white though. Don't ask me about low cost, low effort methods. Once you've sunk to the level of a /jp/er you thought it'd be easy to get out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025939
Got steps 1 and 2 covered.
What the hell is an OL?
What the hell are you supossed to do once your trip is over? kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025913

Entrapment is when police entice you to do something you wouldn't do otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025952
Office lady. Just any plain, run of the mill Japanese woman basically.

Have an LDR if you both want after that I suppose, maybe you can get married some day. Lots of sheltered Japanese women dream of escaping to the west.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025952
How are you even on /jp/ if you don't know what an OL is.

Next time you're going to be asking what's a salaryman.

[Anonymous No.]

If you're still young you can aim a bit younger, but the older, the easier the pickings I think.

They're generally not too slutty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025969
Do you have an habit to write PUW as SA or do people really use T2 frequently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025969
You must have the guts for it. It's not like all the japanese women are cute, and chances are that if they aren't taken and are after the christmas cake age, they are ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025995
pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025982
I had a very cute 27 year old woman slightly into me before. She was a doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025995
>slightly into you

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025998
LDR is a common acronym.
>>9025990
Going. But shouldn't you be saying that to everyone in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026005
everyone pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026005
Who are you quoting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026002
She was too old for me. I was 20 then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026010
Sorry, the quotes should have been the other way around.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>9025896
>>I always played it like I wasn't desesperate

I dunno dude. Most perma-virgins tend to have that whole "when will it be my turn for sex and love? ;_;" downer mentality for decades. Then they wonder why no one wants to give them love and hugs.

But if you say so I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026041
>perma-virgin
That's rude AND mean.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Why would you want to lose your virginity? The thought of putting my dick into a vagina is fucking disgusting.

I just want to lick their feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025858

Why are cops such pieces of filthy, stupid, juvenile shit wherever you go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026112
What else would they be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026138

You've got a point, but still, whenever I see a cop, I gleefully imagine then being shot down. All they really do is hassle people for their jew overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026041
congrats on the marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026099
Too late I've already lost it. I'm dirty and digusting, but I'll have to live with it.

I sure won't make that mistake again though... probably...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026041
>Most
le please~

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026148
I got patted down by a cop once. I was stopped at a road block and my hand shook a bit when I handed him my driver's license. He told me that was why and said that if I didn't do anything then I shouldn't be nervous. What a load of shit. I've hated cops ever since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026158
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8

The best rap song ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026201
It was my mom's car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026158
you have a car?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026201
You don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026207
waste of time and money

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026205
then why do you have a driving license?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026216
Because I have to driver her car sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026145
XD IM UNVRIGIN BUT IT REALLY SUCKS GUYS DONT WORRY XDDDD
TRU NEET BROS 4 LIFE RITE NO JELLY PLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026222
This is totally what I thought when reading his post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026216

> a driver's license is completely useless if you don't own a car! It's not you'll ever own a car in the future, or need to drive or anything!

Fucking NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

I like not being a virgin. Not so I can brag online (though I totally would if this wasn't /jp/), but so when you truNEETs complain about how women are mean and sex is bad without actually having experienced either, I can safely say to myself, "Bros, you don't even know the half of it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026220
Then how do you get to your place of work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026231
Seriously. I don't work and I go to school online mostly, but I still have to drive to run errands and shit. I wish I didn't, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026234
see
>>9026222

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026145
Yeah it's already too late for you. We don't want you anymore. The only thing that's left for you is to kill yourself. Bye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026234
>>9026145


I smiled at these posts the same way you smile at the autistic retarded acting autistic during classes

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026234
>Blablabla I'm right and you are wrong blabla
What a child you are. Better find another board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026259
pls go, normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026243
errands? what errands?
what the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026270
Get a load of this, guys. The unvirgin is calling others "normalfags"

If I was a mod I would permaban from /jp/ anyone claiming to be unvirgin. I'm serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026281
And that, not coincidentally, is one of the reasons you're not a mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026259

In reality, I don't think that at all. I respect you guys' opinion of sex and woman and agree with it. I just think my views are better than yours because I'm experienced it first-hand.

I'd much sooner believe a normal-turned-NEET's opinion on life than a I'VE BEEN A TRUNEET SINCE I WAS 12 ;__; faggot's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026284
>>9026290

How does it feel, trying to fit in where you don't belong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026290
experience is often a handicap

but more importantly, can you please, get the fuck out already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026290
>normalturnedNEET

[Anonymous No.]

One can be a non-virgin, but still be a shut-in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026290

normal turned NEET?
you mean, one of these poor drunkyards who beg for the change around Mcdonalds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026290
I'd much sooner you return to /a/ or whatever shithole you crawled from, faggot.
Once a normal always a normal.
I bet you even go to threads and post shit like "I only love 2D" "I love my waifu". Your hypocrisy makes me want to vomit.

[Anonymous No.]

>I love my waifu
Considering those threads are also made by people from /a/, I think it's pretty fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026339
Of course you can but it doesn't mean you have the right to call yourself an Otaku or to talk to us anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026371
B-but I really like you, even if I'm usually just lurking.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026350
So, you say that you like 3D?

perhaps you should leave together with that guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026378

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026378
We don't like you. Please stop bothering us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026379
No faggot. What I'm saying is that it's disgusting for an unvirgin to come sneak in and say he loves 2D like he's one of us. At the end of the they it's a joke to people like him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026378
We don't like you back. I got faggots like you who hang around "losers" completely figured out. Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rNAmbsR9o6

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026431
Stop using vocaroo, this is a fucking imageboard.
I closed it after 2 seconds. Transcribe it or consider whatever you wanted to say there lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026431

>Alcohol, not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026449
>I closed it after 2 seconds.
Why did you open it in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026281
It's a bit late, but I came back to the thread and realized I actually misread the relevant posts. I thought that you were telling virgins to fuck off and get out of /jp/, not unvirgins. Sorry for calling you a normalfag. I'm an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025177
>I think of all the stuff I missed as a teenager, and feel really stunted at 22. It's like I'm still a 14 year old. I know it's all nostalgic, overblown stuff that people look back at in their teenager years, complete with lots of bullshit and stupid little games, but-at least though people went through that stuff early, and have experiences they can use to gauge things with. It's getting pretty close to the point where I won't ever be able to attain a normal intimate relationship with another person-hell, not even a friendship. I become uncomfortable when people start asking me about my personal life, or what I enjoy, or whatever, because I just don't know how to respond, and making friends seems impossible to me now. 4 years in a university, and I haven't made a single friend. It's not because I'm unlikeable, idiotic, ugly or (very) stupid-it's because I really don't know how to escalate any sort of relationship to anything beyond an acquaintanceship.


Whoa, are you me? I feel the same way now that I turned 25 and the reality of it kinda sunk in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026413
>>9026398
>>9026391
...what. I really don't think you're losers. And if you are, I'm the loser as much as you.
I guess I'll resume my lurking.
But I like you nevertheless.
Also, thanks for Touhou. It's awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hONtWPaquD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026503

>This guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026498
Oh yeah, resume your lurking. I'm sure that when another thread like this appears you will come here again to share about your unvirginity again faggot.
I spit at your general direction.

I know you're thinking "lol these guys are so funny, i love this place". Were not some zoo animals here for your entertainment, get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026503
>towhow

nigga pls

[Anonymous No.]

My dick hurts from fapping is there anyway to get it feel better so I don't have to give up fapping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026530
...I didn't wish to upset you. I'm sorry for being a shitposter. I should keep my mouth shut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026234
>I like not being a virgin. Not so I can brag online (though I totally would if this wasn't /jp/), but so when you truNEETs complain about how women are mean and sex is bad without actually having experienced either, I can safely say to myself, "Bros, you don't even know the half of it."

So what is this 'half of it' we don't know? Enlighten us then.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>9025278
>She is lovely. Honestly starting to think about getting one myself. Women are high maintenance.

Truer words were never spoken, bro.

Now, I don't look at my dakimakura as a substitute for a 3D girlfriend, mind you. My dakimakura is a big comfy pillow for me to sleep with. The fact that my waifu is on the cover is just nice. It's nice to wake up to her face.

That said, 3D girlfriends are inferior in almost every way to their 2D counterparts. For every positive thing you could possible say about having an actual girlfriend there is, in my opinion, an equally big drawback... and then some.

I had to learn the hard way. I was chatting with a friend about this last week. I have had 3D relationships (yeah, I know - get out now. chill. it's been almost a decade) and they were all awful. However, I do think it's important for some people to have these experiences to see what they are (not) missing. Once you're on the other side of what a pain in the ass trying to invest in 3D girls is, you'll never look back or feel lonely again.

At least that's how it worked for me.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of faggot still doesn't have a dakimakura?

What are you even doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026553
lol we r invading ur suppa sekret club! cry moar bitch tits!!!!! XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026559
What are you even eating under there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026553
I live with my parents and have no money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9025177
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024633
>>9024688
>>9025177

[Anonymous No.]

>>9027844
oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

get a decent blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

Who wants to be friends?
Pls no normals.
NO NORMALS!

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit.

I made this thread last night when I was drunk and sad.

I didn't expect so many posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026549
Yeah man. I've had relationships myself, one was just total shit. The other wasn't THAT bad, but honestly I hate interaction. There is just so much shit you have to put up with in a 3D relationship that 2D would offer, if not in a better fashion.

Personally I'd love to wake up to my waifu as well. Cuddle on command, among other things. It'd be comforting.

Though I'll admit there are a very small list of things you can't get in a 2D.
the obvious >sex but most of which aren't even notable.

Also, am I weird for wanting to get a Tomoko Kuroki dakimakura? She'd be better than any 3D.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>9027862
Well, congratulations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9027858
talking to other people is a normal thing?

Since I'm a teacher in a kindergarden I think I'm pretty normal then ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9027874
Why do you reply and get my hopes up?
I'm sorry that I act rude, but I ask /jp/ for unnormal friends and the only people that reply are normals, I sometimes wonder if anyone is actually a hikki on /jp/ or if it's just a joke.
You can see why it'd be frustrating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9027881
I'm sorry ;_;

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>9027871
>Cuddle on command
I'd prefer a surprise cuddle, myself.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>9027871
>Though I'll admit there are a very small list of things you can't get in a 2D.
the obvious >sex but most of which aren't even notable.

Yeah, but there's a whole set of fucked up shit associated with sex. Risk of disease and violation by infidelity, weird smells, being pressured to do things you're not really into to please the other person under threat of withheld affection, getting close enough to a human being where you notice hair growing before they do and odd things that accompany personal hygiene.

It's fucking disgusting.

>Also, am I weird for wanting to get a Tomoko Kuroki dakimakura?

Undoubtedly, but I surely am as well. She's a great fucking character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9027874

Teacher in kindergarten huh?

Hmmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9027903
It's cute not pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>9027895
I suppose that is rather true.. I've watched too much fucked up shit that I don't notice stuff like that. It passes my mind.
Though I have some weird fetishes, so it's likely some of it wouldn't bother me too much, still though.

>wanting a Tomoko Kuroki Dakimakura
I have a strong obsession with her ever since I've read the manga. I relate to her in almost every aspect. In fact most of the shit that she is portayed doing in the anime I have done before. In my eyes she's the perfect girl. I want no one else.
If I did get one I don't think I'd need anything else for the rest of my life. Shame I haven't been able to find any suitable prints...

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>9028042
>Though I have some weird fetishes, so it's likely some of it wouldn't bother me too much, still though.

Well, if that's your fetish then by all means. Little things never bothered me until I got fed up and swore 3D off. Over the years, I've just allowed my memory and imagination to do whatever they want to ruin my perception of it altogether. It kinda helps.

>I have a strong obsession with her ever since I've read the manga. I relate to her in almost every aspect. In fact most of the shit that she is portayed doing in the anime I have done before. In my eyes she's the perfect girl. I want no one else.
If I did get one I don't think I'd need anything else for the rest of my life. Shame I haven't been able to find any suitable prints...

Keep searching. Someone will draw something someday. I am sure of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028063
Fuck 3D. It just isn't worth it. 2D is just so much better anyways. There's no work involved; where theres tons of it with 3D. Money, Time, SOCIAL INTERACTION? Yeah, no thanks.

I'll search endlessly. Pixiv has already shown pretty decent results. I'll just lurk there a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9026549
>However, I do think it's important for some people to have these experiences to see what they are (not) missing. Once you're on the other side of what a pain in the ass trying to invest in 3D girls is, you'll never look back or feel lonely again.
Thanks for the advice! I'm going to ring up some of my hoes and see who's up for some 3D relationships.
...
If you're trying to cheer someone up with that kind of talk, you're having the opposite effect. You assholes don't understand. Just stop talking.

[PastelNikki No.]

>>9024630

I am a NEET, enjoy practicing the art of moe, wear lolita fashion, enjoy living out anime cliches... am straight, and single... and know other girls like this.

We exist.

I come from the land of Tumblr.

and I am dead serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028312
Nah, I'd rather not get NTR'd, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028312
>PastelNikki
Sorry, I'm not desperate enough to consider compromising my dignity for some silly attention whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028312
Thanks that makes me feel much better.
I don't know who I hate more, unvirgins or bitches. Probably bitches, because they're also unvirgins.

Okay, now a serious question. How does one get neet girls on tumblr? can you post a crash course? if not, you should just delete your post and your existence too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028335
I knew a girl, she's a NEET, and a virgin.
She's a schizophrenic who deleted her tumblr because I think I yelled at her for blocking me and lying.
Fuck you Shelby, why don't you want me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028312
Please don't use "moe" when talking about 3D shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028312
>enjoy practicing the art of moe
>enjoy living out anime cliches
What the fuck do these even mean?

>>9028321
I have an NTR fetish. Wonder if I could find a 3D to date on the grounds that she will fuck another guy and let me watch. Not sure if it'd get me off but might be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey all the faggots in this thread.
Please go. Go back to your blog or formspring.
Nobody give a shit.

[PastelNikki No.]

I'm just saying we exist. And I'm much happier having my hug pillow than one of you assholes anyway. Viva la Kawaii!

Kthxbai faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028410
>Viva la Kawaii!
Are you spanish?
Hola! que coño significa "viva la kawaii", eso no tiene ningun sentido.

[PastelNikki No.]

>>9028335

A lot of girls who are into lolita are really catty and bitchy, but there is the nerd lolita side of tumblr. (which I'm a part of) Try posting shyly anon.

4chan is better for a community but the girls here only seem to show their tits. (I on the other hand think its risky to show an ankle.)

TL; DR:
You're fucked. you just gotta get lucky man. and not treat the random girls you meet like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028435
>>9028335

Stop right there criminal scum.

>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028435
>not treat the random girls you meet like shit
Sorry if I offended you...
How does tumblr ever work? all I see is people uploading random pics, maybe it's because I'm a social retard but I don't see how one can meet people just by reblogging funny gifs.

[PastelNikki No.]

>>9028448

I'm on 4chan for community and Tumblr for images.

Skype: Nikkinanoe

I'm a N.E.E.T. too so I'm gonna be there. to lazy to start a diff thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Sage for 3D sluts . Not /jp/ related at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028453
I'm a lazy whore who gets my man to pay for my things. Spelling words out is for queers. I'm so NEET.

>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028453
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028453
>Ponyville
Pls go

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>9028312
>>lolita fashion

Looks great in 2D form, but really weird and random in 3D form IMO. But then again I've only seen pictures of fat 4chan gothlolis/lolitas (like the ones on /cgl/).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028505
Back to /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028505
Do you want to be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028453
Nice wall scroll you have there.

pfffffffffffthahah

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028453
Pftt hahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028453

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028539
Fucking disgusting giant.

I could have a cute boyfriend that's more feminine than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028539
>>9028521
That's disgusting, stop posting that sick shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I kawaii?

[Anonymous No.]

Cm'on guys that's just wrong. Don't bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028453
>>9028539

>NEET

Get the fuck out of my glorious /jp/, you dirty fucking pig.

Also, cute manface you have there.

[PastelNikki No.]

>>9028519
That is an adorable room, which is unfortunately not mine. I am glad I gave you some shits and giggles for saying that girls like us merely exist.

My room however has the master sword mounted on the wall, a huge collection of games, and shelves full of manga, and hell its messy. Dead broke now, live with my parents, and I collected that shit over yeaaaars.

now excuse me while I go play an otome game.

Sorry to dissapoint you with the fact that I'm not a whore but I'm already engaged to a fictional character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028549
>>9028539
>>9028556

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028563
fujoshi scum

[Anonymous No.]

Why did you feel it necessary to ruin my thread with 3DPD? It was going so well and now it's ruined.

[PastelNikki No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028579
Your thread was about 3DPD from the beginning, you asked for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028563
Are you a virgin? this is important.

[PastelNikki No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028591

I said I wanted a someone to cuddle.

I never said I wanted slutty attention whores in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028539
>>9028549

Traps are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028579
Isn't this what you asked for?
Now go and masturbate to these pictures you dirty slut I SWEAR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T YOU HAVE BROUGHT THIS UPON YOU NOW YOU HAVE TO DO THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028592

Isn't that attention whoring in itself?

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

>>9028563
Please don't misunderstand. This isn't a case of a bunch of misogynists on the internet getting mad about you having a vagina.

It's actually a group of admittedly introverted anonymous people, many of whom are actually female in real life but prefer to keep their gender ambiguous because they are decent human beings who realise it doesn't matter here, and they are only getting mad because you are being an attention whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028610

But they look like men. It's icky.

[Anonymous No.]

Do your job, meido.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EKCb6ZZQYy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028624
Beggars can't be choosers.
You were desperate enough to ask /jp/ for dating advice so you have to expect some dicks under these skirts.
I hope this is a lesson to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028619
Well /jp/ is a very misogynist place though. That’s one of the board characteristics.

[pastelnikki No.]

The post was an attention whoring in itself.

"WAAAAAAH I JUST NEED TO CUDDLE WHY ARE GIRLS NOT LIKE ANIME!? I NEED TO CUDDLE WAAAAHHH"

me: "girls exist that are like that. I enjoy cute things and living out life with anime cliches"

everyone: HOLY FUCK SOMEONE WITH A VAGINA!!!
LETS BE SEXIST BASTARDS!!
YOU'RE AN ATTENTIONWHOOOREEE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028649

>HOLY FUCK SOMEONE WITH A VAGINA!!!

I don't think you have a vagina.

Enjoy your penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028646
>you have to expect some dicks under these skirts
And that's a bad thing hoooww???

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028649
Your post was legitimately retarded though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028649
Just please go back to your shitty translated 乙女ーゲイム and never post again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028684
>ゲイム

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028605
Don't argue semantics. You brought this on yourself. Next time keep the /r9k/ shit in /r9k/.

[pastelnikki No.]

hrm.. how to piss you off further.

Without internet, I probably know more about Japan than any of you. (unless you are native to that country of course)

and this pleases me.

[Anonymous No.]

actually, I would hug a pig... pigs are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028695
Who the fuck cares about japanese culture? Most of us just care about their games. If you want attention or any sense of superiority for knowing shit about japan go to /trv/ or make a "ask me anything" thread on /b/ or something.

[pastelnikki No.]

I love all you whores. XD

honestly this has been entertaining just throwing shit at eachother for no fucking reason.

seriously. I'm laughing at my end.

Its so sad its funny.

This is why I love you whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028700

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028684
シャメフル・ディスプラユ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028717
>シャメフル・ディスプラユ
>ラユ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028715
Teacup pigs are really fucking cute.
Actually normal pigs aren't that bad either.
I mean, they live in dirt but that's not so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028715
He seems so happy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028723
AM I RITE NOW FAGET

シャメフル・ディスプレイ

[Anonymous No.]

This was one year ago.

lecryingpepe.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>9024576
>may 17
>>9028733,1
>june 12
No, it wasn't one year ago you fucking tard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028733,2
Tongue my anus pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028733,1
Stop bumping old threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9028733,4
make me nerd
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