/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How do I become Otaku, /jp/? Teach me the ways of the basement dweller, Anon-Sensei.

[Anonymous No.]

All you have to do is look within.

[Anonymous No.]

Put an ice cube up your ass

[Anonymous No.]

1. Stay inside
2. Go to 1.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, you sit in your basement all day, play VN's, fap to 2D porn and shitpost on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

You lack conviction. This is why you fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9005045
That just makes you a hikki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9005042
If you must ask then you'll never become one. recommend you go to /a/, as they accept failed otaku who pretend they are so.

[Anonymous No.]

- Play games all day
- Watch anime all day
- Read manga all day
- In social interactions, only talk about games, anime and manga
- Wear clothes that identify your status as an otaku
- Buy lots of figurine
- Post on forums about your hobby, preferably on retarded boards like 4chan
- Start your own blog about games, anime or manga, or all the above
- When you are ready for the next level, drop from school/work and become a NEET to fully dedicate to your otaku world
- Stop going outside and cut off any relationship with normals you previously had, if any

[Anonymous No.]

>>9005059
And you're an otaku because of it.
Congrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9005069
what are you a normal, that you can't get the difference between hikki and otaku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9005056
holy crap, that's the sadistic old guy from kill bill O:

[Anonymous No.]

You need to be rather introverted. Going to parties would cut on your anime time. You need to watch all sorts of anime, play all sorts of otaku games and play a lot of VNs, and you need to have an inner otaku who yearns for moe-mongering moeshit like Ikamusume or Hyperdimension Neptunia or Arcana Heart.

Also, you need to spend enough time on Danbooru to develop a liking for common otaku kinks: pantsu, shimapan, zettai ryouiki, pettanko, fundoshi, sukumizu, buruma, and panchira. You also need to be into common sexual activities like nakadashi, paizuri, shota, loli, netorare, incest and twincest.