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To All the Faggots that don't like onions:
I love onions with all my heart and soul. My girlfriend was giving me a piggy-back ride to the grocery store the other day because I didn't want to scuff up my new shoes. She was huffing down the frozen pizza aisle when I overheard some hipster chick saying "Ewww, onions!" I jumped off my woman's back and slid over like a smooth criminal. Her boyfriend shrieked, "dude, what's your problem?" That's when a clerk tossed an onion at me from the produce aisle. I immediately dropped into a handstand and donkey-kicked the onion into the hipster-chick's yapper. She started chewing like a horse and crying tears of joy. She was so happy that she gave me her number, which I drop-kicked out of her hand and into her boyfriend's skull. She asked me how she could ever repay me, and I gave her a stern look. She thought that look meant "suicide." She was right

>> No.8971429

I wonder how many people from /jp/ also browse /ck/.

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its jus the onions...

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I fucking hate onions

>> No.8971437

Go to bed Mugen.

>>8971429
From what I've seen most people in jp eats like shit and with scant money, doesn't seem like you can craft /ck/ dishes with that lifestyle.

>> No.8971439

>>8971436
>>8971436
Hey Chen, there's a bit of white just under your dress between your feet.

>> No.8971448

mugen? that's a new one to the list

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>> No.8971462

>>8971437
If you shop according to the sales you'll save quite a lot of money. It's not expensive to cook dishes, or to cook with actual ingredients. As for me, I spent a lot of my NEET time cooking and thinking about cooking things. I enjoy it and I consider it a hobby.

Maybe this summer I can get one of my relatives to go door to door with me to sell baked goods. It'll be more convincing with a little girl by my side, right?

>> No.8971478

>>8971462
you should have the food by your side and eat the girl if you know what I mean h3h3h3h

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