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8981106 No.8981106 [Reply] [Original]

You're out walking around, and spot this girl on the ground.

Do you help her /jp/? Do you walk past? Do you push her into the water?

>> No.8981121

I want to rape her

>> No.8981123

>>8981106
That water is way too far away to push her into without the trip over there being awkward.

>> No.8981116

I eat her hood off the ground, then stare and growl at her until she goes away.

Duh.

>> No.8981117

At least her rice is still in the bento box

>> No.8981127

>>8981116
Sorry, I meant food. Can't talk well with my mouth full.

>> No.8981131
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8981131

eat her food, then push her into the water

>> No.8981138

No.

>> No.8981144

i would assume it's some sort of entrapment sting and get as far away as possible

>> No.8981145

Cum in her sneakers then put em back on

>> No.8981142

She looks retarded, what the fuck is she doing?

>> No.8981150

i notice she has a PINKU BENTO BOKKUSU HOLY SHIT

>> No.8981151

Sit down, eat her food while she watches me then throw the garbage on her.

>> No.8981148

I want to rape her too.
Lick her sweet body while I impregnate her tight small girlhole.

>> No.8981154

>>8981142
waiting for you to assume your white knight role

>> No.8981155

I get down and start eating her food with my hands while maintaining eye contact. After I'm done I'll put all of that stuff into the pink bag she dropped and take it with me.

>> No.8981159

I would probably stand over her and stare at her situation, lamenting the loss of her bento, then look at her and she would know I know her pain.

>> No.8981160

I eat her food, then check out the contents of her backpack.

Then throw all her homework in the water.

>> No.8981183

I discreetly glance at her pantsu while walking past, get a massive nosebleed when I realize she's wearing none and pass out from blood loss.

>> No.8981186

I'll come before her. Kneel and raise her head and say.
"This is not an easy world."
And walk away.

>> No.8981190

You sure are mean, /jp/. you shouldn't try so hard.

>> No.8981196

I push her food into the water, then eat her.

>> No.8981194

>>8981183
just like my Japanese animes!

>> No.8981195

>grope for 3 minutes
>steal uniform
>run away
>wear uniform

>> No.8981197

I sigh then walk away with a small smirk while avoiding to look dirrectly.

>> No.8981199

Proceed to have a circlejerk with both of my faceless friends.

>> No.8981205

>Do you push her into the water?
Sounds like a plan.

>> No.8981222

>You're out walking around

Yeah, right. Probably stab her with my lightsaber and feed the remains to my unicorn then.

>> No.8981228

>>8981190
>Implying no one is being serious

You forget what autism does there man?

>> No.8981226

>>8981205
throwing all her clothes, shoes etc into the water and leaving her naked seems more of a plan.

>>8981222
You're late, Mr boring.

>> No.8981233

>>8981226
Take off all of her clothes, put them on, then jump into the water and swim off.

>> No.8981242

"Hey, do you need some help?"

Yes - she's a bitch, ignore her

No - she tries to deal with things on her own, rape her she won't tell anyone

>> No.8981255

I would ask her if she needed help. If she said no, I would at least offer my hand to help her up.

>> No.8981291

lie down beside her then discuss our favourite 2hu

>> No.8981295

Realistically I would watch, thinking to myself I should help her out.

And then do nothing.

>> No.8981319
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>>8981228
>>>/v/

>> No.8981327

I would pull her up, and comfort her, give her a great big hug, then take her to McDonalds, and later, we can go to a movie, then go out to sushi, then end the happy day in a love hotel.

>> No.8981340

Honestly, I'd help her up.
Would be kinda funny laying down next to her though.

>> No.8981339

Bukkake

>> No.8981344

Help her walk to the water.

>> No.8981348

eat her food, take her bag, put on her shoes and jog away

>> No.8981347

Taking a stab at answering the question realistically...

I'd probably stay perplexed trying to ascertain her situation and if she's already on her way up, and then timidly asking "Are you okay?" and offer my help. I'd walk away afterwards.

I might be unemotional towards others but I do have some inherent empathy inside me.

>> No.8981352

I want to know who took this picture and why.

>> No.8981363

I wouldn't want to disturb anyone sneaking up on food like that. They would probably be pretty mad if I scared it away.

>> No.8981364

>>8981352
Who took the screencap, you mean? Or who filmed this scene?

>> No.8981365

So many guys here would pick up food from the dirty ground and eat it. eww

>> No.8981376

>>8981365
They wouldn't really though, they just say that because they've never been presented with the situation, and don't know how they would actually react.

>> No.8981380

>>8981364
Oh, I didn't know it was from a movie.

>> No.8981390

Realistically I miiiiight help her up if I'm in a good mood. Not gonna lie though, I'd still pick up one of the sausages and eat it...the ground doesn't look THAT dirty.

>> No.8981399

>>8981390

You normally don't see the trillions of microscopic bacteria without microscopic eyes.

>> No.8981405

>>8981106
>Pink bento
>Only one kotoba
>Food all mixed together
0/10, would not help.

>> No.8981440

>>8981399
The worst I'll get is diarrhea probably!

>> No.8981477
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>>8981399

>> No.8981476

>>8981380
How could this possibly not be staged?

>> No.8981512

>>8981405
It's a multi-decked container you dipshit

>> No.8981522

>>8981476
Now that you mention it, you're right. I just thought it was a girl who had fallen down at first since I only ever skim images, but her food is spilled too perfectly.

>> No.8981622

>>8981522
It goes even further than that. Who falls with her legs and feet together like that? And doesn't look when there's a camera pointed in her face?

>> No.8981624

>>8981622
And the average person would also question why there was a photographer at the scene that decided to snap a picture of the poor girl.

>> No.8981627

I would help her pick up her things and get her back on her feet. Then I'd push her back down and rape her.

>> No.8981629

I immediately drop down on all fours because she's avoiding gunfire

>> No.8981643

>>8981352

This photo is the 1994 Pulitzer Prize winner taken during the Tokyo famine. The photo depicts a schoolgirl struggling towards a spilled bento box a few inches away. No one knows what happened to the girl or the octopus sausages. The photographer committed suicide 3 months later due to depression.

>> No.8981672

>>8981643
Okay, I chuckled.

>> No.8981689

That tarmac looks really fucking painful to fall on.

>> No.8981696

The reverse image search results for the OP are... interesting.

>> No.8981699

It's like the guts of that bento box is spilled on the concrete.

Very surreal. I'm gonna have to ask myself. Why am I here exactly? Have I got any actual recollection of how I got here? If the case is no I might as well lie down beside her because none of this is happening for real.

>> No.8981705

That rice dish looks intact. I would take a couple of spoonfuls and eat it cause it looks tasty.

Then I would jump down to prone position and quickly sniff between her buttcheeks and run away.

>> No.8981782

Why is her socks of different lengths? Or is it just the angle?

>> No.8981785

WHO HOMU HERE

>> No.8981793

>>8981106
Perhaps the lunch belongs to someone else, and she is trying to craftily steal a piece.

Or perhaps the bento's "explosive flavor" was metaphorical and she is a bomb disposal expert attempting to defuse this catastrophe in progress.

>> No.8981806

I will help her out, hold her hand and kiss her cheeks.

It's just like one of those in the Japanese animes!

>> No.8981814

I feel bad for her those weiners look good.

>> No.8981815

just walk along as if nothing happend. i may also spit on her

>> No.8981827

I'll ignore her. Far too much of a bother to help or even antagonize her.

Also, what the FUCK am I doing outside in broad daylight, at a pier of all places?

>> No.8981832

>>8981814
I know you love them wieners, son.

>> No.8981836

>>8981834
W-what do you mean? I don't understand.

>> No.8981834

>>8981814
i'd offer her a replacement weiner if u know wat i mean

>> No.8981842

>>8981106
Grab the rice and run, As adding my own cum in public got me arrested a few times.

>> No.8981844

>>8981643

That actually happened to another photographer, but in a different setting.

I think he wanted to take a shot of a vulture or something feeding on a child's carcass.

>> No.8981845
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>>8981834
Please explain.

>> No.8981873

Of course I do. I know this is a pretend-to-be-a-jerk thread but if you don't help someone in that situation you are a faggot.

>> No.8981874

Ask if she's alright. If she is, then I'll just walk off and let someone else handle it. If she isn't, then I'll just walk off and let someone else handle it.

>> No.8981877

take her to lawson, buy her a bento, then lock her in my trunk and drive off to hokkaido.

>> No.8982235

I would help of course

>> No.8982257

You're all small time.
I'd help her up, then push myself into the water.

>> No.8982292

I'll help her

In exchange for her foods

>> No.8982321

I would ask her why she fell over on a flat surface with no ridges or protrusions, furthermore inquiring if there is a problem with her nervous system as a falling reflex is to kneel or at least place ones hands out in front to protect the face. It is very unusual, indeed practically impossible to fall in a position such as this, and lastly ask her if she was carrying the bento in the hand bag, which seems presumable, why the bag is not facing the direction of her fall, why the contents did not spill in the direction of inertial movement, and ponder why the snap lid happened to open spilling the contents in an astonishingly evenly distributed position

Oh dear me, this must be a Japanese series which explains the retardedly absurd acting and directing

>> No.8982325

Eat the water and push her into the food

>> No.8982386

>>8982321
Don't remind me of 1 Liter of Tears.

>> No.8982438

I would help her stand up (assuming she allows me to), ask her if she is alright, help clean up, etc; just to be polite, and as a sincere gesture, offer to buy her lunch as I don't mind helping someone out and wouldn't mind the company.
I would want nothing in return following this interaction and would wish her a good day and farewell; of course still saying that if you ever need anything, I am in the area and don't mind at all. Hope she's alright. (This is all hypothetical)

>> No.8982455

>>8982321
idk, I get what you mean, and as far as physics/circumstances, you're so on the mark it almost frightens me; however, I think that saying this situation is "so far out" is kind of absurd. Someone may twist an ankle, be per-occupied with their hands, and in the shock of the moment, tense up and try to catch the food on the way down, leading to a somewhat similar scenario.

>> No.8982487

eat her food and roll her over into the water

oh hey its that pinku bento box!

>> No.8982553

Looks like shes on her way to school but decides to take the long route whilst eating her lunch early. At first glance I can tell shes one of those "in lala land" characters; setting her eyes skyward thinking about god knows what. I spot her from my dock and before I could save her, she trips over the rope tied across the road. I laugh maniacally in my head, choking on my lukewarm coffee but for a while I noticed she doesn't get up and began to worry.

The girl had a peculiar duckface set on as she ganders at her own food. "You gonna pick that up before the crows do?" I suggest to her. Nothing. She continues to stay frozen, even when I removed the culprit that made her trip over from her legs.

>> No.8982555

>>8981106
blast her with piss

>> No.8982602
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8982602

Sit next to her and say:
"The wind. . .is Troubled Today."

>> No.8982857

>>8981106

eat her, throw bento into water

>> No.8982866

I would rape the maids.

>> No.8982869

>>8982602
More like : "I saw it."

>> No.8982894

Ask if she's an aspiring seiyuu or manga artist. If she isn't, drown her.

One less gook makes the world a better place.

>> No.8982898

eat girl, fuck bike, steal pizza

>> No.8982918

Pull her up by the hair and sit on the ground and tell.
"I've seen schoolgirls crossing the road over akihabara street. I've seen sun rise from the east. All those moments would be lost in time. Like, bento box on asphalt."

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8982922

be one of the 19 people who ignore her while she gets ran over twice

>> No.8982921

>>8982898
i don't see any bike

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