/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

I've read this and I thought of you /jp/. Please be advised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8982346
おｋ(´・ω・)

[Anonymous No.]

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>600 mails in 3 days
Guy wonders why she doesn't answer him
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>8982355
Don't be mean.

[Anonymous No.]

Me: “Do girls do the thing where you turn socks inside-out to use them for a week?”
Denko: “No, that’s too dirty. I usually wash them after a day.”
Me: “Well, Denko’s socks can’t possibly be dirty! Unlike mine… (´･ω･`)”
Denko: “Do you really wear the same socks for a week?”
Me: “No, uh, I heard about it from a friend.”

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks OP, first time seeing this. 10/10 post.

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[Anonymous No.]

he did a small amount for the first two days, then bombed the shit out of her for the last day. i forget what it was but i think it came out to 1 message every 3 minutes for hours on end. then he sends 70 except it's 1 per 10 minutes. 700 minutes straight. almost twelve hours.

imagine if you were that girl if you had your phone set to buzz every time a message appeared.

[None !desuV9JP12 No.]

The posts about the hamsters made me lost it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8982383
I got as far as SHINING WIZARD! before I busted out laughing.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>Other than being a virgin, I’m a relatively ordinary guy. (´･ω･`)
>ordinary guy
>(´･ω･`)

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yes, I read that and it was some quality 2ch love story. Beats 電車男 for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Too long to read, did they fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

When is this going to be made into an animu or tv drama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8982506
He payed some other whore to let him fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

2ch...

faaaaaaag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8982498
I would watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8982517
700.000 yen

[Anonymous No.]

>“Yahoo!"
>"Did I do something bad? PS. The stars were pretty last night."

Jesus christ. No wonder American nerds have no trouble getting laid in Japan if this is the competition.

[Anonymous No.]

And she was harsh. She said I had a 10% chance of getting with Denko at best.
Then I suddenly realized, maybe A-ko’s jealous of me… (´･ω･`)
And then it was so clear to me why A-ko was selling me information!
Maybe she just wanted to talk to me all along?

[Anonymous No.]

Feels like reading a more mature version of Densha Otoko. Someone should make a movie of this. This guy is a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8982346

[Anonymous No.]

>Thinking on it now, our meeting was a cherry blossom blooming in high school.
>And now, it’s spring again just the same.

>Before I met you, Denko, I felt like I was in a cold winter.
>But in the spring, you put a bud in my heart that would bloom into a great flower.
>It’s been so long since we were in high school together, but my feelings are just the same as they were that spring.

>You’ve helped me when I was bullied, haven’t you, Denko?
>Back then, I thought, “Why does this girl not have the wings an angel should have?”
>I suppose you must have left them in your mother’s stomach…

>Even when we met eyes, I didn’t have the courage. And we could never talk to each other.
>But now, I’m different!
>Denko, I know you may not want to marry me yet, but please, go out with me!

This is too amazing.

Does anyone else feel incredibly masculine when they read the things that Japanese men say?

[Anonymous No.]

Why am I reading this? this guy is obviously trolling, he's not even trying to hide it and people are responding seriously?

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

Laughed so hard at this whole story
10/10 post OP

>Comparing H-Games to real girls


Why we never have such story's at /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8982595
>>8982488
>>8982355
go away

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>8982598
troll or not , but it was entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

>Because just yesterday, one of Denko’s school friends sold me her new email and phone number for 60,000 yen… (´･ω･`)
10/10 friend.

[Anonymous No.]

At first, we just talked about how strange it was we only started emailing in college despite being in the same year of high school.
What I’m sending… well, I’m worried about her lack of reply, so I’ve sent her around 600 emails.
They’re mostly reports on my current mental state, I guess…? (´･ω･`)

>Rita, please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8982601
Go to bed Tokiko

[Anonymous No.]

>>8982613
Defending a shitty tripfag troll? You either don't know him or you forgot your tripcode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8982609
>600 emails
>mostly reports on my current mental state

Is this narcissism?

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

it takes actually skill to write 600 mails in 3 days.
Would be interesting to see if they all the same messages or actually each is different
>>8982601
never change Tokiko :S

[Anonymous No.]

>>8982634
Knowing the guy i'm pretty sure that it really was 600 differents emails after all.