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9005315 No.9005315 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do if a Fujoshi offered to allow you to be a hiki in her home in exchange for sex?

>> No.9005323

That would never.

>> No.9005325

It's okay by me.

>> No.9005331
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9005331

I see the succubi are growing more clever by the day.

>> No.9005330

What if the deal included all the things you liked?

>> No.9005338

If she's not fat and her face isn't too ugly, maybe.

>> No.9005340

Too lewd.

>> No.9005345

What if she was also extremely rich?

>> No.9005350

Ask Craigslist for men in our area.

>> No.9005352

>>9005345
Absolutely not.

Leeching off the sweat and blood of exploited workers is a no-no.

>> No.9005364

What if you were the Fujoshi?

>> No.9005371
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>>9005315
Seeing as we're talking about a Fujoshi, I'd be terrified of what exactly she wants to do sexually. I wouldn't be able to live like that, constantly terrified of my room door opening and a fujoshi invading my safe haven, using me to quench her sexual fetishes.

>> No.9005373

>>9005371
If she told me about her fetishes before any deal is made and I don't find them that bad, then I might accept the offer, though.

>> No.9005377

i totally would
only if she is not obese though (a bit fat is ok)
also i don't want to be 100% hiki if that's okay
im a 3dpd lover come at me fujoshis
my standards are non existant
post location

>> No.9005598

What if Fujoshi liked 2uhu aswell?

>> No.9005622

I don't care if she's ugly as long as she's skinny. If she's skinny then I can make do with the situation.

>> No.9005627
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9005627

What if...

What if the fujoshi was Shakin' Mami?

>> No.9005640

no thx

>> No.9005645

I could be a housewife?..

No, I can't.
Girls are all whores, so I would probably catch some disease from her just touching me.
I would only do it if another guy asked me to and he was also from /jp/, and we could both be happy together and do frottage.

>> No.9005648

>>9005315
I challenge you to find me one such person.

There are none

Anywhere

>> No.9005655

I wouldn't really require the sex, not interested in 3D.
I'd give her room and board in exchange for not breaking anything and cleaning up after herself.

>> No.9005658

>>9005645
If you're okay with wearing girls clothing most of the time, like maid outfits and such, I have a proposition.

>> No.9005665

Depends on her dick, really. If it looks tasty enough than sure, why not.

>> No.9005662

>>9005655
You missed the point of the ultimatum.

Pro:
You get somewhere to stay and be a shut-in.

Con:
You have to have sex with an ugly 3D whore.

>> No.9005670

>>9005662
Oh whoops I misread the situation, I got the positions mixed up.

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>> No.9005697

>>9005371
Seeing as we're talking about a Fujoshi, I'd be highly intrigued of what exactly she wants to do sexually.

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