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8992261 No.8992261 [Reply] [Original]

Why is there not a bee touhou?

Just imagine it... after a long day of work, you two smoke weed together until she passes out, and then you get to eat her sticky, thick, sweet, delicious honey. And she wouldn't be just some chump, she'd be a fucking QUEEN.

>> No.8992272

>>8992261
Bees are not cute.

>> No.8992275

>>8992272
What if she had little wings and a cute hat?

She could have something like racing goggles on her head that kinda look like bug eyes.

>> No.8992281
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8992281

We allready have a bug touhou, and she sucks. Why would you want another?

>> No.8992289

>>8992281
She doesn't suck, she's great! She's one of the best!

>> No.8992302

I want a dick touhou.
I'd tickle her and she can vomit cum on me

>> No.8992307

>>8992302
I-I can be your dick touhou if you want.

>> No.8992308

>>8992281
she's a mosquito right

>> No.8992315

>I-I can be your dick touhou if you want.
Everyday these conversations get weirder and weirder.

>> No.8992332
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8992332

Bump for OC

>> No.8992338

>>8992332
>breasts
bee touhou = slut touhou

>> No.8992343

>>8992307
You can vomit cum?

>> No.8992346

>>8992343
Cum comes out of the dick head's mouth, doesn't it?

>> No.8992367

why isnt their a titty touhou? she could wear a bra as a hat xD sooo randumb

>> No.8992397

>>8992367
Panty youkai would be better. After all, there's an umbrella youkai.

>> No.8992404

>>8992397
>>8992367
Why not just make that girl from chu-bra a tuhu?

>> No.8992424

>>8992404
What's chu-bra?

>> No.8992515

>>8992343
No problem, but you need to drop your pants and look away for a minute before I can vomit cum.
Special dick 2hu magic.

>> No.8992532

>>8992424
An anime about a middle school girl who teachers her middle school friends, one of which becomes a lesbian, about the wonders of feminine and adult underwear. Really, it's only about underwear.

>> No.8992538

Reading about how bee society works really sickens me. They're so cold and cruel. It's like I'm cosplaying as vomit-chan when I read bee wikipedia articles.

>> No.8992550
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8992550

chu-bra was pretty shit but it's rare that I can actually masturbate to an anime screenshot

>> No.8992720

Is there a tree 2hu?

I want mapple syrup.

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