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8977894 No.8977894 [Reply] [Original]

Do you think /jp/ will manage to open portal to Gensokyo?

>> No.8977905

We need a collective effort for that. A group effort.

>> No.8977909

Has anybody ever actually killed themselves? We've had a lot of people say they will and ran streams/took photographs/whatever, but has anyone confirmably died?

If I was *certain* I was going to die, I would have no problem attention whoring it up a bit and leaving my full name and home town so /jp/ could look up my obituary.

>> No.8977910

Do you think your mum will manage to open her legs without the over powering stench causing people to pass out?

>> No.8977915

The problem is not opening the portal, the problem is that gensokyo doesn't exist.

>> No.8977920

>>8977915
You take that back.

>> No.8977958

>>8977909
Maybe they were found before they could kill themselves and were put into mental institutions.

>> No.8978085
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>>8977915

>> No.8978106

about as possible that /mlp/ opens a portal to Equestria.

>> No.8978142

>>8977915

ANONYMOUS, your little friends are wrong.
They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age.
They do not believe except what they see.
They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds.
All minds, Anonymous, whether they be men's or children's, are little.
In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundaryless world about him,
as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, ANONYMOUS, there is a Gensokyo.
It exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy.
Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Gensokyo.
It would be as dreary as if there were no ANONYMOUS.
There would be no danmaku then, no Youkai, no romance to make tolerable this existence.
We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight.
The eternal light with which Touhou fills the world would be extinguished.

>> No.8978141

>>8977915
i'm going to kill you

>> No.8978176

>>8977905
Yes! We need a lot more portal threads and a lot more people making interesting threads about Touhou and Gensokyo.

>> No.8978380

ain't nothing /jp/ can't do.

>> No.8978390

>>8978380
How about
be not shitty

Am I right?

>> No.8978408 [SPOILER] 
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Posting to support thread!

>> No.8978418

Okay, it's time to face the fact...Gensokyo, it doesn't exist.
Face it /jp/.
But we can make it exist.

>> No.8978437

>>8978418
You aren't real.
0/10

>> No.8978438

>>8978418
So like /jp/ mansion but on cosmic level?

>> No.8978442

>>8978418
Shut your face, it doesn't matter.

Say I'm hungry. There are two ways of dealing with hunger. One way is to eat some food. The other way is to stop being hungry. Let's say food doesn't exist, so I have to find another way to stop being hungry. So I kill myself. Voila, I'm no longer hungry. My hunger has been "satiated".

I want to go to Gensokyo, so at some point I am going to build up the courage to open a portal. And frankly, I can't wait.

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>>8978418
Gensokyo is that place that exists in all of us. That feeling when you shitpost on /jp/ without using a single bomb.When you slap your dick to Cirno making a boat sink. When you do it twice in a row and decide to go for three. When you just can't deny how much it turns you on. Like you're ripping your pants off because you can't contain it. That's Gensokyo

>> No.8978451

>>8978438
No, Gensokyo is in the Jaypee mansion.
Let me explain.
When we build the Jaypee mansion, we create a lab there, and we start building virtual reality, and after decades of working on it, we'll be able to live the rest of our lives in Gensokyo, in VR tubes.

>> No.8978453

>>8978446
nbnd shitposting is for autists.

>> No.8978458

>>8978390
/jp/ isn't shitty

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>> No.8978693

>>8978593
I don't like that at all. It was good thread, but then it was killed by mean people.

>> No.8978846

>>8977894
Why is it sinking on Cirnos end? Is it implying that she is heavier?

>> No.8978846,1 [INTERNAL] 

its explain

>> No.8978846,2 [INTERNAL] 

its also my thread

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