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8970656 No.8970656 [Reply] [Original]

hey /jp/ users would any of you want to be my /jp/ boyfriend or /jp/ girlfriend

I get so lonely

thanks for responding

>> No.8970661

>>8970656
Will you suck my dick, dude?

>> No.8970663
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>>8970661
>>8970661
I'll do the internet equivalent of it, whatever you may decide that to be

>> No.8970667
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8970667

post your pic

>> No.8970666

>>8970656
I'm not sure which of those I want to be.

I wish, wish wish wish wish you were Ange.

>> No.8970669

Sure.

>> No.8970668

YOU ARE MATCHED;

Say hello

>> No.8970670
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>>8970666
>>8970666
are you gender confused bernkastel

>>8970667
>>8970667
do I have to?

>>8970669
>>8970669
Hi! Do you have steam?

>> No.8970672

>>8970667
Please repost correctly.

>> No.8970674

>>8970663
What would that be then?

>> No.8970677
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>>8970674
>>8970674
I'm not sure, do you have any ideas?

>> No.8970684

Why are you so cute spaz.

If any other user attention whored I'd like this my jimmies would be ruffled, but with you, I'm okay with it for some reason.

>> No.8970686

Who the fuck are you?

>> No.8970691
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8970691

>>8970684
>>8970684
Aww... thanks!

I'm sorry for whoring attention, I just... I get so lonely... that's all...

>> No.8970694

>>8970677
A good friend would suffice

>> No.8970692

>>8970670
no. I'm male.

>> No.8970701

>>8970694
>>8970694
Will you be my friend? I want more /jp/ buddies!

My steam thing is in my e-mail field if you have that.

>> No.8970710

You barely talk on steam.

>> No.8970709

>>8970701
Ok then

>> No.8970714

>>8970710
>>8970710
I talk to a lot of people a lot of the time.

>> No.8970722

>>8970710
That's not true. The random raging and spaz attacks don't happen anymore though.

>> No.8970723

>63 friends on steam.

Yea, I'd just end up being some other random friend you never speak to.

Plus I never use it anyway.

>> No.8970726

>>8970722
>>8970722
I'm getting my life in order.

I'm sorry if I made you feel bad...

>> No.8970735

>>8970722
I don't know if I want to be friends with this guy if he's an alcoholic or something.

>> No.8970738

>>8970735
>>8970735
I'm not an alcoholic, and I'm not a guy.

I'm just an emotional whirlwind.

>> No.8970745

>>8970738
An emotionally unstable woman is 1000x worse than the most extreme alcoholic.

>> No.8970743

>>8970738
>emotional whirlwind.
It's called "emotionally unstable piece of shit"

>> No.8970747
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>>8970743
>>8970743
Yeah, that. That's what I am!

>> No.8970749
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>>8970745
>>8970745
Well I have a penis if that's what you're worried about so I'm not as bad as most women.

>> No.8970752

>>8970726
What, no. That was my favourite thing about you. You were much more fun and unpredictable back then.

>> No.8970755

If you're an emotional piece of shit, don't try and kill yourself with pills. You'll box your liver and die slowly over 10 years.

Hang yourself. Quick and easy to do impulsively because you're a stupid fuck and the world is finally rid of you.

>> No.8970757
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8970757

>>8970752
>>8970752
I'm still fun and unpredictable, I just don't yell at people for no reason.

Or, I do, but I have a few designated people for that and I don't explode at friends any more.

>>8970755
>>8970755
Thanks for the advice!

>> No.8970759

>>8970755
>You'll box your liver and die slowly over 10 years.
So, where is the problem with that?

>> No.8970761

>>8970759
>>8970759
I hear it's really, REALLY painful.

>> No.8970762

naz, lemme tell you something

I'm a guy but I want to be a girl, too. I don't 'want' it that badly, though. Just the thought is nice, but I'd never go out of my way to try and really become one.

You could spend the money you're spending on hormones on something more worthwhile. Just saying.

>> No.8970763

Wait, why ARE you so supposedly desperate to friends if you have that amount of people on your steam list?

>> No.8970768
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>>8970762
>>8970762
You don't understand me at all then.

I've wanted to be a girl since I was 4 years old, and I'd wish for it every single night and daydream in classes.

This has been with me for a long, LONG time and it's very powerful.

And furthermore, I'm too effeminate to be a male. I have a lot of female habits and behaviors and I look really androgynous.

Please don't assume this is some tiny nothing in my life, seriously. Unless you -want- to offend me.

>>8970763
>>8970763
I only connect with a small handful of people, and they're not -always- on.

So I'm always hoping to find new people I really connect with to be part of my life.

>> No.8970769

>>8970763
He talks with them for 2 hours and never again. He needs more cattle

>> No.8970776

>>8970769
Internet slut.

>> No.8970777

>>8970769
>>8970769
I hate how if I don't connect with someone and we just totally drift apart they blame it on me and go on a crusade to defame me and make me seem like a user.

>> No.8970781
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8970781

I'll be your /jp/ imouto...

my skype is fuwafuwaimouto if you e-ever want to talk..

>> No.8970783

>>8970757
You're not as fun and are becoming just a little predictable. Honestly the most fun I had was talking to you during your random raging fits.

>> No.8970786

>>8970768
Well, I look androgynous too, and I do have some feminine hygiene habits.

Let's not assume I actually want to -offend- you.
Why do you want to be a girl, though?

>> No.8970787

>>8970783
>>8970783
Who are you?

>> No.8970794

>>8970781
Hey gurl.

>> No.8970795

>>8970787
Doesn't matter. Just letting you know something.

>> No.8970796
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8970796

>naz

>> No.8970797

>>8970786
>>8970786
I don't know. I have since I was little and nothing I do makes the thought go away.

In high school I grew a beard and acted tough and still went home and desperately wished to be a girl.

I'm tired of trying to fight something that will always beat me.

Or rather, I -am- a girl. I have a girl brain. Having a female brain in a guy body has absolutely NO benefits. At least if I have a female body will be able to assume just by looking at me that I'm sensitive and effeminate.

>> No.8970798

>>8970781

Can you do an onee-chan voice?

>> No.8970800
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>>8970794
H-Hi...

>> No.8970803
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>>8970795
>>8970795
I have no idea who you are.

Are you someone I still talk to?

Stop being a creep.

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8970805

>>8970797
what do you actually want to do if you were a girl

I'd like to have a guy brain in a girl body, personally. Selfcest is the best. Shame it's not possible.

>> No.8970806

>>8970800
Yotsubanome is a crazy place, right?
Anyways, are you voicing another doujin any time soon?

>> No.8970807

>>8970803
That isn't rage.

>> No.8970810
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>>8970805
>>8970805
Live my damn life finally? That's one thing.

You know, instead of hating everything about myself.

There's nothing I want to -do-, this isn't a sexual fantasy you jerk. I'm female, I want my body to be female too.

>>8970807
>>8970807
Who ARE you?

>> No.8970813

>>8970810
Wow, hey. relax. okay.

>> No.8970814

>>8970798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0igVZyA2kR8 I can try I guess

>>8970806
I like voicing doujins but I haven't voiced a full one really recently.. I'm getting to sleep soon, but maybe tomorrow if you wanna contact me or something

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>>8970813
>>8970813
It's just that this is serious for me and you are trying to dumb it down to some kind of fetish and that always fires me up.

Blahhhh. Now I'm mad.

>> No.8970824

>>8970821
Okay, I'm sorry. Calm down. I get it. I didn't know.

>> No.8970828
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8970828

>>8970824
>>8970824
Come here.

We are hugging this out right now, I don't even care if all of /jp/ watches.

Only then can I forgive you!

>> No.8970830

>>8970821
lol whatever weirdo

>> No.8970832

>>8970828
Sure. Don't get too lonely, now.

>> No.8970831

>>8970814
can you be my waifu?

>> No.8970835

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>> No.8970839

>>8970831
Silly anon, that's not my choice to make!

>> No.8970840
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8970840

Hey, I remember playing with you on Steam, sadly we lost the ore, didn't we?

>> No.8970844
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>>8970840
>>8970840
I purged everyone on my steam list one night except for a small handful of people because I had this huge emotional breakdown.

It won't happen again, I promise.

Re-add me, please.

>> No.8970845

>>8970839
In that case I'll sleep with your voice echoing in my mind

>> No.8970848
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>>8970845
if you want to add me on skype you can hear it any time

>> No.8970850

>>8970848
I would but I'm very self conscious of my voice.

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8970852

>>8970850
it's ok i don't judge ppl

i'm off to sleep now bye bye

>> No.8970853

>>8970848
Sure, I'll be heading off to bed in a sec though

>> No.8970854

Okay I'll post a voice clip I made too just for you /jp/:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kNEyLNDEYS

it's something I recorded two weeks ago and have been using

I can't record anything new right now

>> No.8970862
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8970862

>>8970853
I'm sorry it has to wait until tomorrow.. I-Is that ok?

Goodnight, /jp/. Thanks for being my friend

>> No.8970865
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8970865

I also have these two for you /jp/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tqV8gSUN2j
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00I3mSgoD4u

sorry if they're too lewd ;_;

>> No.8970863

>>8970854
wat.
that's a pretty girly voice.

>> No.8970867

>>8970862
Course, have a good sleep

>> No.8970870

>>8970862
quick, do some porn voice acting! :3

>> No.8970872

>>8970863
Go to bed Mike

>> No.8970874
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8970874

>>8970863
>>8970863
Well I've been working on it for a long time so I would hope so!

>>8970870
>>8970870
No thanks.

>> No.8970877

>>8970874
not you.

>> No.8970880
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8970880

>>8970877
>>8970877
sorry

I'm munching on carrots, do you want one?

>> No.8970886

That's pretty gay, bro.

>> No.8970887

>>8970880
No. Just ate some corn chips. :)

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>>8970887
>>8970887

>> No.8970900

>>8970890
So, how about it? Get into music production.
It's a very rewarding experience, might help with your depression or something.

http://soundcloud.com/colin-tremingway

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>>8970900
>>8970900
I don't think so, sorry.

>> No.8970957

>>8970936
But at this rate, you won't be doing anything worthwhile.
Or are you?

>> No.8970963
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8970963

>>8970957
>>8970957
I made a 16 year old boy fuck a calzone on camera then piss on it and eat it by calling him a pathetic waste of human life and telling him I hate him repeatedly.

Does that count as doing something worthwhile?

>> No.8970967

>>8970963
wow

really? wow. I... I guess.

>> No.8970969
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>>8970967
>>8970967
Yes.

He also wets himself and drinks his piss in the shower and wears his sister's panties to school.

>> No.8970971

>>8970963
Wow, please tell me you saved.

>> No.8970973

>>8970971
>>8970971
I saved the photos, but I'm not posting on /jp/.

Did you add me on steam?

>> No.8971004

Telling you (OP) to kill yourself would be insult for people looking for portal to Gensokyo.

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>>8971004
>>8971004

>> No.8971010
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8971010

i feel the exact same way as the OP...

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>>8971004

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