/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, why haven't we made an PNG teaching TRUNEETs how to eat well with their twelve dollar food budgets? Just look at what /ck/ made!

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[Anonymous No.]

With 12 dollars you can do a whole lot better than ramen.

[Anonymous No.]

Because we are /jp/, we are teaching NEETs how to waste their money on figs and pillows, not productive stuff.

Now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>$1 ramen
Jesus christ might as well buy real food

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>>8977132
But part of that logic is to spend as little on ramen and then the rest on figs and such.
/ck/ cares too much about the food being tasty.

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>>8977129
Meats. Last week they had whole chickens for $.49 per pound. I wish I would have picked up a few and saved the innards and bones after cutting them.

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>>8977138
>whole chickens
>.49 per pound
10/10
Would fuck at full force in all 3 holes.

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>>8977151
The place makes their own tortillas too. Tons of different sizes and types. The ones that aren't sold that day get turned into tortilla chips.

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>>8977136
Then /jp/ has only that kind of advice: buy the cheapest stuff possible, if it's unhealthy, all the better, you'll die even sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

This, Additional chilli, and egg, spring onion, fried shallots, some prawns and some meat and you have a 5/5 meal.

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>>8977122
>All soup ramen
>Indomee Mi Goreng

Hope they know that Mi Goreng is fried noodle and requires no soup

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like mayonnaise /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't eat.

I spend it all on figs and onaholes.

If I want food, I eat my cum. Putting it in a tissue and throwing it away is wasteful anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I live in Australia and the only ones I see in our supermarkets is Mi Goreng, which a lot of people eat and that red one down the bottom.

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>>8977195
Well if it's that jap mayonnaise, shit yeah. I can eat that shit on anything that isn't sweet. Although it'd probably be good on meat that has a sweet sauce on it.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the point of having something as simple and easy to make as ramen if you have to do all that fucking extra shit?

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>>8977210
So that it won't taste like you just put flour and msg into some hot water.

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>>8977210

Is it really that hard to toss in a few extra things while it's boiling?

[Anonymous No.]

A pack of this plus two eggs.
I have lived off this alone for a month before, but I took vitamin C tablets for the second part of that month after I started getting mouth ulcers.

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>>8977214
>while it's boiling
Do people do this shit? I put in the solid stuff after the noodles have boiled and I've mixed in the soy sauce and flavor packet.

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>>8977218
>korean
Not sure if hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

This shit doesn't fill me up.

I need to put 3 or 4 packs in to get a decent meal.

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>>8977182

If you were going to do all this shit you may as well just cook a real meal.

[Anonymous No.]

Shin Ramyun is one of the better brands, yes. It has that distinct 'ramen' smell that cheap ramen usually doesn't, and it's made in the US, so chances are it's better quality than what's made in Asia. Hopefully.

Make your own broth for it though. Use miso. I use freeze-dried miso powder, but you could also use the ready-made paste. Miso ramen actually has nutritional value, whereas ramen with just, like, MSG and flavouring packet broth doesn't.

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>>8977205

Go to an Asian grocery.
Also I find all sorts of Nong Shim noodles in the main supermarkets near me:
>>8977218
>>8977182
and others.

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>>8977182
That still has 0 nutritional value and gives you an OD of MSG.

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>amerinoodles
what about the eurofags

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>>8977252
Who cares, you're on /jp/ beibe!

I'll have twice a month tops, other than that it's chicken, egg whites, vegetables and salad everyday.

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>>8977218
is that flavor better than shin ramyun? there was this other nong shim one with tea flavoring that I had once, but I didn't like it as much because it had bits of seaweed in it that I couldn't pick out.

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>>8977242

Australian Shin Ramyun is made in China.

Jinshan Industrial Zone, Shanghai - sounds like a nice place.

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>>8977122
I don't get it why can't I eat just ramen?

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>>8977266

It's on a par, not as spicy but still good.

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>>8977270
Essentially the same shit I'd imagine.
Chinese goods aren't that bad when they are produced by a legitimate company as well, rather than your $2 shop brands that set up the poor standard.

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>>8977277

Yeah, I expect so.
I'm surprised that it's made in America over there, you'd think they could import like anywhere else.

[Mush !Mush..gCQk No.]

I only eat ramen when I'm lazy or have nothing else to make.

I'm not going to be making it all fancy when I have to buy extra stuff to make it better or spend more time on it. It's my emergency food.

[Anonymous No.]

I eat perfectly with a low-income budget. And I actually can get enough proteins.
Frozen/canned/in bulk meat fish and veggies.
Not that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

can you guys simply not talk about how you'd not fancy your ramen up since it's supposed to be fast and/or emergency food

some of us actually have no idea how to cook anything so we just make ramen

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>>8977320
Special offer food is best food.
I like frozen vegetables since they're cheaper, and have identical nutrition.

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>>8977322

I started teaching myself to cook by doing my own seasoning for ramen. You'd be surprised at how useful a learning experience it can be.

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>>8977322
how can you not know how to cook anything. I can understand not being able to come up with your own recipies, but if you can install a video game you should be able to follow a cook book.

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>>8977320
My concoction (>>8977218) contains 25g of protein and a third of your daily energy needs for $1.

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>>8977322
You need to learn how to cook to use a pan?
Just turn on the fire and put oil.

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>>8977331
I'm quite sure, depending on where you live, at the end of the month it'd cost the same amount of money, or even lower, with real food if you buy it correctly.
Processed foods, those particularly, are shit-tier anyway.

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>>8977347

Yeah, but can you can cook it in five minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to live on ramen until I realized that cabbage soup is just as cheap and easy to make, and won't result in me getting scurvy. I live almost exclusively on cabbage soup. You can throw in some other cheap vegetables and/or very cheap sausage or hot dogs and you'll last a long while. I don't like food in general so it's not like getting tired of eating cabbage every day is a concern.

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>>8977252
>egg
>spring onion
>shallots
>prawn
>meat
>0 nutritional value
Kill yourself out of /jp/ you goddamn retard.

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>>8977335
>pan
>not a wok
Get on my level nee-chan.

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>>8977352

*?

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>>8977352
Same thing with "real food" actually.
Eggs/ frozen ground beef in your fry pan, put the veggies, eat.
And of course you can do it in a better way adding onions, garlic, soy sauce, whatever.
I'm not saying that you are wrong, I just want to let people know that eating properly is possible and easy.

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>>8977356
He's just trying to appear like he's some super /fit/ guy with extensive knowledge that isn't useless.

LOL DO U EVEN LIFT??

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>>8977368
If he was trying to appear super /fit/ he wouldn't even post in this thread.

A /fit/ diet is oats and steroids.

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>>8977361
Wok is not like non stick frying pan imouto-san.
You only need a drop of oil using a pan.
Less oil is healthier.

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>>8977371
Oatz are actually good neet food.
You buy oatz by the kilo, and where I live it's like $1.20 a kilo. If you were to have oats every morning, this'd last 3-4 weeks.

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>>8977356
Still has fuck all if you sum it all up. Do you even read what is inside the package? It's like eating a slab of lard and adding some spring onions and waving your dick around saying it's healthy.

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>>8977380
Like getting fast-food with a diet coke to show how "healthy" you are.

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>>8977390
Exactly.

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>>8977380
Yeah I'm sure eating raw food is more tastier and makes everyone drop their underwear and bend over waiting for you to fuck them because you are ALPHA AS FUCK. DO THEY EVEN LIFT?

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>>8977398
I'm eating ramen myself, once or twice a month but I don't go pretending it's healthy.

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>>8977390
Instant noodle is actually good compare to diet coke.
Diet coke taste like toxic water.

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>>8977401
You're on /jp/. Unhealthy food is actually a plus since it brings you to Gensokyo faster

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>>8977401
Obsessing over nutrition labels isn't healthy.

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>>8977182
My Shin Ramyun recipe:

4 eggs, nori seaweed, finely chopped red chilli, sesame oil (for seasoning), a few slices of bacon. Sometimes a bit of kimchi helps with the dietary fibre so I can take a shit afterwards.

This brings it to about 35g of protein, and 3,500kJ energy. I don't have to worry too much about micronutrients because I take vitamin supplements.

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>>8977409
FOUR eggs for one package? What the fuck. And you actually add chilli besides the prepackaged seasoning? Why the hell. It's spicy enough as it is.

And why do you eat that shit and take vitamin supplements if you could instead just eat normal food for most likely the same money?

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>>8977404
Being ignorant towards your own nutrition isn't healthy.

Not the same guy. I browse /jp/, /g/ and /fit/. I can 1CC imperishable night on hard, and I can deadlift 1.5x body weight. I take my own health quite seriously, and contrary to what most of /jp/ thinks, it doesn't affect my ability to enjoy my hobbies. I can still read lewd doujins just like the rest of you.

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>>8977416
>deadlift 1.5x body weight
LOL DO U EVEN LIFT?

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>>8977413
I'm Chinese, and my grandparents are from Sichuan, where red chilli is a staple food given to kids since they are 3 years old. I don't find anything sold in packets in Australia "spicy" at all. Same goes for Shin Ramyun. I remember once the McDonald's here advertised "Chilli Quarter Pounder - it's BLAZING HOT!" or some shit, but it tasted to me just like tomato sauce with a bit of pepper in it.

Four eggs, because I need to eat 110g of protein per day. I'm bulking. I take supplements because I'm too lazy to cook vegetables and eat fruits for a proper balanced diet.

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>>8977418
your stats please?

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>>8977427
I'm a level 21 virgin.

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>>8977427
Dex 21
Int 20
Str 19

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>>8977428
The 'virgin' part is unnecessary here, friend.

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>>8977416

I had to look up what a 'dead lift' is.
I could do that with 1.5x my own body weight and I've never gone to a gym in my life.

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>>8977428
I know how that feels. I wish being a meathead somehow magically gets rid of my social awkwardness, but that ain't gonna happen. I get the feeling that I'm going to be a virgin until I'm 30. Feels shit man.

Well, at least I have Yukari-sama.

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>>8977436
Careful, he'll rush to ask you for your stats so he can get over the crippling fear that you might be physically stronger than him.

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>>8977439
>you might be physically stronger than him.
But this is my fetish
Over power me strong man~

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>>8977436
deadlift requires proper form, otherwise you can seriously damage your lumbar spine muscles. just saying, you should probably try something out before making assumptions and thinking that something is easy. even 1.0x BW is very difficult for someone who's never deadlifted before.

[Anonymous No.]

Man you people from /fit/ throw a hissy /fit/ over nothing a lot.

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>>8977439
not really. as a /fit/fag, I actually admire other men who have strong, aesthetic physiques, no homo. it gives me the drive to try even harder, to surpass my current limits.

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>>8977439

I guarantee you I would not be physically stronger than him.
I was just saying that even I could lift 1.5x my weight 80cm off the ground.

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>>8977441
But I have no idea who you are. Wrestling with an Otaku stranger isn't my fetish. You could weight 500lbs for all I know. I'm not in a position to feel inadequate for admitting that I can't lift someone who weights 500lbs. I would need years of training and several cycles of steroids to accomplish this. Though I do carry a naturally decent amount of muscle. I think I could be gigantic in bodybuilding terms if I took steroids. It makes me laugh at all the skinny little nerds like Zyzz who did steroids but remained small.

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>>8977437
>I wish being a meathead somehow magically gets rid of my social awkwardness

That's what I thought, and after all this hard work I remembered that I could not keep a conversation going for the life of me because I've been a NEET since I was 15. Oh well, At least I have 2hu and my Sertraline.

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>>8977451
Only 160 pounds I'm afraid.

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>>8977460
Skinny Otaku with smooth bodies who cosplay as maids is my fetish.

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>>8977463
160 pounds isn't skinny unless he's 6'2"++.

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>>8977451
I started off at Auschwitz mode, really skinny as fuck, and worked my way towards somewhere between ottermode and built within 16 months. I'm aiming towards a strongly built figure, none of that ottermode shit. I lift for functional strength, and not aesthetics, however. My aim is not to "get all dem wimminz", I just want to be confident to know that if I get attacked by drunks at night, I won't be the one lying on the kerb bleeding, but they are. Also, all these body type terms are /fit/ terms, they have infopics circling around if you're wondering what they are. I can't find it on my hard drive though.

I'm currently bulking, probably will start my cut just before summer (Southern hemisphere, ~November). Also full natty btw, I'd never ever use gear.

>>8977460
stop pretending to be me, faggot.

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>>8977471
>I just want to be confident to know that if I get attacked by drunks at night
Why would you even be outside at night?

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>>8977471
I'm 6'1 and weight 155 pounds and I'm not skinny.

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>>8977477
Nighttime is the best time.
If you have to go out, then you should do so during late evenings.

Being scared of people hitting you is just silly, though, unless you live in a bad area.

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>>8977471
Just to clarify, Chinese guy here. You other guys might have been replying to someone else, I don't know.

>>8977459
I spent all of my middle school and high school days sitting in front of a computer playing computer games and browsing the internet, I was essentially this scrawny little kid by the time I finished school. As soon as I started university, I made the choice that I wanted to get fit. Though I've physically improved, I'm still a carwreck when it comes to dealing with people in real life.

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>>8977478
DO U EVEN LIFT?

>>8977471
Coons and violent white coons don't care about your personal best deadlift. They don't care about anything other than getting a 1-hit knockout in front of their friends so they can mug you. Carrying weapons is illegal but is far more useful than spending years in the gym lifting weights.

>bulking
This word always makes me laugh. Bulking means intentionally getting fat. I don't see the point. You get in to arguments with triptards on /fit/ saying you can't gain muscle while on a calorie deficit, but you can.

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>>8977477
obviously so he can get groceries without having to run into many people

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>>8977490
I don't want 6 months prison for illicit weapons possession. Also, once I get any criminal record, I cannot finish my university degree, because I'm in the healthcare sector, and they're really strict about these things. My life will be essentially ruined if that happens. Keep in mind that Australia is really anal about weapons.

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>>8977471

>if I get attacked by drunks at night

You'd be better off learning how to fight than getting fit if that's your aim.
Also you could just fight like a girl.
A few years ago I made a guy's eye stick out - not hanging or anything but protruding badly. I ran away while he was screaming and holding his face.

[Anonymous No.]

Steroids? Bodybuilding?
Fucking nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

Somehow I get the feeling that this is the standard /jp/ demographic:

- Chinese
- either Auschwitz mode skinny, a fat neckbeard, or /fit/ as fuck
- autistic or socially awkward
- some kind of touhou follower, primary or secondary
- has strange and incorrect assumptions about the world
- poor but frugal, and wise on managing money (outside of buying figs)

[Anonymous No.]

Which body type are you, /jp/?

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>>8977471
just to correct myself:
>and worked my way towards somewhere between ottermode and built
I meant to say "somewhere between ottermode and ripped", according to
>>8977506
this chart. I am aiming towards a built figure.

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>>8977501

that is so not me it isn't even funny.

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>>8977506
I'm currently sitting just under ripped, that's my ultimate goal.

I don't want to get built as I'd like to still look good in a suit.

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>>8977506
Skinnyfat would describe it the best I think.

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>>8977525
just get a bigger suit, lol

what do you think of all those footballers whenever they have to wear formal attire?

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>>8977532

Ah yes, monkeys in suits.
People won't admit to it but there is a tendency to think of 'built' people as unintelligent, unfitting to wear suits in a way.

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>>8977549
Yeah everyone on /fit/ is built bearmode with a 150 IQ, a 12" dick, a 10/10 girlfriend and has read over 9000 medical papers, netting them 400k starting, any job they want.

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>>8977559

Oh yeah, well everyone on /jp/ has penises so large they lock themselves away from society so they don't scare anyone.

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>>8977566
oops I meant 1CC lunatic, why the fuck did I write that

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>>8977559
don't forget 1CC SA on hard, and runs a russian botnet controlled by his Core i7 rig with 32GB of DDR3 RAM and fermi

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>>8977122
for the autistic meathead weeaboos in this thread

many of these can be quite cheap, depending where you look

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>>8977506

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>>8977585

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>>8977588
Powerllifter master race.

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>>8977471
>If I get attacked by drunks at night

I'd run away afraid to get dirty with their mental filth

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>>8977630
And this is why you'll live longer. It's easier to run away than fight someone. Especially drunks who don't do cardio. The person running has the advantage in a chase.
Put objects between yourself and the pursuer, like bins or anything you can throw in the way. Take a lot of corners, and try not to look back, it'll slow you down and you might trip or hit something. Concentrate on what's ahead of you.
If you have prep time, learn to scale fences.

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>>8977635
Oh and more importantly they might have a knife or something.
Running also gets you home quicker- what the fuck are you doing outside

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>>8977635
they usually get tired after few meters, provided they bother to give a chase at all
most of the tie it's not even running away, just walking away

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>>8977644
Breaking into a full run straight away is probably more effect psychologically. They see you sprinting away and they're like 'eh nevermind'.

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>>8977588
I'm fit now, aiming for athletic

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>>8977506

Ottermode, and it's probably the best I can do with my body size.

I've always wanted to be bearmode, but I know it's impossible for me.

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>>8977637
>>8977644
Or just don't go outside and none of that will ever happen.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm skinny fat, aiming for skinny

[Anonymous No.]

What even is "Oriental" flavor anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8977664
it usually tastes like soy sauce

it wouldn't be appealing for marketing to have "soy sauce" noodles, so they give it a mysterious name

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>>8977657
But what do you do when your mother forgets or refuses to buy you food or alcohol? Or you're too afraid to ask?

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>>8977729
I mean at night and why would I need alcohol?

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>>8977745
Shorten your lifespan, quicker route to Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

thank me later

[Anonymous No.]

>>8977829
wasting money on alcohol...

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>>8977850
shut up youre not even old enough to buy alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8977829
I fixed your picture.
No need to thank me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8977868
I'll go ahead and thank you for him anyways.
Thank you!

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>>8977829

A /jp/anon died of malnutrition?

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I am fucking spoiled. I cannot stand to drink subpar food or drink, live in a dump or not having nice, expensive things.

So I work. I exercise. I do all the things a /jp/ browser does, and I enjoy it even more because it is done during my leisure time.

If I was a little girl, I would be a goddamn ojou.