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Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:05:50 2008 No.900758 [Reply] [Original]

OK /jp/. So one day you're out driving around and you get hit by a large truck, or you go off a waterfall in a barrel and drown, or whatever.

You die.

All you see is white light and you hear a heavenly voice asking you to open your eyes. You ask if you're speaking to God, and the voice says yes.

You open your eyes, and you see the image on the left.

Is this awesome?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:06:38 2008 No.900764 FUCK YES! I'M COMING FOR YOU YUYUKO-SAMA~

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:07:00 2008 No.900767 I was hoping for Shiki, but a Ran is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:07:00 2008 No.900769 Depends, is heaven Gensokyo, or is God just a Perfect Buddhist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:07:53 2008 No.900771 is this roleplaying

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:07:56 2008 No.900766 It could be worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:08:00 2008 No.900775 Are you implying that I was reincarnated as Youkai in Gensokyo and can be a touhou?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:08:06 2008 No.900777 RAN. WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME LIKE THAT. STOP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:10:11 2008 No.900789 File: 126 KB, 452x400, 1214529011647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck, I'm dinner aren't I?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:10:45 2008 No.900794 File: 57 KB, 200x228, 1214529045903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>900758 rangonnabopyouonegirl.png I don't think so, Tim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:11:18 2008 No.900798 >>900789 Does this mean I'm going to be eaten by Yuyuko? Because that would be awesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:11:52 2008 No.900796 I'd laugh my ass off, and yes, it is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:12:11 2008 No.900801 File: 422 KB, 1250x1425, 1214529131566.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TAILS.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Jun 27 01:13:15 2008 No.900810 So I'm in Gensokyo now? That is a fate worse than death.

>>	Night_Raven Fri Jun 27 01:15:44 2008 No.900825 >>900810 How so? I would think waking up next to Reimu would be a fate worse then death, not being in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:16:10 2008 No.900828 I'M GONNA BOP YOU ONE, YUKARI

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:19:20 2008 No.900841 File: 97 KB, 480x768, 1214529560672.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Awesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:19:39 2008 No.900843 OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EYES EVERYTHING'S BLURRY

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:22:15 2008 No.900851 File: 27 KB, 400x400, 1214529735133.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Night_Raven Fri Jun 27 01:22:32 2008 No.900854 >>900841 i dont see how one can yiff if they are 90% humanlooking and 10% furfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:27:44 2008 No.900879 >>900854 The tails

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:28:28 2008 No.900883 >>900771 No this is Sparta.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:31:18 2008 No.900894 >>900854 Each tail is 10% so Ran is at least 80%

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:31:51 2008 No.900897 File: 37 KB, 350x299, 1214530311790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>900758 Ran isn't the only being in Gensokyo that can smirk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:32:31 2008 No.900900 >>900897 That's less of a smirk and more of an "I'm going to devour you."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:37:36 2008 No.900931 File: 13 KB, 200x228, 1214530656197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:38:09 2008 No.900936 File: 392 KB, 800x853, 1214530689042.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:46:20 2008 No.900981 File: 543 KB, 1068x1515, 1214531180228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Smirk this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:47:38 2008 No.900982 >>900981 I smirk'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:48:32 2008 No.900986 File: 38 KB, 420x402, 1214531312734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>900981

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:51:21 2008 No.900997 I...I GOT A RAISE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:53:12 2008 No.901005 File: 48 KB, 1024x768, 1214531592128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>900997 ...

>>	Night_Raven Fri Jun 27 01:54:30 2008 No.901011 >>900894 still looks humanlike to me

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Jun 27 01:55:53 2008 No.901017 File: 58 KB, 251x246, 1214531753038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH HAY GUISE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:58:14 2008 No.901026 A R E N I S F I N E T O O . .

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 01:58:42 2008 No.901027 >>901011 Well, it was a joke, so yeah. Ears are 5%, a tail is 5%, making a 10% However, Ran has 9 tails, so logically she is 50%. Chan is 15%.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:03:13 2008 No.901042 File: 11 KB, 103x125, 1214532193418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>901027 >Chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:03:19 2008 No.901043 File: 246 KB, 604x850, 1214532199165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>900789 Yup.

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Fri Jun 27 02:04:46 2008 No.901047 File: 54 KB, 350x276, 1214532286513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>901042

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:05:06 2008 No.901051 >>901043 Why didn't Yukari join in?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:07:06 2008 No.901055 >>901027 No, the feature of having a tail is still worth only 5%, no matter how many there are. Her features are not 50% fox.

>>	Night_Raven Fri Jun 27 02:09:12 2008 No.901059 >>901055 This anon saving us from Yiffing in hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:10:13 2008 No.901064 >>901047 Jackie Chan in his prime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:10:13 2008 No.901065 >>901051 She's done already? Too early in the morning? Living on booze alone? Messing with the boundary of her shikigami's stomach and her own?

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Fri Jun 27 02:11:17 2008 No.901070 >>901065 Templates like that are forbidden.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:15:59 2008 No.901094 File: 26 KB, 400x593, 1214532959426.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>901027 Already debunked by >>901055, but you fail at math.

>>	Night_Raven Fri Jun 27 02:21:38 2008 No.901120 I don't think there is a /jp/er here that likes touhou, that would not hit any of the touhou's in Gensokyo. I for one would hit Ran and Chen with the fist of God.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:25:50 2008 No.901131 >>901120 I'd hit Chen in front of Ran.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:28:41 2008 No.901139 File: 24 KB, 350x276, 1214533721735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>901047

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:30:36 2008 No.901146 >>901120 There's plenty I wouldn't hit.

>>	Night_Raven Fri Jun 27 02:31:37 2008 No.901149 >>901139 cant unsee it >>901146 GB2/a/

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Fri Jun 27 02:32:27 2008 No.901151 File: 525 KB, 1024x768, 1214533947277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>901139

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:38:34 2008 No.901173 >>900758 Awesome, can I see the lines now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:40:59 2008 No.901186 File: 17 KB, 405x289, 1214534459508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>901139

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:43:44 2008 No.901201 >>900981 m_o_h isn't much of a lead, what is sauce?

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Fri Jun 27 02:44:21 2008 No.901207 >>901201 M-O-H

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:44:33 2008 No.901208 File: 40 KB, 490x647, 1214534673315.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:51:13 2008 No.901252 >>901208 wat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:52:16 2008 No.901256 >>901201 [March] M-O-H (Touhou) (ENG)

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Fri Jun 27 02:52:56 2008 No.901260 File: 64 KB, 701x718, 1214535176718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>901252 It's Jackie Chen, here is his rival Bruce Meiling

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 02:58:10 2008 No.901292 >>901260 Hong Norris.

>>	Chao !!eFZ1anCCqZ2 Fri Jun 27 03:35:48 2008 No.901472 >Is this awesome? Very.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 13:16:42 2008 No.903918 File: 151 KB, 697x472, 1214572602800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You open your eyes, and you see the image on the left. here is the right picture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 13:20:28 2008 No.903929 >>903918 THAT'S truly awesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 13:24:18 2008 No.903942 >>903918 Awesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 13:25:28 2008 No.903945 OK /jp/. So one day you're out driving around and you get hit by a large truck, or you go off a waterfall in a barrel and drown, or whatever. You die. You see nothing, hear nothing, feel nothing, cause you don't exist anymore. Is this awesome ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 13:32:25 2008 No.903974 >>903945 :(

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