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There are two ways of getting home. One of them is to stay there.

>> No.9018511

Home. Is where I want to be. But I guess I'm already there.

>> No.9018512

What's the other?

>> No.9018517

>>9018512

Going somewhere else, then coming back. Obviously.

>> No.9018525

>>9018512
Ride the chick.

>> No.9018538

I hate riddles.

>> No.9018546

Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Burn them.
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
More witches.
Wood.
Good. Now, why do witches burn?
...because they're made of... wood?
Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her.
But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Oh yeah.
Does wood sink in water?
No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
No, no. What else floats in water?
A Duck.
...Exactly. So, logically...
If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
And therefore...
...A witch!

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