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What was the NEETest thing you did today, /jp/?

>> No.8986721

today i skipped class to jerk off to touhou doujins

;_;

>> No.8986722

ur mom

>> No.8986727

I slept til 5pm.

>> No.8986732

>>8986721
Why are you crying? Because you had a good time instead of getting bored to death?

>> No.8986737

shaved my balls

>> No.8986757

I did nothing at all

>> No.8986762

>>8986727
casual

>> No.8986772

>>8986727

I slept from 2pm to 11:30pm.

>> No.8986779

Woke up at 5pm
Created a last.fm group dedicated to 2D delicious.

>> No.8986782

Posted on /jp/.

>> No.8986783

All day staying inside and thinking of idea for manga I never will draw.

>> No.8986787

Slept in till like 4pm, then I sat on formspring for 4 hours.

>> No.8986790

Skip class, shitpost on 4chan and eat ramen all day.

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>> No.8986803

What's the NEETest thing possible?

If you really think about it, the longer you sleep, the longer you're able to analyze your own psyche, meaning you get a form of education.

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>>8986782

>> No.8986805

>>8986779
>Created a last.fm group dedicated to 2D delicious.

Post it, faggot.

>> No.8986808
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8986808

Actually, I jsut like sleeping in because of the vivid dreams I get.

My dreams are far more fun than real life could be, although the virtual world in my PC does not count as real life.

Each new dream is like an adventure, especially when you are quite good at remembering them.

>> No.8986809

I have been on the computer all day..
because I'm really sick and laying down makes my nose leak

>> No.8986811
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>>8986803
>the longer you sleep, the longer you're able to analyze your own psyche

>he thinks dreams have deep, hidden meanings

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I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

>> No.8986816

>>8986811
who u quoting, nerd?

>> No.8986817

>>8986790
My Summer started on April 22nd and ends at the end of September.

I lugged a huge bag of groceries from the local supermarket up the road. I don't own a car, or have a driving licence. It's suffering. The main reason I went there is because I thought they would be selling Tera for cheap, but they didn't even carry PC games at all. When I got home I ordered Tera from Amazon, it should arrive this morning Then I went to sleep and woke up at midnight.

polite sage

>> No.8986818

I AM DRUNK HOLY SHIT.

This is now a thread for discussing drinking.

>> No.8986820

>>8986818
No it's not. Only normal fags get drunk and boast about it. Fuck off.

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W-What the HELL my post disappeared...?

repostan

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

>> No.8986824

>>8986818
How young are you, that being drunk is still something special and worthy of discussing online?
Drink alone, enjoy the depressive properties of alcohol intoxication and move on.

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>>8986818
No!

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>>8986817
>polite sage

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I got blood test results back today.
Doctor said I was dangerously low on vitamin D and was proscribed medicine for it. I didn't want to go to the pharmacy so I slept instead.

You get vitamin D from sunlight, just in case you didn't know.

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I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

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>>8986832
me 2 lols

>>8986817
I am reporting this post because I don't want subhuman /a/ fags shitting up my board.

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I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

>> No.8986841

>>8986820

ahahaha


>>8986824

It pisses the janitor off. that's all i care about

>> No.8986842

>>8986834
Or you could just drink some milk.

>> No.8986844

>>8986834
>prescribed medicine for vitamin D deficiency

was it vitamin D?

>>8986837

me 2 lols

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>>8986836
What makes me a subhuman /a/ fag? That's pretty hurtful.

>> No.8986849

>>8986837
>>8986832
>>8986823
What the hell. Did you really need to post that thrice?

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I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

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>>8986837
How, the spring semester is already over.

>>8986842
I drink lots of milk too. I was doing GOMAD a few months ago and got addicted to milk.

>> No.8986853

>>8986850
me 2 lols

>> No.8986858

>>8986834
Open the shades once in a while, and get indirect sunlight.
Vitamin D also helps prevent depression.
>>8986842
You don't get vitamin D from milk, idiot.

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I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

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>>8986841
Why would you intentionally want to make meido upset? She's been doing a great job today..

>> No.8986864

>>8986860
me 2 lols

>> No.8986865

>>8986849
The janitor seems to have a personal grudge against him which means deleting on-topic posts.

>> No.8986867

>>8986834
My mother is always telling me to go outside and get some damn vitey-D's.

>> No.8986876

>>8986858
Although not occurring naturally, vitamin D is added to any milk I've seen at the store.

>> No.8986878

>>8986865
NSJ hates tripfags, it seems. ANON IS LEJUN RIGHT NSJ??

>> No.8986879

I watched anime and screamed at random people in the internet.

I'm no neet though.

>> No.8986881

>>8986878
What does NSJ stand for?

>> No.8986882

>>8986805

What is your profile, I'll send you an invite.

>> No.8986883

I slept from 10am to 10pm because I was up all night trying to 1cc MoF on hard. I never made it :(

>> No.8986884

>>8986861
>Great job
Three cosplay threads still up, deleting conversation links that were on topic, bullying tripfags, deleting touhou discussion threads, etc.
Today is one of the worse days.

>> No.8986885

>>8986881
I'm reporting this post because I don't want subhuman /a/ fags shitting up my board.

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>>8986881
New Sh*tty Janitor

>> No.8986891

>>8986887
Thanks.
>>8986885
Keep your inane thoughts to yourself.

>> No.8986894

>>8986887
me2 lols

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8986896

Woke up at 8pm, walked into the kitchen and talked to myself while making ramen then took it easy.

>> No.8986897

>>8986881
Don't worry about it. it's just shitposting.

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>>8986842
I drink milk everyday.
I don't think there's enough vitamin D in milk to live healthily on though.

>>8986858
Good advice, since I pretty much have the curtains closed all the time.
Problem is that I've been pretty much Nocturnal for about a week now. Go to bed at 5~7AM and wake up at 5~6PM

>> No.8986904

>>8986897
Shut up, Tokiko.

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NSJ = NEW SEXY JANITOR

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I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

>> No.8986913

>>8986907
me 2 lolss

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I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

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>>8986898
Maybe things are different where you live, but there is plenty of Vitamin D in milk here. Definitely enough to live healthily off if you drank 2 or 3 glasses a day.

>> No.8986920

>>8986884
All I see is ban evading shitposters getting deleted along with a lot of spam and bullshit threads.

If shitposts are your idea of a good board, I'm sure there are better places for you.

>> No.8986921

I planted peppers in my sister's garden just so I could relieve the crushing ennui temporarily with the distraction of work

>> No.8986923

>>8986915
mee 2 lols

>> No.8986936

I went to buy my daily supplies of food at 3am when the bakery opens.
Since I wake up at 10pm I can't buy a weekly ammount at the supermarket.
and I get too tired after 8 am to do it then.

>> No.8986939

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol.

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I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

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I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol

>> No.8986948

I haven't went to bed yet even though I have college tomorrow... NEET4lyfe lol.

>> No.8986949

skipped class to rp abdl stuff on the internet, while drinking 6 coffees and not eating anything.

>> No.8986950

>>8986898
There're a few different isomers of vitamin D. Some you can get from your diet, but the best one you get is from UV activation. Just get a tanning lamp and sit under it part of the day.

>> No.8986953

>>8986920
How do you guys type those kinds of posts with a straight face?

We really need "shitposters" and all its reddit meme variants word filtered to something else these days. Preferably to something equally nonsensical.

>> No.8986961

>>8986953
crapflooders

>> No.8986958

>>8986953
Posters of fecal matter.

>> No.8986960

>>8986953
Quiet shitposter.

>> No.8986966

>>8986953
zunbar? moar like zunFAR

as in so FAR youve given the board nuclear autism AIDS with ur poasts

>> No.8986967

>>8986953
poopyposter

>> No.8986969

It's ok to shitpost if your post is accusing others of shitposting.

>> No.8986974

>>8986803
Melatonin pills.
Eat a lot of banana and chicken for the tryptophan.
Serotonin pills are welcome too.

Meditation is a big plus.

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>ZUN!bar

>> No.8986980

>>8986953
It's handy shorthand to describe the kind of poster that dedicates themselves to contribute nothing, spam unrelated threads and even when they pick a topic slightly related to the board, they'll do so in the crudest of manners that adds nothing, not even entertainment.
Low quality posters that tend to spam and use avatars, posting anime screencaps and posting about their lives. People that see /jp/ as their playground where they have fun at the expense of others.

It's faster to use 'shitposter'.

>> No.8986989

>>8986976
I missed this.

>> No.8986994

>>8986969
>>It's ok to shitpost if your post is accusing others of shitposting.

Pretty much these days. It's a meme built on hypocrisy.

>> No.8986997

>>8986980
much like your posting

>> No.8987003

>>8986997
Fair enough. We're supposed to be evaluated by posts alone and not post history and that is indeed just worthless meta whining.
At least this is not all I do here.

>> No.8987011

I told my parents I couldn't make an appointment and they told me they were disappointed in me and made fun of me and said "What else do you have to do?!". So I laid there and cried for awhile and then I was okay.

>> No.8987010

>>8986834
>Doctor said I was dangerously low on vitamin D and was proscribed medicine for it.
This happened to me last month, too. I've been taking a vitamin D pill once a week, I have to go back to the doctor next month so he can check my blood again.

>> No.8987094

I played games and read gaming forums all day, and now I will watch a TV show about games.

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>>8987010
Yeah I have to take the same once a week pill.
It's going to be pretty annoying but I guess I hafta.

>> No.8987133

Shit, I've been a hikikomori for 8 years and the only sun I get is what comes through my windows. I think I should be taking some vitamin D supplement as well...

>> No.8987142

>>8987107

Wait, shit... what happens if you are dangerously low on vitamin D?

>> No.8987146

>>8987142
rickets (bendy pug fugly legs), general unwellness and lethargy, some bone problems too i think but don't quote me.

all you need is like 10 minutes a day guys, seriously open a window or something.

>> No.8987152

Goddamn you guys are making me paranoid about this vitamin D thing.

>> No.8987158

>>8987146

I thought only young people who are still growing could get rickets.

The general unwellness and lethargy fit though.
I haven't been outside during the day since December and I have blankets over the windows, guess I'll go and get some supplements.

>> No.8987160

How does one even know if they're getting enough vitamin D?

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>>8987142
Well the main reason I saw the doctor in the first place was because my bones are getting fucked up. It's making me weaker than I should be, and causing my teeth to ware down at a disturbing rate(the main cause of my concern because I dont want to lose my teeth).

>>8987152
not really paranoid just general concern

>> No.8987169

>>8987160
You'd probably need to have a blood test done, my doctor did it since I told him I had been feeling shitty while I was there. I still don't feel any better after being on them for a month.

>> No.8987175

>>8987158

I should add that I used to spend a lot of time in the sun as a youth.
Skin cancer and vitamin D deficiency, it's the best of both worlds!

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Anyone else feel like they are slowly widdling away?

Fuck I need to get some meat on my bones.

>> No.8987201

>>8987192

I prefer to be a skinny NEET. I can look prettier when I dress up.

>> No.8987204

>>8987192

I've had to punch three new holes in my belt in the past six months.
I went from 75kg to 60kg, all muscle loss because I hardly had any fat to begin with.

>> No.8987216

>>8987215

ew

>> No.8987215

I'm fat.

>> No.8987239

>>8987160
The same way you know if you're eating too much. Look up a variables chart to get a number, then make sure you eat or drink that much Vitamin D. Alternatively, down a few bottles of cod liver oil pills. Just be sure to stop if you feel the symptoms of vitamin A poisonibg, because that shit will mess you up.

>> No.8987340

At least this thread fulfilled its intended purpose of herding all the shitposting filth of /jp/ into one place.

>> No.8987349

>>8987340

lel

>> No.8987351

>>8987340
Better pull up a chair.

>> No.8987354

>>8987340

remember when we weren't at each others' throats

remember when /jp/ was fun and our autists were cool and not mean and bitter

i do

i want my board back

>> No.8987357

finished work

>> No.8987359

Today was actually a very productive day. I showered and I shaved because my neckbeard was getting uncomfortable.

I look 5 years younger now.

>> No.8987362

>>8987357

nice.

>> No.8987365

>>8987351
OWNED4LYFE

>> No.8987368

>>8987365
Thx I'm pretty proud of that one.

>> No.8987376

>>8987359

same chair, I should go shave now. Gotta get that baby face on.

>> No.8987377

>>8986718
who is she??

>> No.8987385

>>8987377

lain, from serial experiments lain

>> No.8987396

I slept till 9:30, played le VNs and le 2hu, then I masturbated till I came an entire mom.

>> No.8987408

>>8987385
thanks :)

>> No.8987423

>>8987396
xD u r a trunet lolol

>> No.8987434

I woke up at 6 pm

>> No.8987447

i didn't wake up today until NEVER.

>> No.8987481

woke up at 1230, left bed at 1pm
drove around til 530pm

no work til the 21st which is when i'll return to being non neet

>> No.8987729

I woke up at 6pm because i work night shift at 7pm

>> No.8989033

>>8986904
No, shut up, 2kike.

You're the one posting the NSJ bullshit.

>> No.8989052

>>8986994
>>8986976
>>8986953
congrats on the marriage

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