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Is it cheating if you sleep with someone who is cosplaying your waifu?

>> No.9017001

No but can you live with yourself knowing you just fucked a cheap imitation?

>> No.9017005

It's not cheating because you're not in a relationship. Don't recommend sleeping with a cosplay slut either.

>> No.9017007

>>9017001
If she's wearing her clothes, she's pretty much the same person, right? Right? ;__;

>> No.9017016

>>9016996
Enjoy the clap OP.
Conventions are virulent.

>> No.9017017

>>9016996
Holy fuck, so cute.

I hardly see any cute Touhou western cosplayers, but that girl is really cute.

9/10, would bang.

>> No.9017021

>>9017017
Which touhous do you think probably look like white people?

>> No.9017031

>>9017021
Scarlets because their European as HELL

>> No.9017039

Speaking of cosplayers, I went to comiket in Japan last year with some friends. Along the way, one of the girls with us was wearing a Yuru-yuri dress and claimed she was getting felt up by someone while on the train. Not too sure what to do, I fished out a cold hotdog from my backpack and gave it to her to put between her thighs. She took the hotdog and was like "jesus christ, this guy... really?" so I don't know if she followed my instructions or not, but I do distinctly remember hearing a very astonished grunt / gasp of sorts from a dude somewhere close by

>> No.9017041

>>9016996
I wish that wasn't a wig.

>> No.9017042
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>>9017021
Marisa

>> No.9017052

I'd rather chop my dick off.
Cosplay is like heresy in my eyes

>> No.9017053

Can someone post pictures of that Finnish trap? Google isn't of much help.

>> No.9017060

>>9017052
What's wrong with cute girls dressing in cute clothes? If you get lucky, you may actually be able to marry your waifu for real!

>> No.9017058

>>9017021
The ones with non asian names like the Scarlet sisters, Alice, and Patchy.

>> No.9017067

>>9017060
She's real, that's wrong.

>> No.9017072

>>9017067
I want to have dirty heterosexual sex with you

>> No.9017075

>>9017072
Sorry, I'm gay you fucking faggot

>> No.9017079

>>9017017

>>>/b/

>> No.9017086

>>9017075
suck my dick dude

>> No.9017084

>>9017079

>>>/hm/

>> No.9017090

no, because shes not pure like your waifu, shes just some slut defiling her form and sleeping with men in it.

>> No.9017093

>>9016996

I want her to scream ENJOYEE ENJOYEE YOUR LIFETIME in an erotic voice while I'm railing her anus.

oh god yes.

>> No.9017095

>>9017084

Aw cute. The cancer is trying to imitate us. Take your disgusting 3DPD worship to /b/ you desperate normalfuck.

>> No.9017096

>>9017090
Isn't it about time you dropped that 3DPD thing? It's gotten pretty old.

>> No.9017109

>>9017096
Isn't it about time you dropped that shitposting thing?

>> No.9017118
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>>9017053

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l4AsPoxBns

>> No.9017116

OP, you are disgusting, if not troll.

Thankfully, I have seen only one person cosplay mai waifu. I promptly walked away upon seeing her. I think this happened 8 years ago.

>> No.9017119

>>9017095
You're trying too hard to fit in. Take it to /a/ if you want to parrot a tired joke.

>> No.9017124

>>9017118
Thanks, he's really cute.

>> No.9017128
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>>9017118

>> No.9017131

>>9017096
Its not about the fact that shes 3d, its about the fact that shes a damn slut who fucked some guy she met at a con. And unless someone picks an impure waifu who might do that, in which case they have bad taste, she is not anything like your waifu.

>> No.9017136

>>9017052
>>9017090
>>9017095
>>9017116
Neo-/jp/ at its best. Stop being such tryhards and maybe we can actually have sum fun once in a while.

>> No.9017140

>>9017131
Fuck you dude in Grimsokyo Nue has to fuck all the humans in the village to get enough money to scrap by.

>> No.9017141

>>9017128
>>9017118

those anyone have any others? these are the only ones I've ever seen. there has to be more

>> No.9017145

Oh great another terrible cosplay thread for the janitor to baby.

>> No.9017152
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9017152

Put it this way OP.
Would you consider it cheating if your waifu sleeps with someone who looks like you behind your back?

>> No.9017158

Are there any good Mokou cosplays?

>> No.9017160
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>>9017016
>>9017052
>>9017079
>>9017090
>>9017116
>>9017131
>>9017145

>> No.9017165

>>9017152
That'd be kinda hot if she had to dress guys in my clothes in order to find them arousing.

>> No.9017169

>>9017145
I wish he would actually do that and delete all this spam.

>> No.9017177

'waifus' are for tryhard faggots.

>> No.9017194

Milk and/or Fuwa will appear out of nowhere soon, bet on it.

>> No.9017198

What about is it cheating if you cosplay your waifu?

>>9017194
What about me? ;_;

>> No.9017201

>>9017194
Will Milk let me cum inside her?

>> No.9017208

JUST STOP COMPLAINING AND POST MORE CUTE COSPLAYERS.

>> No.9017209

Goddamn that Plague doctor has a huge ass

>> No.9017217

>>9017201
Just wave a fat stack of bills and her legs will open in no time, trust me, I'm mysoginist.

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>> No.9017244

>>9017136
>neo-/jp/

The irony, it hurts.

>> No.9017249

>>9017194
I went to the last comiket and I saw someone dressing up as patchouli. I cummed on her face before running off as fast as I can.
Did I cheat on patchy or did I do good for humiliating that slut for desecrating patchy?

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>> No.9017273

>>9017249
Well, thats awful for other reasons. Something regarding patchys rarely leaving the library would be better.

>> No.9017283

>>9017119

You can stop pretending now. I know it must be embarrassing that you made a terrible post.

Take it to /b/.

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>> No.9017286

>>9017265
Man, she's beautiful. I've never liked Nue that much but that cosplay alone makes her seem more interesting.

>> No.9017313

Has any /jp/er gotten lucky with a cosplayer? I know you aren't the most suave people around but surely some of you could pull it off.

>> No.9017326

>>9017313

No one on /jp/ wants to fuck a skanky 3D cosplayer.

>> No.9017341
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>>9017313
I've never seen one outside my screen, I'm wrong supposing they are all narcissistic?

>> No.9017343

>>9017326
Do you ever get tired of repeating the same mantra?

>> No.9017347

>>9017341
Most of them probably have really low self-esteem, making them easy target for pretty much anyone. There's a lot of competition at cons, though, so you may have to fight over her (not in the literal sense).

>> No.9017350

>>9017343
Doesn't make it any less true.

Why isn't this in /cgl/, I'm sure some sluts would love to post their cosplay in this thread were it there.

>> No.9017353

>>9017343
Go away, slut.
Thats not implying anything about gender, mind you.

>> No.9017361

>>9017350
I don't give a shit about what someone on /cgl/ thinks about cosplaying. /jp/ is my home board so I'm posting it here.

>> No.9017367

>>9017361

At least post proper Japanese ones then.

>> No.9017378

>>9017279
i'd her

>> No.9017383

>>9017378

xDDDDD

>> No.9017384

>>9017341
Not really, pretty much all of the Touhou cosplayers I've met are pretty cool.

>>9017350
/cgl/ doesn't really like self-posts.

>> No.9017387

>>9017361
If everyone did that then it'd just be new /b/, and we already have that.

Cosplay goes in /cgl/, whether you like it or not.

>> No.9017389

>>9017383
Hide the thread if you don't like it, kid.

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>>9017194
You called?

>> No.9017391

I think cosplay is an insult to the character but that's just my opinion as long as I am not forced to see them

>> No.9017397

I want to fuck Pygma.

>> No.9017398

Meanwhile...
>>>/cgl/5843580

>> No.9017407

>>9017387
Depression threads can go on /adv/, NEET threads can go on /r9k/, touhou threads can go to /v/, soku threads can go to /vg/, fumo threads can go to /b/, LN threads can go to /lit/. Welp!

>> No.9017412

>>9017398
Epic for the win.

Also who is that girl with the red hair and why does everybody ever cosplay as her?

>> No.9017416

>>9017407
Let me put it this way:
We don't want your cosplay shit in here, that's all the reason we need

>> No.9017417

>>9017387
But cosplay is otaku culture.

>> No.9017423

>>9017416
>I don't want your cosplay shit in here
ftfy

>> No.9017428

>>9017416
>We

Speak for yourself.

>> No.9017431

>>9017407
>Depression threads go on /adv/
yup
>NEET threads can go on /r9k/
yup
>touhou threads can go to /v/,
nope
>soku threads can go to /vg/
goes on both
>fumo threads can go to /b/
learn what /toy/ is kiddo
>LN threads can go to /lit/
Except moot already specifically states that LNs go here.

>>9017423
>>9017428
Nah kid, most of /jp/, we aren't going to have this argument again. You know full well how the last two threads went, this one will end the same way.

>> No.9017433

>>9017416
Who's "we"? You and a couple of other bitter nerds who never got over the "3DPD" thing? Maybe you should grow up and accept that not everyone on /jp/ is a misogynist truNEET.

>> No.9017434

I know how you feel, OP. Plague Doctor is so hard to resist, even when he's 3DPD.

>> No.9017441

>>9017423
This.

I hate people who try to speak for all of /jp/. I've been here since the board started, and I don't mind seeing some good toehoe cosplay in here every once in a while.

>> No.9017442

>>9017416
I like the occasional cosplay threads. They should be "best of" type stuff though, not just "/cgl/ drama thread #9371".

I really enjoy seeing the pretty clothes people make.

>> No.9017444

>>9017434
p-pure-gu dokuta, my scalpels are moving on their own!

>>9017433
>>9017428
>>9017423
>>9017441
or y'know, 3DPD has been a long standing thing on /jp/ and you're a few new tryhards who don't know how to take a hint and post things in their proper place.

>> No.9017445

>>9017433
Jokes on you, I'm a faggot and have a boyfriend.
I just don't want to see people defile the images of characters I care about.

>> No.9017449

>>9017433

The entire population of /jp/ doesn't like 3DPD accept for the new tryhards from /a/ like yourself.

>>>/b/

>> No.9017454

This thread makes me cringe, I hope this is just a coincidence of a couple of crossboarders because I don't want to believe true /jp/ers give a shit about cosplay.

>> No.9017457

>>9017449
Say what you want, but you do not represent /jp/.

>> No.9017465

>>9017454
I don't hate it, nor do I mind it. But I really think that taking it easy doesn't involve hating threads you don't like and shitposting on them.

>> No.9017461
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>> No.9017466

>>9017449
Cosplay is otaku culture.

>> No.9017467
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9017467

>>9017441
>>9017209

>plague doctor.
He looks like pirate Hassan more than a doctor.

>> No.9017468

>>9017449
I've been here since 2009 and I know for sure that /jp/ never took the 3DPD thing seriously unlike some other boards. We've had idol and kigurumi threads for god knows how long but no one has a problem with them. How is cosplay any different?

No, anon, you are the tryhard.

>> No.9017470

>>9017454
Why? I know nothing about cosplay, I don't know any cosplayers, I don't care for the drama, and I wouldn't touch /cgl/ with a ten foot pole.

But sometimes it's nice seeing the costumes people make, and how well they pull off Touhous. These threads aren't /cgl/ any more than the OC threads are /ic/, if that's what bothers you.

>> No.9017471

>>9017457

If you've been here longer than 5 minutes you would know that this is the general consensus. However the occasional thread is okay as long as you don't post western whores.

>> No.9017476

>>9017457
Of course he doesn't. Idol threads have been here since the board started.

And it's amusing he calls others "new tryhards from /a/," when the founding population of /jp/ came from pre-split /a/. If you're not originally from /a/, you're the "new tryhard."

>> No.9017477

>>9017445
Get the fuck off of my board you homo freak.
Fucking homo scum If you were near me I'd lynch for you, fucking homo.

>> No.9017478

>>9017466
/jp/ isn't about Otaku culture though

>> No.9017480

>>9017468

There's a big difference between idol threads and some guy from /a/ posting non-professional western Deviant Art tier cosplay and talking about how he wants to fuck them.

>> No.9017487

>>9017478
You see those big letters up top below the banner? What do they say?

>> No.9017484

>>9017468
You surveyed every single person on /jp/?

>> No.9017485

>>9017477
Come to my house and we fight about it, faggot.

>> No.9017492

>>9017444
>3DPD has been a long standing thing on /jp/
I'm not physically attracted to these people. I like the costumes. I'm not repulsed by real people entirely. I can watch live-action movies, for example.

The sex appeal of cosplayers is lower than those of idols, and probably even kigurumi. At least, the kind of cosplayers I like (i.e. not who-can-show-the-most-tits).

>> No.9017488

>>9017476

The /a/ from pre-split is drastically different from modern /a/. You, who found out about /a/ in 2010 and then eventually migrated to /jp/, do not know this.

Leave.

>> No.9017491

>>9017478
How fucking new are you?It's just a meaningless name.

>> No.9017503

>>9017491
herf herf jus liek /v/ don talk about bidya and /a/ don talk bout anime, /jp/ don talk baout otaku cultuer xddd

>> No.9017496
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9017496

This is ZUN.

He is three-dimensional.

>> No.9017497

>>9017488
>You, who found out about /a/ in 2010 and then eventually migrated to /jp/, do not know this
I posted >>9017476.

>> No.9017498

>>9017492
Good for you! I'm sure you'll have lots of fun on /cgl/

Stop fucking arguing whether this thread belongs here. It doesn't, it goes in /cgl/, because that's where it will go without getting complaints.

You're either masochistic or a troll if you post it here.

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9017505

I think we shouldnt get mad at this thread or each other and take it easy. Think of it this way:These tryhards will just get angry at you and stay if you respond to them to try and justify themselves. Dont fuckin' matter if you see em as the ones saying cosplay is bad or the ones saying those ones are the fucks are.

>> No.9017506

>3DPD
I want /a/ to leave.

I'm still waiting for that Lenfried "debut" video.

>>9017497
You still alive huh.

>> No.9017508

These are the only acceptable topics /jp/ can talk about, nerds:

-Touhou
-NEET
-MMOs
-VNs
-Idol threads
-Fumo
-A couple of anime
-Drawing threads
-Tea threads
-Slightly offtopic threads that may interest /jp/
-Doujin games and music
-Dolls threads

>> No.9017511

>>9017505
Good idea. Not even joking.

>> No.9017513

Did cosplay become sort of orgy/fetish thing while I wasn't looking?

I like these pictures. I like the clothes. I like the photography. Hell, I find the people cute sometimes. I find dogs cute. That doesn't mean I want to fuck them.

You've completely misunderstood the "3DPD" thing. And I say this as someone who has fapped to 2D exclusively for years.

>> No.9017514

>>9017511
Nope, we're not going to let you and your sluts post on /jp/, I think we should do this every thread until you get it through your thick skull that it doesn't belong here.

>> No.9017517

>>9017513
in this case the reason 3DPD gets used is that a lot of people here don't want to see their favorite characters being depicted by attention-whores.

>> No.9017517,1 [INTERNAL] 

This is why we can't have nice things.

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