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Would you fuck Yamame /jp/?

>> No.8978386

Youkai eat humans.

>> No.8978396

I don't know. I read that doujin. I'd rather be able to do it more than once.

>> No.8978407

Do you think if i come inside her she would lay eggs after that?

>> No.8978412
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No way.

>> No.8978427

No thanks, I don't want to get eaten.

>> No.8978466

>Arachnophobic
>Have a cute girl over for dinner one night
>See a cockroach in the kitchen
>Oh god the girl I brought home is going to think I'm disgusting
>Spiderbro darts out from under the cabinets and grabs it
>I freak out and go to stomp on him
>He looks up at me
>I hesitate
>He pulls the roach under the counter and kills it for me
>Alright, fine, he can stay
>He killed bugs for me all year. Hell, he killed other spiders for me too
>I would drop bits of meat on the floor for him to eat
>We became fast friends
>Dark and stormy night
>Burglars break into my flat
>Tackle the first one, but the second one pulls a gun and points it at my face
>Prepared to die
>Look up
>Spiderbro is on the ceiling
>Drops onto burglar's face, bites his eye
>Burglar freaks out and starts flailing around
>I grab the gun
>Girlfriend calls the cops
>Police come, arrest burglars
>I spend the next day looking for spiderbro
>No sign of him
>Check his home, see a pile of roaches he killed and wrapped up, never ate them just killed them for me
>Spiderbro gave his life for me
>Never forget

>> No.8978475

>>8978466
I'm crying. Why?

>> No.8978480

>>8978466
It's bullshit that all the animal/human best friend movies are always about a dog. Where's my spiderbro movie?
;_;

>> No.8978657

>>8978466
I make a point not to kill any spiders.
Spiders are the best.

And if you kill one you'll get a curse.

>> No.8981298 [SPOILER] 
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she's dangerous....

>> No.8981302
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8981302

No thanks

>> No.8981353
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8981353

I would be her friend.
Maybe some day.

>> No.8981389

>>8978466
5-star post

>> No.8981397

Huh, her dress actually makes sense now.

>> No.8981410

>>8981397
NEWFAGGOT! NEWFAGGOT! NEWFAGGOT!

>> No.8981407

>>8978466
I don't know if that's true or not but that was one of the most touching stories I have ever read about a man and his animal (insect) friend.

>> No.8981415

>>8981410
Everybody get a load of this try-hard.

>> No.8981426

>>8981415
Everybody get a load of this secondary faggot. "cirno"

>> No.8981427
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8981427

Don't bully Yamame.

>> No.8981443
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>>8981427
I would never dream of doing such a thing.

>> No.8981438

>>8981426
pls see >>8981415

>> No.8981447

>>8981410
>>8981415
>>8981426
>>8981438
don't derail 2hu threads ``please!''

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Would you freak out if you found a spider in your bed, /jp/?

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>>8981479
if it were Yamame I wouldn't

>> No.8981498

>>8981479
The only spiders I have in my house are these tiny green and yellow ones. So probably not.

>> No.8981734

she'd eat me, so no :V

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>>8981734
You wouldn't let her eat you?

>> No.8983245

>>8983240
I bet she'd be gentle. Comparatively

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>>8983272
I didn't know she was a bird eating spider.

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8983289

personally im suprised they dont use her for the Heavy skin for Touhou Fortress

Marisa doesnt fit and while the Yuyoko skin is wonderful shes not actualy big enough for the heavies hitbox

whyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>8983289
she's too forgotten and unloved

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Can we have a thread about Touhou's Dad?

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