/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What was the NEETest thing you did today, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

today i skipped class to jerk off to touhou doujins

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

ur mom

[Anonymous No.]

I slept til 5pm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986721
Why are you crying? Because you had a good time instead of getting bored to death?

[Anonymous No.]

shaved my balls

[Anonymous No.]

I did nothing at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986727
casual

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986727

I slept from 2pm to 11:30pm.

[Anonymous No.]

Woke up at 5pm
Created a last.fm group dedicated to 2D delicious.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

Posted on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

All day staying inside and thinking of idea for manga I never will draw.

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

Slept in till like 4pm, then I sat on formspring for 4 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Skip class, shitpost on 4chan and eat ramen all day.

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[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

What's the NEETest thing possible?

If you really think about it, the longer you sleep, the longer you're able to analyze your own psyche, meaning you get a form of education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986782

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986779
>Created a last.fm group dedicated to 2D delicious.

Post it, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Actually, I jsut like sleeping in because of the vivid dreams I get.

My dreams are far more fun than real life could be, although the virtual world in my PC does not count as real life.

Each new dream is like an adventure, especially when you are quite good at remembering them.

[Anonymous No.]

I have been on the computer all day..
because I'm really sick and laying down makes my nose leak

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986803
>the longer you sleep, the longer you're able to analyze your own psyche

>he thinks dreams have deep, hidden meanings

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986811
who u quoting, nerd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986790
My Summer started on April 22nd and ends at the end of September.

I lugged a huge bag of groceries from the local supermarket up the road. I don't own a car, or have a driving licence. It's suffering. The main reason I went there is because I thought they would be selling Tera for cheap, but they didn't even carry PC games at all. When I got home I ordered Tera from Amazon, it should arrive this morning Then I went to sleep and woke up at midnight.

polite sage

[Anonymous No.]

I AM DRUNK HOLY SHIT.

This is now a thread for discussing drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986818
No it's not. Only normal fags get drunk and boast about it. Fuck off.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

W-What the HELL my post disappeared...?

repostan

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986818
How young are you, that being drunk is still something special and worthy of discussing online?
Drink alone, enjoy the depressive properties of alcohol intoxication and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986818
No!

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>>8986817
>polite sage

[Anonymous No.]

I got blood test results back today.
Doctor said I was dangerously low on vitamin D and was proscribed medicine for it. I didn't want to go to the pharmacy so I slept instead.

You get vitamin D from sunlight, just in case you didn't know.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986832
me 2 lols

>>8986817
I am reporting this post because I don't want subhuman /a/ fags shitting up my board.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986820

ahahaha


>>8986824

It pisses the janitor off. that's all i care about

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>8986834
Or you could just drink some milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986834
>prescribed medicine for vitamin D deficiency

was it vitamin D?

>>8986837

me 2 lols

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>>8986836
What makes me a subhuman /a/ fag? That's pretty hurtful.

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>>8986837
>>8986832
>>8986823
What the hell. Did you really need to post that thrice?

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986837
How, the spring semester is already over.

>>8986842
I drink lots of milk too. I was doing GOMAD a few months ago and got addicted to milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986850
me 2 lols

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>>8986834
Open the shades once in a while, and get indirect sunlight.
Vitamin D also helps prevent depression.
>>8986842
You don't get vitamin D from milk, idiot.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986841
Why would you intentionally want to make meido upset? She's been doing a great job today..

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986860
me 2 lols

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986849
The janitor seems to have a personal grudge against him which means deleting on-topic posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986834
My mother is always telling me to go outside and get some damn vitey-D's.

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>8986858
Although not occurring naturally, vitamin D is added to any milk I've seen at the store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986865
NSJ hates tripfags, it seems. ANON IS LEJUN RIGHT NSJ??

[Anonymous No.]

I watched anime and screamed at random people in the internet.

I'm no neet though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986878
What does NSJ stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986805

What is your profile, I'll send you an invite.

[Anonymous No.]

I slept from 10am to 10pm because I was up all night trying to 1cc MoF on hard. I never made it :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986861
>Great job
Three cosplay threads still up, deleting conversation links that were on topic, bullying tripfags, deleting touhou discussion threads, etc.
Today is one of the worse days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986881
I'm reporting this post because I don't want subhuman /a/ fags shitting up my board.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>8986881
New Sh*tty Janitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986887
Thanks.
>>8986885
Keep your inane thoughts to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986887
me2 lols

[Anonymous No.]

Woke up at 8pm, walked into the kitchen and talked to myself while making ramen then took it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986881
Don't worry about it. it's just shitposting.

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>>8986842
I drink milk everyday.
I don't think there's enough vitamin D in milk to live healthily on though.

>>8986858
Good advice, since I pretty much have the curtains closed all the time.
Problem is that I've been pretty much Nocturnal for about a week now. Go to bed at 5~7AM and wake up at 5~6PM

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>>8986897
Shut up, Tokiko.

[Anonymous No.]

NSJ = NEW SEXY JANITOR

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986907
me 2 lolss

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>8986898
Maybe things are different where you live, but there is plenty of Vitamin D in milk here. Definitely enough to live healthily off if you drank 2 or 3 glasses a day.

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>>8986884
All I see is ban evading shitposters getting deleted along with a lot of spam and bullshit threads.

If shitposts are your idea of a good board, I'm sure there are better places for you.

[Anonymous No.]

I planted peppers in my sister's garden just so I could relieve the crushing ennui temporarily with the distraction of work

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>>8986915
mee 2 lols

[Anonymous No.]

I went to buy my daily supplies of food at 3am when the bakery opens.
Since I wake up at 10pm I can't buy a weekly ammount at the supermarket.
and I get too tired after 8 am to do it then.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol.

[Anonymous No.]

skipped class to rp abdl stuff on the internet, while drinking 6 coffees and not eating anything.

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>>8986898
There're a few different isomers of vitamin D. Some you can get from your diet, but the best one you get is from UV activation. Just get a tanning lamp and sit under it part of the day.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>8986920
How do you guys type those kinds of posts with a straight face?

We really need "shitposters" and all its reddit meme variants word filtered to something else these days. Preferably to something equally nonsensical.

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>>8986953
crapflooders

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>>8986953
Posters of fecal matter.

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>>8986953
Quiet shitposter.

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>>8986953
zunbar? moar like zunFAR

as in so FAR youve given the board nuclear autism AIDS with ur poasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986953
poopyposter

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It's ok to shitpost if your post is accusing others of shitposting.

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>>8986803
Melatonin pills.
Eat a lot of banana and chicken for the tryptophan.
Serotonin pills are welcome too.

Meditation is a big plus.

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>ZUN!bar

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>>8986953
It's handy shorthand to describe the kind of poster that dedicates themselves to contribute nothing, spam unrelated threads and even when they pick a topic slightly related to the board, they'll do so in the crudest of manners that adds nothing, not even entertainment.
Low quality posters that tend to spam and use avatars, posting anime screencaps and posting about their lives. People that see /jp/ as their playground where they have fun at the expense of others.

It's faster to use 'shitposter'.

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>>8986976
I missed this.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>8986969
>>It's ok to shitpost if your post is accusing others of shitposting.

Pretty much these days. It's a meme built on hypocrisy.

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>>8986980
much like your posting

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>>8986997
Fair enough. We're supposed to be evaluated by posts alone and not post history and that is indeed just worthless meta whining.
At least this is not all I do here.

[Anonymous No.]

I told my parents I couldn't make an appointment and they told me they were disappointed in me and made fun of me and said "What else do you have to do?!". So I laid there and cried for awhile and then I was okay.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>8986834
>Doctor said I was dangerously low on vitamin D and was proscribed medicine for it.
This happened to me last month, too. I've been taking a vitamin D pill once a week, I have to go back to the doctor next month so he can check my blood again.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

I played games and read gaming forums all day, and now I will watch a TV show about games.

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>>8987010
Yeah I have to take the same once a week pill.
It's going to be pretty annoying but I guess I hafta.

[Anonymous No.]

Shit, I've been a hikikomori for 8 years and the only sun I get is what comes through my windows. I think I should be taking some vitamin D supplement as well...

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>>8987107

Wait, shit... what happens if you are dangerously low on vitamin D?

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>>8987142
rickets (bendy pug fugly legs), general unwellness and lethargy, some bone problems too i think but don't quote me.

all you need is like 10 minutes a day guys, seriously open a window or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn you guys are making me paranoid about this vitamin D thing.

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>>8987146

I thought only young people who are still growing could get rickets.

The general unwellness and lethargy fit though.
I haven't been outside during the day since December and I have blankets over the windows, guess I'll go and get some supplements.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one even know if they're getting enough vitamin D?

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>>8987142
Well the main reason I saw the doctor in the first place was because my bones are getting fucked up. It's making me weaker than I should be, and causing my teeth to ware down at a disturbing rate(the main cause of my concern because I dont want to lose my teeth).

>>8987152
not really paranoid just general concern

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>8987160
You'd probably need to have a blood test done, my doctor did it since I told him I had been feeling shitty while I was there. I still don't feel any better after being on them for a month.

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>>8987158

I should add that I used to spend a lot of time in the sun as a youth.
Skin cancer and vitamin D deficiency, it's the best of both worlds!

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else feel like they are slowly widdling away?

Fuck I need to get some meat on my bones.

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>>8987192

I prefer to be a skinny NEET. I can look prettier when I dress up.

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>>8987192

I've had to punch three new holes in my belt in the past six months.
I went from 75kg to 60kg, all muscle loss because I hardly had any fat to begin with.

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>>8987215

ew

[Anonymous No.]

I'm fat.

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>>8987160
The same way you know if you're eating too much. Look up a variables chart to get a number, then make sure you eat or drink that much Vitamin D. Alternatively, down a few bottles of cod liver oil pills. Just be sure to stop if you feel the symptoms of vitamin A poisonibg, because that shit will mess you up.

[Anonymous No.]

At least this thread fulfilled its intended purpose of herding all the shitposting filth of /jp/ into one place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8987340

lel

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>>8987340
Better pull up a chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8987340

remember when we weren't at each others' throats

remember when /jp/ was fun and our autists were cool and not mean and bitter

i do

i want my board back

[Anonymous No.]

finished work

[Anonymous No.]

Today was actually a very productive day. I showered and I shaved because my neckbeard was getting uncomfortable.

I look 5 years younger now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8987357

nice.

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>>8987351
OWNED4LYFE

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>>8987365
Thx I'm pretty proud of that one.

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>>8987359

same chair, I should go shave now. Gotta get that baby face on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986718
who is she??

[Anonymous No.]

>>8987377

lain, from serial experiments lain

[Anonymous No.]

I slept till 9:30, played le VNs and le 2hu, then I masturbated till I came an entire mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8987385
thanks :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8987396
xD u r a trunet lolol

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up at 6 pm

[Anonymous No.]

i didn't wake up today until NEVER.

[Anonymous No.]

woke up at 1230, left bed at 1pm
drove around til 530pm

no work til the 21st which is when i'll return to being non neet

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up at 6pm because i work night shift at 7pm

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986904
No, shut up, 2kike.

You're the one posting the NSJ bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8986994
>>8986976
>>8986953
congrats on the marriage