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8978562 No.8978562 [Reply] [Original]

The yakuza boss is a danmaku champion and challenges you to beat him in Touhou.

These are the rules:

1. You must complete the game in Lunatic mode. Higher score wins.
2. You can choose the episode, but it must be a danmaku.
3. You play first.
4. No cheating, punishment is death.

You have one month to improve your abilities.

If you win, you get 1 billion yen and a permanent Japanese alien card.

If you lose, they'll transfer you in a unknown place in the Amazon rainforest where you'll work as a slave for 15 years.

Do you accept the challenge?

>> No.8978566

Sure, I can take it.

>> No.8978568

Can we play some fighting game instead?

>> No.8978578

No fucking way. 12 million dollars x 15 years working as a slave? Get out.

>> No.8978580

No, asshole sounds like he plays for score instead of taking it easy.

>> No.8978603

Depends what is considered cheating

>> No.8978608
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8978608

Who wouldn't?

>> No.8978617
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8978617

>I choose TD

>> No.8978625

>>8978617
Scoring in TD is pretty interesting, with the trance and all.

>> No.8978638

>>8978562
Nope.
Not unless both he goes first, and a new rule is added to insist we both use the same character and bomb/shot type.

>> No.8978651

I'd decline, because Touhou is shit and I wouldn't want to waste my time playing it.

Now if he challenged me to an arcade game, I would gladly accept.

>> No.8978654

>1. You must complete the game in Lunatic mode. Higher score wins.
I'm out.

>> No.8978662

>>8978578
most people wont even make a million from working their whole life

>> No.8978671

I choose Highly Responsive to Prayers, where's my 1 billion?

>> No.8978674

>>8978562
I'd rather use my manly, burly Mediterranean body and beat his scrawny Japanese ass into a pulp.

>> No.8978764
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8978764

>>8978674

Good luck with the black suits.

Where are you from? Just curious.

>> No.8978782

I'd need to know how good my opponent is. if 1 billion yen is involved, chances are he is a superchampion, then screw it.

>> No.8978792

Battle Garegga, bitch.
Come at me

>> No.8978794

I suck at Touhou. And if he's betting all that money, he either has 100% surefire to win (hidden cheating) or he's just confident he won't lose.

I'm good at nothing.

>> No.8978805

>>8978562
>complete the game in Lunatic mode
Already lost, not accepting the challenge.

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>>8978671

Please read Rule 2 again.

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8983506

sure

>> No.8984577

Only the foolish will accept this condition. Or HFD.

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