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ITT your most traumatic /jp/ experience.

I once typed a very angry reply without thinking it through. After hitting submit I realized I had completely mis understood what the OP was trying to say and felt like a tremendous retard. I tried to delete it but the archive got it. I migrated to a different board for several days until the shame faded away.

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>>8988872

>> No.8990531

i once farted reeeeeaaaaaly badly on /jp/ and i thought i would die from my own fart

>> No.8990533

Are you the same guy of the typo?

>> No.8990539

Had a meet up with a "girl" from /jp/

I don't even need to finish this story do I.

>> No.8990540

I posted in the wrong thread once and had to wait a whole minute to delete my post. luckily, it was at the slowest time of the day and nobody replied to me.

longest minute of my life

>> No.8990545

I type up comments like a robot for threads then end up not posting them.

>> No.8990543

>>8990535
Why can't you read?

>> No.8990547

>>8990539
Please do.

>> No.8990551
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>>8990543
I don't know.

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8990552

sometimes it gets hard.. hard to take the bullying sometimes.. you know who it is im talking about ;~;

>> No.8990561

I made an image I thought was pretty great but someone told me it sucked and that I should never post it again.

>> No.8990558

I don't even feel comfortable talking about it. This is my first post in weeks.

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>>8990540
and you know that post will be on the archive too ;~; i feel your pain :((( an eternal reminder of your mistaek

>> No.8990562

>>8990539
Yes you need

>> No.8990567

I don't know about traumatic, but I blush and hide my face when an anon compliments me and I once created an account to e-mail an anon from /jp/ but I'm too embarassed to check if he ever answered me. This was a couple of months ago. He wanted someone to play games with.

I really don't know why I get so shy and fluttery when this kind of stuff happens.

>> No.8990582

I once meant to post a picture showing how shitty a forum I used was. I accidentally submitted a screenshot of the sign up page for the forum showing my username, password, email address and all open tabs and shit that I had. I saved the picture to keep a record of my password.

This happened over 2 years ago and will haunt me forever. It was probably archived or saved by someone, it was a total disaster since back then I used the same password for a load of things.

>> No.8990576

>>8990567
Poor guy is still waiting for a response.

>> No.8990577

>>8990539
Please tell us the rest of this story. The quotation marks lead me to believe it was a butly man who made a girl out of you.

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>>8990567
thats really kawaii :)
im easily embarassed too!!!

>> No.8990594

Back in 2009 I saw someone get doxed from his .exif data. It scared the shit out of me. So I never post any photos. I wanna contribute to the fig threads but I can't.

>> No.8990602

>>8990594
Just use exiftool.

>> No.8990603

>>8990594
I just copy and paste it from a paint window into another paint window and paste it again.

I think that does it.

>> No.8990606

I got banned. It was only for 3 days but being without /jp/ for so long really hurts. I love you guys too much.

>> No.8990614

stop caring so much op, you're acting like you've posted your address on a board full of serial killers.

>> No.8990611
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I once hit it off with an Anon on /jp/ when I was trying to find someone to play games with. He ended up emailing me once, but, being socially retarded, I was really nervous about replying. After bracing myself for the worst and casting away my anxiety, I wrote him a response and waited.

He never wrote back to me.

>> No.8990618

After some games of soku in which I did very poorly, my opponent spoke to me as if I had just started playing and beginner advice but I had in fact been playing for more than a year. I uninstalled soku from embarrassment and haven't played it since, nor have I melted with /jp/ since Actress Again CC came out, even though I always update right away.

>> No.8990619

>>8990606
>how do i router reset?

>> No.8990626

>>8990619
How do I static IP?

>> No.8990632

>>8990626
>2012

>> No.8990640

>>8990632
Not everyone has the luxury of having a decent ISP.

>> No.8990649

>>8990611
I could play with you, if you're interested.

>> No.8990666

It's funny how the words of an anonymous poster can really hurt your psyche. Even borderline ironic comments like "frig off nerd" make me uncomfortable depending on the context.

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>>8990666
i know how you feel!! you are doing great so dont worry.. you have good trips

>> No.8990702

>>8990567
>>8990611
I love these.

>> No.8990708

Someone said they didn't like a thing I posted in an OC thread. I haven't made any kind of fanart since then.

>> No.8990712

i posted in this thread xD

>> No.8990725

>>8990649
Really? Ever since that incident, I've been a bit hesitant about reaching out to other /jp/ Anons...

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>>8990611
>>8990725
I know you're not him, but you're making me feel really bad about it. And I forgot my password, too.

>> No.8990747

I found a good guy over Steam to play Ruse 2v2. We played like over 200hrs and then I started feeling like I had gotten enough. Instead of saying straight that I don't really feel like playing anymore I stopped logging onto steam / tick offline mode and started avoiding him. After two months of escaping him I man up to log in and show myself online he instantly messages me:
>Dude, where have you been? I've been so lonely. Wanna play something?
I make an excuse and log off, change my name and remove him from friends list. Fuck me.

>> No.8990760

I'm scared to post anything because of a certain trip that hates me, if he is even anon I'm terrified he'll see my posts and know who I am.

>> No.8990764

>>8990747
W-what the hell, why.

>> No.8990771

>>8990747
you're a huge asshole and i despise you.

>> No.8990772 [DELETED] 

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You can get one too!

>> minecraftcodes.me <<

>> No.8990773

>>8990747
Coldblooded

>> No.8990776

>>8990747
I always do the same thing with everyone I play games with. Once I get bored I go offline or months until they remove me from their list. I can't stand talking to the same people for more than a few weeks.

>> No.8990787

Speaking of Steam is there a /jp/ group there?

>> No.8990796

>>8990787
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/shitpster

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>>8990747
>>8990776
h...heartless... you remind me of squidy... but at least i have my squidy figure to remind me of him.. b...but look! ika is harassing my milky holmes!

>> No.8990799

>>8990787
There's a shitposter community there at the very least.

>> No.8990813

>>8990787
>>8990796
>>8990799
Found this also.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/jaypee

>> No.8990816

>>8990787
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/japangeneral

>> No.8990820

>>8990816
>>8990813
Only the shitposter one has an active chat.

>> No.8990822

That one time when someone called me a hipster

>> No.8990831

>>8990793
>Spore
You have no taste, casual scum.

>> No.8990828

>>8990820
Why would you want to chat? Steam is about playing games.

>> No.8990835

>>8990561
Was it a 2hu image saying how awesome and hard they? That was me.

>> No.8990841

>>8990747

I used to play a lot of MMOs, and I liked to play with other people. Whenever they started getting close though I would log in and pretend to be my little brother and reply to all my friends that my older brother (me) had died.

At the time I felt clever, but now I just feel bad. I doubt even a single person believed me, but I still feel guilty sometimes.

>> No.8990851

>>8990828
Because if a group has an active chatroom you can just jump in and ask if anyone wants to play a game with you. Otherwise you have to message the members individually and it can be very awkward.

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Well I will take the chance and ask in this thread if someone will play Diablo 3 on 15 ?

would be awesome if we can get a 4 man /jp/ team

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>>8990841
dang i felt like doing that sometiems.. kinda glad i didnt..

>> No.8990859

>>8990835
How the hell did you recognize me? Just how?

>> No.8990862
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>>8990851
If my team mate doesn't have the guts to ask me to play with him in person, I wouldn't trust him to watch my back.

>> No.8990857

I said some mean things to an anon from here and they promptly deleted the post I replied to. I don't know why, but I felt bad for days.

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8990866

speaking of gammes does anyone play tribes? :)

>> No.8990865

When I was new to browsing /jp/ I started shitposting on other boards.

I don't even care.

>> No.8990870

>>8990831
Spore was fun until after the creature stage..

>> No.8990877

The best part about typing like an autistic retard on the internet is nobody knows who you are.

>> No.8990873
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>>8990859
Intuition.

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>>8990870
yeah what a let down.. sheesh >_<;;

>> No.8990879

>>8990857
This happens a lot to me, it's a bad habit of mine to be an asshole, and it makes some people sad and makes them delete their posts. Makes me feel bad when it's like that.

>> No.8990893

I feel like I'm preparing for one. I'm trying to get along with a /jp/er but I'm not sure if it will work. I guess it sounds like it's not as rare as I thought.

>> No.8990898

>>8990539
I'm still waiting for your story anon. I'll wait. You type it out the way you like it. I'm here to listen and provide a crying shoulder.

>> No.8990900

>>8990828
It's easier to make friends in a chatroom. Less pressure.

>> No.8990909

>>8990900
Less pressure? If you say something stupid, then everyone in the chat will be there to see it.

>> No.8990919

>>8990909
Yeah but you can just laugh it off. It's less pressure since theres no pressure to talk all the time

>> No.8990922
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>>8990909
Not only that. Everyone in the chat will make fun of you. Everyone at once will shun you and, when you dare post your id on /jp/, they'll follow you and laugh. Then they'll tell everyone how much of a loser you are and make you look bad. Then you'll never be able to get any more friends from /jp/ and will be relegated to playing with idiots from /v/.

>> No.8990921

>>8990545
I do this all the time. Infact I did it last time I was about to post on this thread and quote this post, but then I decided that I'll post like a champ.

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>>8990922
n..not in the friendposter chatroom... its a friendly zone... no bullying allowed...

>> No.8990933 [DELETED] 

>>8990926
That's what you think. They just play with you so they can get more material with which they can make more fun of you when you're not around. Why do you think we all hate you in /jp/?

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>>8990933
you dont all hate me its just a vocal minotiry o_O

>> No.8990951

I hate group chats, I always feel like a fucking fool, even with /jp/ I feel like an outsider, everyone's a normalfag and can just have a fun time with eachother, I can't.

>> No.8990952 [DELETED] 

*sigh* good morning nsj..

>> No.8990962 [DELETED] 

>>8990960
thanks!!

>> No.8990958
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8990958

Speaking of /jp/ friends, this makes me remember that one guy I played with. We played Aion and later Aika together, the only friend who I actually talked to, after /jp/ quit Aika I never saw him again... I forgot to get anything to contact him or any way for him to contact me besides him knowing I was Nanaya!yr

I decided to try the free aion and this reminded me of the regret. I doubt he is still even on /jp/... I've had a few friends since then, but no one like him.

>> No.8990960

>>8990952
it's ok Fukune, I think you're a valuable member of the community.

>> No.8990972

>>8990951
If it makes you feel any better, it's usually the most normal ones who decide to join a group of any kind. The rest of us avoid those kind of things.

>> No.8990994

>>8990972
I made a group for /jp/, which was for NO NORMALFAGS!
But it got raped by normies and I had to shut it down.

>> No.8991003

>>8990994
Advertising NO NORMALFAGS is a surefire way to attract /a/ sub-humans.

>> No.8991007

I have a friend on Steam, and he always used to play League of Legends with me even though he was a total pro lvl30 player while I was a terrible player who never improved.
One day I changed my name to another steam friend's name (a mutual friend), as a joke. While I was using that name, he told me (thinking I was him), "Let's play a League match!, let's not invite anon though, he sucks at this game.". At that moment he realized it was me, and told me he knew it from the beginning and he was just joking.
I cried myself to sleep that night, and from then on I avoided his invitations by telling him I was busy or something, and then I uninstalled the game.
I still love him though... I know he's not a bad friend...

>> No.8991011

I don't post a whole lot to even experience such things.

>> No.8991012

>>8991007
I'd be your friend and play with you if I didn't hate LoL.

>> No.8991008

I refuse to communicate directly with anyone on the internet that I don't already know (so pretty much one person).
I'm afraid of confrontation, so chat, groups, the occasional omegle threads, etc. are completely out of the question.

>> No.8991013

>>8990951
Reminds me when I joined the #jp irc channel. Everyone were having small talk and spammed XD and other smileys excessively. Never again.

>> No.8991037

>>8991007
He did you a favor. LoL is a terrible game.

>> No.8991041

I always hang out in a certain /jp/ steam group, even though I never say anything, because I'm too shy. All of the members seem to love each other a lot, and I always feel like a dirty outsider who keeps bothering them by being there, not saying anything...

>> No.8991057

I want to add /jp/ to PSN if any of you guys have an account... We don't have to talk but we can see what games we're playing and pretend we're good friends.

>> No.8991073

>>8991057
I would take you up on that offer, but the only internet I have is dial-up until sometime next year..So you would have a pending friend for a long time.

>> No.8991074

>>8991057
There was a google spreadsheet from last year with some IDs. Check the archive.

>> No.8991081

>>8991057
Okay then.
Email field.

>> No.8991124

I recently chatted with a shy and lonely /jp/er on omegle. I managed to have a nice conversation with him and in the end gave him my email and told him that everyone deserves a friend. He never mailed me. I hope I didn't come off as condescending or something. ;_;

>> No.8991129

I don't delete my posts ever, because someone's bound to see and even if they don't, there are people who like to browse the most recent deleted posted on warosu(not foolz!) to get a load of all those loser nerds.

>> No.8991147

>>8991041

I know you, you're a faggot.

>> No.8991153

>>8991041
you hang out with us?

>> No.8991157

>>8991041
I know which group you're talking about and I don't pity you. You're part of the cancer that's killing this board.

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>>8991157

>cancer

>>>/b/

>> No.8991209

My most traumatic /jp/ experience was probably during an omegle thread.

Originally I wasn't really too keen on the idea of a one on one chat with someone I didn't know, but eventually I decided to man up and just try it. The first person I was paired up with was a very friendly /jp/ anon who was actually trying to initiate a decent conversation. Unfortunately as soon as he had started typing I froze in complete terror. After ~5 minutes or so I finally just closed out of the tab and left him there.

I felt fucking terrible about leaving him hanging for the next couple days and decided I would never be doing that ever again.

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I always end up lying about the fact that I actually study Japanese as a degree when on /jp/ because of a specific experience. I told one /jp/friend I'd gotten the e-mail of in a meetup thread about two years ago (when I'd just begun my course), and I was laughed at and ridiculed even though we had talked pleasantly for hours prior to that.

I'm amazingly happy and proud that I'm able to pursue what I enjoy (at a top level university, and thus I'd like to think I'm by no means stupid), but as we all know every /jp/ denizen is autistic and is supposed to do something mathematics based. I never see anybody claim to actually be studying Japanese as a degree. I'm often made to feel that my subject choice is a poor one that I've taken just so I can play untraslated eroge, and thereby people oversimplyify the last few years of study into something so basic that it can be obtained through raping anki flashcards.

I normally just say I study theoretical physics now if asked, as I know enough about it to get by in a discussion of it. I hope people will be more accepting of what I really do when I'm skilled enough to translate their shit for them and avoid such abominations as in pic.

>> No.8991318

Mistyped a few things while drunk.

>> No.8991332

/jp/ is so moe

>> No.8991351

Even though I never use Stream, I decided to start it up for once. I joined in with /jp/ playing Magica. I was new to the game so I was terrible at it, and my connection was really slow as well. Everyone else was doing so much better and I felt that I was a burden, so I stopped playing.

>> No.8991360

>>8990539
I'm still waiting for your story, anon. I'll be here forever. That means until the thread 404s.

>> No.8991378

Don't know if more traumatic, but the one I can think of now: someone asked the best order to play the touhou windows games, and when I meant to say EoSD, I said SDM (scarlet devil mansion). I was just trying to help, but then someone replied saying that he hoped I was trolling.
I felt really bad.

>> No.8991399

>>8991378
I remember you.

Yet I can't remember what I did yesterday.

>> No.8991412

Not exactly a trauma. I managed to make a lot of /jp/ friends through steam but I've never actually told them I browse /jp/. I don't even have any chan groups associated with my account. I like to keep both things separated.

>> No.8991423

>>8991378
>but then someone replied saying that he hoped I was trolling.
I'd have said the same thing. Everyone knows it's always best to start with HRtP.
Why would someone start at number 6 and not 1 is beyond me.

>> No.8991428

>>8991399
>>8991423
I'm sorry ;_;

>> No.8991442

/jp/ is sometimes frustratingly shitty. Teenagers doing NEET roleplay are the worst.

>> No.8991490

>>8991442
If only we had more quality posters like yourself who enjoy shitting up threads with off-topic complaints.

>> No.8991590

>>8991360
>I'll be here forever.
>That means until the thread 404s.
If you want to wait forever, why not follow the thread in every known archive until it no longer exists anywhere on the internet?

He might one day ghost post his story.

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>>8990708
They're just jealous of your abilities.
Was it a Rika draw thread?

>> No.8993098

i can't help but feel bad for tripfriends who samefag and forget to remove their trip.

>> No.8993165

It's not really a trauma, but back when /jp/ met up over Omegle I met a really nice /jp/sie. We talked about sewing and fashion and he gave me his email if I ever wanted to talk again.

I never did, and I'm worried that since it's been a while, emailing him would be awkward.

>> No.8993190

Learning experience. The lesson is to take it easy.

>> No.8993226

One time someone on here called me a faggot and everyone was being really mean.

We're just playing around though right?

("One time", ehhh, I meant to say everyday...)

>> No.8993234

My traumatic experiences happen in online games. Whenever I have to interact with people, I freak out, sweat, struggle to breathe and hope I don't fuck up. Playing multiplayer games, whether coop or versus, anything at all, it makes me struggle to function properly and I've fainted a couple of times. Needless to say, I don't play multiplayer games any more due to not wanting to stress myself out.

>> No.8993236

I've made "friends" with a schizoid, and sadist.
They were my only friends I've ever made, but they made me really sad.

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8993239

I both misquoted a post AND misread the post of who I wanted to quote. It was also with a picture that was completely inappropriate since I wanted to post something else completely, but 4chan x updated and I wanted to reply to the new post.

I felt ridiculous

>> No.8993243

>>8993236
Oh, sorry, my bad.
I meant, they were the only people I talked to online for longer than 2 days.

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8993253

I still have not recovered.
Traumatic as hell.

>> No.8993256

>>8993234

>I freak out, sweat, struggle to breathe and hope I don't fuck up
>I've fainted a couple times

Really?

>> No.8993257

>>8993253
I wish Rita would respond.

I actually saw her post on /jp/ yesterday and told her to respond. She freaked out.

>> No.8993264

>>8993253
Hey, /jp/, if I whine about how my love online broke off with me, will I get a VN made about it too?

>> No.8993267

>>8993256
Yes, I really can't deal with people in an environment where I'm not anonymous like now.

>> No.8993268

>>8993253
serves you right.

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>>8993257
How would you know who Rita is from her posts...
Sometimes I see posts that I think are her, and I get angry and tell her to please respond and say how much I missed her, but the poster never responds or tells me they are not Rita.

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8993298

In case rita does respond, please use the current email on my MSN profile.
I forgot the password to that lavabit account. I think it was something about homu though...
The same email you sent a friend request to initially from your msn hotmail.

I still check it!

>> No.8993337

This thread, man. This thread.

>> No.8993376

who is rita?

>> No.8993387

>>8993376
probably some shitposter. Everyone is nowadays..

>> No.8993394

>>8993387
yeah, i guess.

>> No.8993420

Suigin owned me hard once and I've never been the same since.

>> No.8993472

>>8993376
read about it on foolz

>> No.8993558

>>8993420
Don't worry, you ancient beaner, you.
Suigin owns us all, at some point or another.

>> No.8993564

>>8993472
spoonfeed me please

>> No.8993580

>>8993558
How? I've only lurked prior to 2012.

>> No.8993596

>>8993580
I wasn't talking to you, you piece of shit.
Fuck you, don't butt in where you're not wanted.

>> No.8993642

>>8993596
wow dont get so angry

>> No.8993649

>>8993642
Don't tell me what to do, nerd.

>> No.8993656

>>8993649
just chill out. take it easy. no ones here to make u have a hard time

>> No.8993677

>>8993656
You want shit? Me and >>8993672 san will beat your ass.

>> No.8993672

>>8993656
Quit hassling my friend you little shit.

>> No.8993681

>>8993672
i dont think he's ur friend. i think ur the same guy. and im probably taller than u

>> No.8993699

>>8993681
better looking too

>> No.8993723

>>8993681
OK, that's it sperglord, let's take this outside.

>> No.8993725

>>8993677
I'll beat both your asses even if I'm a little girl.

>> No.8993738

>>8993723
Fuck you nerd, this is between me and beaneranddirty.
You want to throw down? We can do that after I done finish my business.

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>>8993298
>>8993253
>>8993274
Autism defined.

Just think, Rita might still be cybering with you today if you never made her into a /jp/ meme.

>> No.8993761

>>8993745
who is rita?

>> No.8993774
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>>8993761

>> No.8993857

I once made a series of threads asking /jp/ which doujin they wanted to have translated to English.

We settled on Satori's Funtime Zoo

How embarrasing--but it was /jp/'s choice.

>> No.8994245

>>8993774
yeh but who is she

>> No.8994287

I don't really think I've done anything on /jp/ to give myself anxiety.

I have written a bunch of paragraphs on touhous and the cleanliness of their asses though. I feel a slight disappointment in that I never finished all of the Windows touhous, but then again the touhous I had left to do didn't seem easy to analyze.

>> No.8994293

>>8993239
With any luck, people might have thought you were intentionally posting nonsense.

>> No.8994298 [DELETED] 
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once a fat nerd came to my house and started pounding on my door in the middle of the night (11:00 PM if I recall correctly). no one went to the door. then he started screaming "TOKIKO... TOOOOKIIIIIKOOOOOO...... GET DOWN HERE YOU FAGGOT!" and he started pounding on the door really loudly. my sister burst into tears but i said to her "don't worry, i got this." ran down with my samurai sword and i said to that nerd "if i see u here again ill fuckin kill you" and he burst into tears and ran off

im pretty cool

>> No.8994299

Vacation with my family and I almost dropped in a POOL OF FUCKING GATORS. Good thing my dad got a grip of me really quick. And since that day, I don't want to go to any zoo ever again.

>> No.8994303

I looked up rita on foolz and realized it's that thing that I was in the thread for where the guy was a real dick and deserved it.

I didn't realize all this stuff had happened, like it getting a VN. I'm going to read it.

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>>8994303
funnyhoneybunny or sunnyfunnybunny or something @ live.com is her address

hold on i;ll find it

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8994308

honeyfunnysunny@live.com = RITA

>that chair when she blocked me

>> No.8994316

>>8994308
I think I'll say hello and to please respond. It's going to be epic.

>> No.8994322

>>8993857
Where is that doujin anyway?
Has desudesu or whoever finished?

>> No.8994329

What the HELL is this Rita shit. I'm lost.

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>>8994329
A female /jp/er added a bunch of /jp/sies. For a short time she pretends to be very interested, you know, while she's seducing them. Then as soon as the unknowing /jp/edo is about to confess to her his deepest feelings, she blocks him. She is a cruel, evil, and vile temptress. She is alleged to be a Japanese heiress who travels the world in her yacht, but nothing is known for certain.


You can't make this shit up.

>> No.8994350

I once lost an argument so thoroughly that I decided to switch sides and start berating and insulting my own posts anonymously. Since I felt overwhelming shame from having lost the only way I could live with myself was to at least be on the winning side.

>> No.8994354

>>8994338
I see. So that's why someone replied to a Rustle's Diploma Mill pic like the girl was called Rita.

>> No.8994359

>>8994338
ENJOEE ENJOEE

>> No.8994365

Fuck, that had nothing to do with rita.

>> No.8994367

is dis rita gurl hawt?

>> No.8994372

>>8994367
i wonder

>> No.8994380

>>8994350
Every time I get into an argument on /jp/ I also anonymously insult my own posts, but so obnoxiously that it makes the guys I'm arguing against look bad.

>> No.8994386

>>8994380
Clever, I wish I could be a strategic post like you.

>> No.8994390

>>8994380

Faggot

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>>8994338
/jp/ers falling for a girl on IM
>mfw

>> No.8994411

>>8994380
That's hilarious. I hold the opinion that is is impossible to change anyone's mind on 4chan. I don't think anything good has ever came of a 4chan argument.

>> No.8994427

>>8994411
It's the collateral effects that make arguments worthwhile. I agree with you that if person A argues with person B that neither A nor B will change their minds about their opinions. Mostly because of pride, no one wants to admit they're wrong and will automatically defend themselves even if they don't know why.

However, on an imageboard like this there's sometimes hundreds of people watching a single argument. People who aren't sure what they believe so they watch to see who has the best points and the most reasonable logic. I know I personally have changed several things I believe simply because someone who had a similar way of thinking as me got pwned hard and all his points dissected to death.

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>>8994410
We mostly cammed, dunno what it was for other people. She was maybe 6/10 looks-wise but she had a really silly laugh. When she'd get drunk she'd make funny faces too. Her room was boring though and she was pretty autistic in chats.

ALSO her name isn't Rita, it changes a lot. When I met her it was "Caroline -" and I also remember her being a "Georgina -". She changed it every week or two to something else. I remember her clearly because she was the first /jp/er to add me on MSN and she was also the first /jp/sie who told me that I was a bad poster.

>> No.8994437

>>8994427
Thanks for the response. Great points.

>> No.8994441

>>8994434
I told you that you were a bad poster too you retard. Nice selective memory you have.

>> No.8994444

>>8994434
I don't understand... what happened to 3DPD, sucking dicks and masturbating to tohos?

>> No.8994451

>>8994444
Joking around is all well and good but at the end of the day a girl is a girl.

>> No.8994452

>>8994444
Who knows? I'm too tired to get mad at this colossal faggot.

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>>8994441
She was also in her .... early 30s, mid 30s, maybe? The first time I saw her I just thought "damn she's old." But she was alright to chat with because I was pretty bored and lonely. This was when I was still a trvneethikki so any form of human contact seemed quite different from how things were. Let's see, what else do I remember.... she had a bit of an accent, looked white-ish, maybe slightly Japanese. As soon as I saw that "Rita please respond" VN game though I knew EXACTLY who that /jp/sie was talking about, he was talking about this woman, whoever she is/was.

>> No.8994454

>>8994451
And? It's not like she's going to meet up with your and you'll suddenly stop being a loser.

>> No.8994456

>>8994454
;-;

>> No.8994457

>>8994453
I wonder if there's one or two 70-year-old's browsing /jp/. I'd like to think that maybe some guys got divorced in the 80's and found escapism in some anime and video games their kids had and then followed the rabbit hole all the way to 2012 where they're now NEET with us.

>> No.8994458

>>8994452
What an original post.

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8994460

>>8994453
Am I ugly enough?

>> No.8994461

>>8994453
That's unattractive as fuck, I want rita to be like 19.

>> No.8994465

>>8994460
I never believe the supposedly true tripfag pics the first time around. However I find this one really amusing seeing as how I've always imagined Tokiko being some loser underaged dick who pretends he's in college and knows what he's talking about. There's just something about Tokiko's posting style that tells me he's a chronic liar.

>> No.8994468

>>8994461
I'm 19.

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>>8994465
Kill me


please

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>>8994461
We can't all have what we want in life, Anonymous. Did you ever talk with her? One thing you should have noticed was that she was a compulsive liar (her occupation, location, etc changed every time I asked) and lying is always a big red flag. If you've read other peoples' stories about her (some guy keeps posting about her on Tohno-chan?) you'd also know that there's a notorious female troll on the board. The moral of the story is that you shouldn't trust random strangers on /jp/, even if they're women. 3DPD may be a joke, but like all good jokes, it has its roots in truth. Only be friends with women from 4chan; if it ever becomes more than that, you should just block her for your own safety

>> No.8994475

>>8994468
Yes but you're not a girl are you?

>> No.8994476

>>8994475
I'm a guy.

>> No.8994477

>>8994471
>3DPD may be a joke
But it's not, at least not for me.

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8994479

>>8994477
Don't make me angry

>> No.8994481

>>8994465
I can't believe this picture because I've seen a different ``real'' tokiko pic that looked completely different but equally pathetic. People just find pathetic images of teens and say they are the real tripfags and then people believe it. That's my theory anyway.

I was not really posting on /jp/ very much when this whole tokiko stuff started, so I don't know much about the poster himself. I just returned to /jp/ one day and everyone was talking about this guy tokiko like he had been there all long. Actually, wasn't he a namefag not a tripfag?

>> No.8994481,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>8994481
Yes, I only used a tripcode in very rare instances. It was #VIPPER26 and everyone on IRC, Steam, etc. knew it. I posted with a name and usually with an image of Tokiko, though I'd run out of images and eventually dropped using a picture altogether (some people also said I'd be a "better poster" if I stopped using it--guess they just wanted to mess with me).

>> No.8994481,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>8994481,1
That was back when you had successfully fooled people into thinking you were a new, retarded poster rather than a dedicated troll.

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